222 Funny Yearbook Quotes For Seniors You’ll Never Forget

Your peers will remember you forever with these funny yearbook quotes.

How do you pick a great yearbook quote for your senior year?

You do your research and think about how you’d like to be remembered.

10 Best Funny Yearbook Quotes for Seniors

1. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.”— Mark Twain

2. “It’s not enough that I should succeed – others should fail.” – Kevin Chang

3. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”— Michael Scott

4. “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”— Groucho Marx

5. “Cheers to all my haters! Be patient. So much more is coming.” — Paris Hilton

6. “Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life?” — Beyoncé

7. “School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi.” — Rachel Berry

8. “Every tongue that rises up against me shall fall!!!!” — Rihanna

9. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”— Steve Martin

10. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”— Robin Williams

11. “I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”

12. “I get butterflies when I think of myself.”

13. “If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”

14. “Hannah Montana says nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”

15. “It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.”

Sarcastic Yearbook Quotes For The Witty Souls

16. “Greg just stole my girl.’ – Everyone”

17. “In this photo, I’m not wearing pants.”

18. “Four year later and I’m still an idiot, thanks for nothing.”

19. “They asked me to write something. So here it is something.”

20. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and past. Thank you.”

21. “Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.”

22. “Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.”

23. “’Put something inspirational.’ – Mom”

24. “Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”

25. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”― W.C. Fields

26. “Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.”

27. “I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!!”― Charles M. Schulz

28. “My computer screen is brighter than my future.”

29. “Yes, that is my actual last name.” – Christopher Gaylord

Funny Yearbook Quotes About Names

30. “I’ve been a Ho my whole life.” – Michelle Ho

31.“I hate my name.” – Carlos Carlos

32. “No, I did not have a farm.” – Joe McDonald

33. “I am not Hispanic, I’m Asian.” – Stacey Nicole Diaz

34. “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”― Lewis Carroll

35. “Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.”

36. “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”― George V. Higgins

37. “Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter”

38. “Never memorize something that you can look up.”― Albert Einstein

39. “I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”

40. “I’m that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you.”

41. “Education is important, but big biceps are important.”

42. “Donuts are always the answer.”

43. “If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”

44. “I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.”

45. “The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”

46. “What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget.”

47. “See kids? I told you I was sexy in high school.”

48. “Trapped in yearbook factory, send help.”

49. “If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.”

50. “Remember…The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe…eat cake.”

51. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” – Doris M. Smith

52. “I did my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban.” — Sirius Black

53. “A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves.” – J. Robson Koenig

54. “Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.” – Erma Bombeck

55. “The important thing to remember is not to forget.” – Benny Bellamacina

56. “I don’t need a piece of paper saying I succeeded. I just need food.” — Shane Dawson

57. “The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.” – Josh Lanyon

58. “Never miss a good chance to shut up.” – Will Rogers

59. “Dreams don’t work unless you do.” – John C. Maxwell

60. “An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

61. “To the window… To the wall…“ – Abbigail and Tory
Lewis

62. “My mom should have swallowed me.” – Ty

63. “When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.” – Jenna Allen

64. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.” – Franco Citlalli

65. “The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.” – McKenzie Ward

66. “Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.” – Ian Longley

67. “I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.” – Damian sparks

68. “I am not Amith. I am a legend.” – Amith M.

69. “The ‘s’ is silent.” – Pareekshit Ravi

70. “When life shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.” – Diana Lopez

71. “It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.”  – Zachary Chastain

72. “Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!” – Megan

73. “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?” – Jessica Enciso

74. “Education is important but big biceps are importanter.” – Eric Gomez

75. “That wasn’t like High School Musical at all.” – Seth Egan

Funny Yearbook Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud

76. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton

77. “______________ was released from his 4 year sentence.”  

78. “I want more Fridays and pancakes.” – Matthew Garrett

79. “You shall not pass!….But I did.” – Jucinda

80. “You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school.” – Jocelyn Madero

81. “If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people—we’ve done it right“ – Alexis Bass

82. “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.“ – Connor Hart

83. “I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Alexis

85. “Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.” – Marilynn Dawson

86. “If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.“ – Natalie Turk

87. “I cheated on all my exams.“ – Roshan McGuinness

88. “See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.“ – Paulyn Trinh

89. “I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?“ – Victoria DiPaolo

90. “I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.“ – Jose Alvarez

Witty Senior Quotes For Your Yearbook

91. “I’ve learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance.“ – Omotola Omotinugbon

92. “If you ain’t talking money… I don’t want to talk.“ – Michael and Steven DiBlasi

93. “You can never be overdressed or overeducated.” — Oscar Wilde

94. “All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.“ – Amena Al-shugaa

95. “Anything is possible when you sound caucasian on the phone.“ – Betshina Bernier

96. “… was released from his four-year sentence.“ – Faizon Graham

97. “I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.“ – Hannah Goldsborough

98. “Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge.” – E.C. McKenzie

99. “I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.“ – Martin Sanchez

100. “The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.” —Marvin Phillips

101. “You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.” ― Jim Carrey

102. “It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving.” ― Henrietta Mears

103. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” ― Roger Staubach

104. “Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.” ― Lowell Thomas

105. “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” ― Steve Jobs

Short Funny Senior Quotes For Graduation Speeches

106. “Seek to understand before you seek to be understood.” ― Stephen Covey

107. “Your destiny is the story of your life, and you get to tell the story your way.” ― Scott Allan

108. “Never think you have reached success for when you do then you start the slide down.” ― Catherine Pulsifer

109. “Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.” ― Carl Sandburg

110. “Don’t let anyone steal your dream. It’s your dream, not theirs.” ― Dan Zadra

111. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” —Will Ferrell, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

112. “Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.” — Elle Woods, Legally Blonde

113. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” —Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

114. “The smell of your weird is totally affecting my vocal cords.” — Bumper Allen, Pitch Perfect

115. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance…” – Dumb and Dumber, 1994

116. “It’s like a pirate had a baby with an angel.” – Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

117. “Show me the money!” – Jerry Maguire, 1996

118. “Help is on the way, dear!” – Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)

119. “What is this? A school for ants?” — Derek Zoolander, Zoolander

120. “Shutting up, sir.” – Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)

Funny Senior Yearbook Quotes To Sharpen Your Wit

121. “Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.” — Mark Twain

122. “It’s not what you’ve got, it’s what you use, that makes a difference in how your life turns out.” — Zig Ziglar

123. “Start today follow your heart. Map out your own journey. Have the adventure of a lifetime.” — Melody Beattie

124. “It only takes one extra something! To get you to where you trying to get to!” — Eric Thomas

125. “Showing up is 80 percent of life.” — Woody Allen

126. “Biology gives you a brain. Life turns it into a mind.” — Jeffrey Eugenides

127. “Don’t compare yourself with anyone else in the world. If you do so you are insulting yourself.” — Bill Gates

128. “The future depends on what you do today.” — Gandhi

129. “Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence.” — Vince Lombardi

130. “Nothing in this world is impossible to a willing heart.” — Abraham Lincoln

131. “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” — Milton Berle

132. “Let us make our future now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow’s reality.” — Malala Yousafzai

133. “It’s not about ideas. It’s about making ideas happen.” — Scott Belsky

134. “Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.” — Katya Zamolodchikova

135. “Yo yearbook. I’mma let you finish, but my junior year photo was the best photo of all time!” — Kanye West

Funny Yearbook Quotes To Inspire Your Life

136. “Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are.” — Beyonce Knowles

137. “Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” — Michael Scott

138. “Life is like a rollercoaster. Just when you think you’re on top, you go flying back down and someone pukes on you.” — Jenna Mourey

139. “It is time that we all see gender as a spectrum instead of two sets of opposing ideals.” — Emma Watson

140. “Look at education as a continuous life-long journey.” — Catherine Pulsifer

141. “I would prefer to die of passion or boredom.” ― Vincent van Gogh.

142. “If somebody ever asks you to do something, do it really bad, so you never have to do it again.” ― Joanna Clark.

143. “If you want to live your life in a creative way, as an artist, you have to not look back too much. You have to be willing to take whatever you’ve done and whoever you were and throw them away.” ― Steve Jobs

144. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and paste. Thank you.” ― Stephanie Flores.

145. “Every boy can become an artist but the problem is what is required for the artist to become an artist.” ― Pablo Picasso

146. “The successful walk from failure to failure was without a loss of enthusiasm. I attribute my success to this: I never gave or used an excuse.” ―  Winston Churchill

147. “I’ve been a Ho all my life.” ― Michelle Ho

148. “You become what you believe. You are where you are today in your life based on everything you have believed.” ― Oprah Winfrey

149. “To all the teachers that never thought me a thing…” ― Julia Simsuangco

150. “You must be the change you want to see in the world.” ― Gandhi.

Funny Yearbook Quotes To Inspire Your Dreams

151. “The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.” — Edward Koch

152. “What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

153. “Your life is your story, and the adventure ahead of you is the journey to fulfill your own purpose and potential.” — Kerry Washington

154. “To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan, but also believe.” — Anatole France

155. “There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.” — C.S. Lewis

156. “Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.” — John Dewey

157. “The only thing you can do in this life is pursue your passions, celebrate your bloopers and never stop following your fear.” — Grace Helbig

158. “Take pride in how far you’ve come. Have faith in how far you can go. But don’t forget to enjoy the journey.” — Michael Josephson

159. “There are no regrets in life. Just lessons.” — Jennifer Aniston

160. “The old rules are crumbling and nobody knows what the new rules are. So make up your own rules.” — Neil Gaiman

161. “Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.” — Charles Swindoll

162. “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” — Kyle Chandler

163. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.” — Dr. Seuss

164. “Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

165. “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.” — Babe Ruth

Funny Yearbook Quotes for a Crazy Day

166. “The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.” — Anthony Robbins

167. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” — Thomas Edison

168. “In this life we cannot do great things. We can only do small things with great love.” — Mother Teresa

169. “I encourage you to live with life. Be courageous, adventurous. Give us a tomorrow, more than we deserve.” — Maya Angelou

