25 Ace Ventura Quotes from Your Favorite Pet Detective

We dare you not to laugh as you read and reminisce through all of these Ace Ventura quotes.

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Ace Ventura, played by actor Jim Carrey, is the star of the 1994 and 1995 comedy films: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective and Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls.

The first film follows Detective Ventura on his mission to find the missing Miami Dolphins mascot.

This detective is full of gut-busting one-liners and plenty of sarcasm.

His quick wit and sometimes vulgar anecdotes have left viewers in tears of laughter for years.

The films are not so much about great storytelling and far more about making you laugh.

It’s so stupid that you can’t help but laugh at times.

The character was created by Canadian screenwriter Jack Bernstein.

In the animated series, he was voiced by Michael Daingerfield.

Here are some of the most memorable Ave Ventura quotes.

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Your Favorite Detective Ace Ventura Quotes

1. “If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.” – Ace Ventura

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2. “Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.” – Ace Ventura

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3. “I gotta go guys! I gotta date with your mothers!” – Ace Ventura

4. “It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.” – Ace Ventura

5. “Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.” – Ace Ventura

6. “Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else.” – Ace Ventura

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7. “Excuse me. I’d like to “ass” you a few questions.” – Ace Ventura

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8. “Holy shitballs.” – Ace Ventura

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9. “That’s none of your damn business and I’ll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.” – Ace Ventura

10. “Oh yeah? And you’re ugly.” – Ace Ventura

11. “Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!” – Ace Ventura

12. “Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I’ll give you a call sometime. Your number’s still 911?” – Ace Ventura

13. “Holy testicle Tuesday.” – Ace Ventura

14. “Aaall righty, then.” – Ace Ventura

15. “Spank you, Helpy Helperton.” – Ace Ventura

16. “I want to fight…Go to hell!” – Ace Ventura

17. “Of course…how selfish of me. Let’s do all the things you want to do.” – Ace Ventura

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18. “Hmmm, unconscious. Exactly as I planned.” – Ace Ventura

19. “That was a close one, ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be a loser. Lew-who, za-her.” – Ace Ventura

20. “That was a close one ladies and gentleman. Unfortunately, in every contest, there must be a loser. Loo-hoo-ser-her.” – Ace Ventura

21. “Yes, a workaholic; the urine stain on your pants would signify that you’re a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.” – Ace Ventura

22. “No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.” – Ace Ventura

23. “A pleasure to meet you Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. You smell terrific.” – Ace Ventura

24. “Hi, I’m looking for Ray Finkle [gun cocked to his head]… and a clean pair of shorts.” – Ace Ventura

Classic Ace Ventura movie quotes

25. “Gee, Chuck, the date started out good. Just before we got to the party she seemed to tense up.” – Ace Ventura

Are you digging up your copy of the film yet?

This timeless Jim Carrey classic character will always be funny and surely bring a spark of joy to your next movie night.

Even when you think you’ve outgrown the humor, there’s just something that makes you crack a smile as you watch.

Whether it’s your first time or 50th time reading these Ace Ventura quotes, we hope they put a smile on your face.

Maybe you’ll even incorporate a few of his catchphrases into your own vocabulary… Just be careful who you’re talking to!

So, what are your favorite Ace Ventura quotes and sayings?

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