25 Drop Dead Gorgeous Quotes From the Comedy Movie
Published June 27, 2023
Fans of comedy movies will enjoy these Drop Dead Gorgeous quotes from the cult classic mockumentary.
Drop Dead Gorgeous is a mockumentary, comedy, and action movie released in 1999.
The movie was directed by Michael Patrick Jann, written by Lona Williams, and produced by Gavin Polone and Judy Hofflund.
Drop Dead Gorgeous stars actors Kirstie Alley, Ellen Barkin, Kirsten Dunst, Brittany Murphy, Denise Richards, and more.
Although the movie received mixed reviews from critics and lost money at the box office, it has since become a cult classic.
The movie follows several teenage girls competing in a small-town beauty pageant.
The two main girls are Amber, a poor girl who signs up for the pageant hoping to break free of her trailer-park life, and Becky, the daughter of the richest man in town.
Read these Drop Dead Gorgeous quotes to learn more about the movie.
Funny Drop Dead Gorgeous Quotes
Enjoy these funny Drop Dead Gorgeous quotes.
1. “Most smartest.” — Loretta
2. “I want a big bag of little donuts.” – Hank
3. “Once a carnie, always a carnie.” — Loretta
4. “Okay, I’m quitting the pageant.” — Amber Atkins
5. “Never judged a pageant before in my life.” — John
6. “I was Mount Rose American Teen Princess 1945.” — Iona Hildebrandt
7. “You’d think they’d build the parking lot of America to go with the Mall of America!” — Gladys Leeman
8. “I don’t eat shellfish. Mom always says, ‘Don’t ever eat nothin’ that can carry its house around with it.” — Amber Atkins
9. “Maybe other people think I can’t win a beauty pageant, but other people didn’t think I could beat out Becky Leeman for president of the gun club either, and I did.” — Tammy Curry
10. “I chose Mount Rushmore ’cause to live in a country where you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces on it, faces of great Americans who did so much to make our country super great, well that makes me, Rebecca Leeman, proud to be an American.” — Becky Ann Leeman
Iconic Drop Dead Gorgeous Quotes
Check out these iconic Drop Dead Gorgeous quotes.
11. “USA’s A-OK.” – Gladys Leeman
12. “She’s skinny, Amber, not deaf!” — Beck Ann Leeman
13. “That is not American Teen Princess language!” — Iris Clark
14. “My mom never hid the fact that my dad chose his career over us.” — Amber Atkins
15. “It’s just like Anthony Robbins says, ‘I’m a winner. Nobody can stop me but me.’” — Tammy Curry
16. “Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top.” — Amber Atkins
17. “With one week to go before the pageant, I was finishing my outfit, rehearsing my talent, brushing up on current events, and running 18 miles a day on about 400 calories. — Mary Johnson
More Drop Dead Gorgeous Quotes
This is the final list of Drop Dead Gorgeous quotes.
18. “Mom! Mom!” — Amber Atkins
19. “Are we on ‘Cops’ again?” — Loretta
20. “Where do they get this stuff?” — Iris Clark
21. “Oh, that was ‘Buy American.’” — Gladys Leeman
22. “I just didn’t wanna win like this.” — Amber Atkins
23. “In fact, I love St. Paul Pork Products so much, I work here now!” — Connie Rudrüd
24. “Guys get out of Mount Rose all the time on hockey scholarships… or prison.” — Amber Atkins
25. “This one’s for varsity soccer; I’m captain. I run track and, uh, right here, I’m the new president of the Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club.” — Tammy Curry
Who Wins the Beauty Pageant?
There are many accidents leading up to the pageant, but as suspected, Becky wins the pageant, with Amber coming in second.
During the parade, Becky dies in an explosion.
Her grieving mother, Gladys, admits to staging all the accidents leading up to the pageant.
Amber becomes the pageant rep and goes on to win the state competition.
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