170. “Don’t ever confuse the two, your life and your work. The second is only part of the first.” — Anna Quindlen

171. “I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.” — George Foreman

172. “If at first you don’t succeed, try to hide your astonishment.” — Harry Banks

173. “A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. But if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.” — Theodore Roosevelt

174. “Do not take life too seriously — you will never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard

175. “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown
176.  “If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.” — Muhammad Ali

177. “Minds are like parachutes — they only function when open.” — Thomas Dewar

178. “Each year at graduation, I am obliged to offer a few “brief remarks,” which are usually not as brief as they should be.” — James E. Ryan

179. “The road to success is always under construction.” — Lily Tomlin

180. “To those of you who are graduating this afternoon with high honors, awards and distinctions, I say, “Well done.” And as I like to tell the C students: You too, can be president.” — George W. Bush

Funny Yearbook Quotes To Share With Your Classmates

181. “The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.” — Doug Larson

182. “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.” — Bette Reese

183. “The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.” — Jon Stewart

184. “If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” — Frank A. Clark

185. “Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.” — John Green

186. “ You’re going to fall down, but the world doesn’t care how many times you fall down, as long as it’s one fewer than the numbers of times you get back up.” — Andy Sorkin

187. “Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.” — Neil Gaiman

188. “My dear terrified graduates, you are about to enter the most uncertain and thrilling period of your lives.” — Lin-Manuel Miranda

189. “The best advice I can give anybody about going out into the world is this: Don’t do it. I have been out there. It is a mess.” — Russell Baker

190. “Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.” — Ellen DeGeneres

191. “I may be a comedian, but my yearbook photo proves I didn’t always have the best timing.” ― Ellen DeGeneres

192. In the yearbook of life, my chapter is titled ‘Most Likely to Confuse Google with My Existence.'” ― Elon Musk

193. “I’ve spent four years here, but I still can’t figure out why they call it ‘high’ school.” ― Seth Rogen

194. “Remember, yearbooks are like diamonds – forever and forever embarrassing.” ― Amy Poehler

195. If there was a yearbook award for ‘Most Likely to Use Sarcasm as a Second Language,’ I’d win, hands down.” ― Ryan Reynolds

Humorous Yearbook Quotes to Remember

196. High school is like a tree, and I’m the squirrel who can’t decide which branch to fall off of.” ― Kristen Wiig

197. “My yearbook quote is so funny that even Siri couldn’t stop laughing.” ― Bill Gates

198. “I’d like to thank my parents for everything, except my genetics.” ― Tina Fey

199. “High school is a lot like a rollercoaster – you go through it screaming, and when it’s over, you want to do it all again.” ― James Corden

200. “If you can’t find me in the yearbook, look for the person with the most coffee stains on their senior photo.” ― Hugh Jackman

201. “I made it through high school by the grace of caffeine and a whole lot of luck.” ― Emma Stone

202. “In my yearbook, they should have a category for ‘Most Likely to Survive on Ramen Noodles.'” ― Mindy Kaling

203. I learned more from Google than I did from this school, but at least the yearbook photos are memorable.” ― Mark Zuckerberg

204. High school: where you learn about Pythagoras but not how to do taxes.” ― Jimmy Fallon

205. In the yearbook of life, my chapter would be called ‘Most Likely to Laugh at My Own Jokes.'” ― Kevin Hart

206. “High school is like a refrigerator – you’re glad you have one, but you’re not sure what to do with it.” ― Ellen Page

207. “They say the best years of your life are in high school. They must have had a different high school experience than I did.” ― Steve Carell

208. If my yearbook quote were any funnier, I’d have to pay a laughter tax.” ― Jeff Bezos

209. “I’ve spent four years preparing for the real world, but I still don’t know how to do taxes.” ― John Oliver

210. “In the yearbook of life, I’m the ‘Class Clown,’ and I’ve got the photo to prove it.” ― Conan O’Brien

Funny Yearbook Quotes About Recalling School Days

211. “High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike.” ― Chung

212. “I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day” ― Julianna Massa

213. “I Started High School With Straight A’s, Now I’m Not Even Straight” ― Amberlyn Murray

214. “You Got To Enjoy The Little Things In Life, Like Blowing Bubbles.” ― Noah

215. “My senior year of high school, I was voted ‘Wittiest.’” ― Barbara Park

216. “I Had To Put My Grades Up For Adoption Because I Couldn’t Raise Them” ― Irfan Imthias

217. “I’d actually been making my living as an organist with bands since I was probably 15 or 16 years old, and then as a senior in high school” ― Bobby McFerrin

218. “There will always be hard times. Use adversity to fuel your fire. In high school, I wanted to play quarterback but couldn’t until I was a senior.” ― Ben Roethlisberger

219. “Not The Triplets. We Graduated” ― Kylee Durham

220. “’Just Give Me My Diploma And Pronounce My Name Correctly’” ― Agboke Toluwalope

221. “I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn’t see the point.” ― Barry White

222. “I’m The Mariah Carey In School Filled Of Ariana’s” ― Tauase Segi

Which of these funny yearbook quotes and sayings resonated with you best?