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Letterkenny Quotes That Will Make You Want to Pack Up and Move to Canada

Check out these funny Letterkenny quotes, learn some everyday slang, and have a good laugh!

Have you ever wondered what living in a rural Canadian community would be like?

I’m not sure how accurate Letterkenny is, but it paints a hilarious picture of life in the small town.

Let us know your favorite Letterkenny quote in the comment section below.

What are the benefits of reading these Letterkenny quotes?

You might have to learn some new phrases, but don’t worry.

We have you covered with these hilarious Letterkenny quotes.

Besides learning some new phrases, these quotes will:

  • Help you learn more about Canada
  • Discover a new show to binge watch
  • Give you a good laugh

Are you wondering what “Chel” or “Rips” mean?

Chel is the hockey league, and rips is a term for weed.

Letterkenny was created by Jared Keeso and directed by Jacob Tierney.

It began as a YouTube web series and debuted as a television series in February 2016.

The series received positive reviews and won the award for Best Comedy Series at the 5th Canadian Screen Awards in 2017.

Wayne and his friends seem to have a blast, and if you are a fan of the show, you have undoubtedly been left in stitches thanks to their inappropriate sense of humor.

Check out our most popular quote article, a list of short inspirational quotes for daily inspiration. 

Our inspirational quotes category page has all of our motivational quotes for all the different areas of life.

Funny Letterkenny quotes

1. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne

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2. “Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan

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3. “Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne

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4. “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy

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5. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne

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6. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne

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7. “You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne

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8. “I want to give back to the community by helping people find love.” – Wayne

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9. “…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan

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10. “You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne

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11. “We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy

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12. “Hard no.” — Wayne

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13. “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly

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14. “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone

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15. “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne

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16. “On a scale from one to America, how free are you right now?” – Katy

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17. “Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy

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18. “Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne

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19. “And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne

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20. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne

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21. “That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy

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22. “Figure it out!” — Everyone

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Slightly inappropriate Letterkenny quotes

23. “I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.” — Wayne

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24. “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach

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25. “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy

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Letterkenny Quotes On Their Trivial Arguments And Antics

26.  “Jinx, you owe me a Coke.” – Wayne

27. “The less you say now, the less you have to apologize for later.” – Daryl

28. “Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the [expletive] windshield.” —Katy

29. “Why don’t you guys wear belts?” – Dan

30. “Your Mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerta Vallarta.” – Shoresy

31. “You wanna come to a super soft birthday party?” — Wayne

32.  “How would you batch in space?” — Darly

33. “Our daughters, Charity… and her sister Chastity… are on their gap year, once.” — Noah Dyck

34. “I am willing to give 69 percent of my company to a partner, why 69 percent? Both sides benefit! Good enough!” — Gail

35. “The stupidest thing I ever heard in my life is that a baby is smart.” – Wayne

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Did you enjoy these Letterkenny quotes?

My husband went on a trip to visit his friends and came back saying things like “figure it out” and “pitter-patter.”

I thought he had lost his mind, but he assured me it was only a symptom of binge-watching this ridiculously funny Canadian show.

It has been months and he still uses these phrases.

I am going to have to watch the episodes on Hulu and catch up!

I wouldn’t have guessed that a pair of Canadian siblings running a fruit stand and farm would be so comical!

Are you a Letterkenny fan?

Did you enjoy these Letterkenny quotes and lines?

Share your favorite episode or quotes with us in the comment section below!

Danielle Dahl, Lead Contributor
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  1. Jake

    November 20, 2022 at 7:20 AM

    to the idiots who didnt read the article.. this is from the show Letterkenny not the later on Shoresy.. personally i prefer letterkenny.

    • Danielle Dahl, Lead Contributor

      November 20, 2022 at 1:12 PM

      It is a great show! We are glad you enjoyed these quotes!

  2. Clark

    April 4, 2022 at 1:50 AM

    “To be faaaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeiiiiiirrrrrrrrrr”” – Wayne, Katy, Daryl, Squirrely Dan (harmonizing, with each beginning to pseudo-sing the phrase at a different key and different time after the previous person)

  3. Brandon

    June 23, 2021 at 8:53 PM

    I think a lot of these quotes that are attributed to Shoresy are actually other characters. Like I know “You wanna come to a super soft birthday party” is definitely Wayne.

  4. Greased up deaf guy

    May 21, 2021 at 11:03 PM

    Rips isnt weed, its lines, cocaine. Shneef

  5. Jordan Leonard

    March 12, 2021 at 8:02 PM

    Damn it, I came here because there is one they say in pretty much every episode and I can’t fucking remmember it, it is just one word too so damn frustrating haha

  6. Cazza

    February 16, 2021 at 2:14 PM

    “Have some more fondue, ya fuckin’ Manatee” – Shorsey

  7. Barry

    February 10, 2021 at 12:52 PM

    The less you say now the less you’ll have to apologize for later. Wayne

  8. liza brown

    December 22, 2020 at 4:48 PM

    6. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne Acttuly i like this Quote

  9. Stephanie Patterson

    August 30, 2020 at 2:51 PM

    Favorite episode was “Dyck’s Slip Out” Nita, Noah, Charity, and Chasity Dyck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  10. Muhammad Qasim

    April 25, 2020 at 12:54 PM

    “It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?”

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