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50 Letterkenny Quotes That Will Make You Want to Pack Up and Move to Canada

Published on March 16, 2020 7:00 AM EST
Letterkenny Quotes That Will Make You Want to Pack Up and Move to Canada

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a rural Canadian community? I’m not sure how accurate Letterkenny is, but it paints a hilarious picture of life in the small town. You might have to learn some new phrases, but don’t worry we have you covered with these hilarious Letterkenny quotes.

Are you wondering what “Chel” or “Rips” mean? Chel is the hockey league and rips is a term for weed.

Letterkenny Quotes That Will Make You Want to Pack Up and Move to Canada

Wayne and his friends seem to have a blast, and if you are a fan of the show, you have undoubtedly been left in stitches thanks to their inappropriate sense of humor. Check out these funny Letterkenny quotes, learn some everyday slang, and have a good laugh!

Funny Letterkenny quotes

1. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne

2. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne

3. “You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne

4. “You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.”  — Daryl

5. “Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan

6. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne

7. “Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne

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8. “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy

9. “…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan

10. “You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne

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Letterkenny quotes for everyday use

11. “We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy

12. “Hard no.” — Wayne

13. “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly

14. “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone

15. “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne

16. “Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne

17. “Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy

18. “Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne

19. “And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne

20. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne

21. “That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy

22. “Figure it out!” — Everyone

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Slightly inappropriate Letterkenny quotes

23. “Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.” — Wayne

24. “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach

25. “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy

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26. “Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” — Wayne

27. “It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails.” — Wayne

28. “I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.” — Wayne

29. “Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.” — Katy

30. “You’re pretty good at wrestlin’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciates about you.” — Squirrelly Dan

31. “Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne

32. “Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!” — Gail

33. “What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” — Wayne

34. “I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did ya get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sportin’ now.” — Daryl

35. “Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’.” — Wayne

36. “You can cross fuck off.” — Wayne

 37. “Fuck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible fuckin ref!” — Jonesy

38. “Fuck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.” — Reilly

39. “Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!”  — Squirrelly Dan

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Highly inappropriate Letterkenny quotes

40. “Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?” — Wayne

41. “You seen a ‘coon havin’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” — Wayne

42. “You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.”  — Wayne

43. “Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” — Reilly

44. “Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, you ugly fuck.” — Jonesy

45. “Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like yer pants are doin’ it for ya.” — Wayne

46. “Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.” — Jonesy

47. “Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy

48. “You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.” — Daryl

49. “It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?”  — Wayne

50. “You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark.” — Wayne

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Did you enjoy these Letterkenny quotes?

My husband went on a trip to visit his friends and came back saying things like “figure it out” and “pitter-patter.” I thought he had lost his mind, but he assured me it was only a symptom of binge-watching this ridiculously funny Canadian show. It has been months and he still uses these phrases. I am going to have to watch the episodes on Hulu and catch up!

I wouldn’t have guessed that a pair of Canadian siblings running a fruit stand and farm would be so comical!

Are you a Letterkenny fan? Did you enjoy these Letterkenny quotes and lines? Share your favorite episode or quotes with us in the comment section below!

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    Stephanie Patterson

    August 30, 2020 at 2:51 PM

    Favorite episode was “Dyck’s Slip Out” Nita, Noah, Charity, and Chasity Dyck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Muhammad Qasim

    April 25, 2020 at 12:54 PM

    “It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?”

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