20 Funny Pootie Tang Quotes From The Cult Classic

These Pootie Tang quotes will have you excited to watch this cult classic.

Pootie Tang is an American comedy released in 2001.

Based on a sketch from The Chris Rock Show, the movie grossed only $3.3 million at the box office but has since developed a cult following that keeps the movie relevant.

Starring Lance Crouther, Wanda Sykes, and Chris Rock, among others, you will surely enjoy seeing some of your favorite actors.

Pootie Tang is the hero of the ghetto and fights against corporate America.

While corporate America is trying to steal his magic belt and convince him to endorse addictive products, Pootie Tang must be strong and fight back for the young black children of America.

While much of Pootie Tang’s speech is impossible for the audience to understand, the other character’s in the movie seem to understand just fine.

Check out these Pootie Tang quotes and see if you recognize them!

Short Pootie Tang quotes

Check out these hilarious short quotes from the movie.

1. “I hate you.” — J.B

2. “I got to say na nay no.” — Pootie Tang

3. “What’s the Dabble Dee?” — Pootie Tang

4. “Well, Bob, I’m a pone tony.” — Pootie Tang

5. “What the hell are you talking about?” — Bob Costas

6. “Yeah! Hahahaha! Sepatown my *ss!” — Pootie Tang

7. “You can’t hurt a ho with a belt—they like that sht.” — Trucky

8. “Pootie, do you have any girlfriends at school?” — Pottie’s Mother

9. “It’s not even race; it’s a certain type of person that gets Pootie Tang.” — J.B

10. “Aw. Mommadee, there’s a sine tibbity in a taxy. She’s a cole tony.” — Young Pottie

Memorable Pootie Tang quotes

This next collection of quotes are full of quotes that you will remember from the movie.

11. “And you know what else, it’s hard to get in too.” — Lacey

12. “Dirty Dee is still dirty—because he’s Dirty Dee dammit!” — Trucky

13. “You know, I’d like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some *ss too, boy.” — Lacey

14. “We didn’t always know what he was saying, but we always knew what he meant.” — Trucky

15. “Aw, man, Pootie Tang whoop your *ss so bad that you could write it off on your taxes, that’s right. — J.B

16. “It was incredible. Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill, that month!” — Trucky

17. “Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your *ss, then mail it to you 10 days in advance.” — J.B

18. “Leepa tine on my clemmon dees. Penna tine on my damie kays; I’mma crighty pooster, I’mma crighty pooster!” — Pootie Tang

19. “See, my damie, Pootie Tang don’t wa-da-tah to the shama cow… ’cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?” — Pootie Tang

20. “He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was rejuvenated before, lost it, and got rejuvenated again. Rejuvenated!” — Trucky

Pootie Tang to the rescue

You must watch the movie to see if Pootie Tang saves the day or if the crooked corporation wins.

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