25 Best Shoresy Quotes From The Hilarious TV Series

Fans of Letterkenny will love these Shoresy quotes from the hit spinoff!

Shoresy premiered in 2022 as a Canadian comedy television series, a spinoff of the Canadian hit series Letterkenny.

The series is created, written, and starred Jared Keeso and is directed by Jacob Tierney.

Shoresy stars actors Jared Keeso, Tasya Teles, Harlan Blayne, Kytwayhat, and many other talented actors.

The series completed season one, which consisted of six episodes, and has already been renewed for a second season.

The series has been well received by critics with praise for the humor, for placing women and First Nations characters in prominent roles, and for being a fast-paced show.

Take a look at these Shoresy quotes to learn more about this popular series.

Shoresy Quotes For The Fans

These Shoresey quotes are from season one of the series.

1. “We got a different team now.” — Shoresy

2. “I’ve had about enough from the Clearasil kid.” — Shoresy

3. “All you useless guys, blocking shots.” — Shoresy

4. “So now I don’t say what’s on the card?” — Shoresy

5. “This team will never lose again.” — Shoresy

6. “Keep working hard, Corey. You can be just like me.” — Shoresy

7. “You’re the worst player on our team. Great in the room, but you’re the worst player on our team.” — Shoresy

8. “The bulldogs are going to compete. So if you want to see the new bulldogs, get your bums in a seat.” — Shoresy

9. “So your sweetie finally comes to the game, and you barely play. Is that more awkward than puberty, or is it pretty close?” — Shoresy

10. “You, you, you, you the most, you the second most, and you, you’re useless. Actually, it’s you the most and you the second most.” — Shoresy

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Shoresy Quotes From Letterkenny

These words from Shoresy are from Letterkenny before the spinoff was around.

11. “Are you even f*cking trying? You can try, eh.” — Shoresy

12. “Good shift, cuteness.” — Shoresy

13. “Someone stole my breakfast sando. Looks like it was you.” — Shoresy

14. “Fight me, see what happens.” — Shoresy

15. “Great day for competitive men’s hockey, eh.” — Shoresy

16. “And Gretz’s daughter’s a married woman, your classless piece of sh*t.” — Shoresy

17. “You’re a first-place club beating a team that’s been together a week.” — Shoresy

18. “Will you two just man up and make out? I started an office pool for it, and the day I picked was tomorrow.” — Shoresy

19. “Hey, hey, can I grab your address? A little note in the mail to remind you of how f*ckin’ useless you are.” — Shoresy

20. “Hey, what’s your favorite kind of pizza, cuteness?” — Shoresy

21. “Hey, you look like that broad from The Hunger Games. I’m gonna call you Cuteness Everdeen.” — Shoresy

22. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Shoresy

23. “What’s women’s hockey like? Same thing, less competitive or what?” — Shoresy

24. “Good shift, cuteness. Oh! We should change our Facebook status to ‘It’s complicated.’” — Shoresy

25. “I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow?” — Shoresy

What Is The Plot Of The Show?

The series’ plot follows the veteran hockey player Shoresy who moves to Sudbury to take a role with a Triple-A hockey team in danger of being shut down.

Shoresy tells the team’s General Manager that if he is put in charge of the team, they will never lose another game.

Now Shoresy has to find a coach to lead the recruits he is bringing with them and get everyone to play as a team.

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