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40 Joker Quotes on Humanity That Really Make You Think

Batman’s ultimate archenemy, these Joker quotes will have you seeing humanity in a dark way.

Published on October 14, 2019 7:00 AM EST
Joker Quotes on Humanity That Really Make You Think

Whether you’re a fan of the comics or the movies, there isn’t anyone who isn’t familiar with the Joker. With a smile that sends chills up your spine, he’s a bad guy because the cruel ways of the world made him that way. Check out these Joker quotes on humanity that will tickle your brain and make you see why some people go down a dark path in life.

There is something about the Joker that fascinates audiences. The enigmatic and frightening nemesis of Batman, he is among the greatest comic book villains and fictional characters ever created.

Joker Quotes on Humanity That Really Make You Think

The Joker is one of the most infamous criminals within Gotham City, and he gives Batman a run for his money. He exploits Batman’s weaknesses and pushes him to the limits. Though the Batman has sworn never to kill, the Joker makes him want to break this rule more than once.

Below is our collection of compelling, memorable and fascinating Joker quotes, collected from a variety of sources over the years.

Don’t forget to also read our compilation of quotes from Eeyore as well as these interesting Darth Vader quotes from the Star Wars villain.

Joker Quotes on Humanity That Really Make You Think

1. “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”  ― The Joker

2. “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.” ― The Joker

3. “What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!” ― The Joker

4. “April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!” – The Joker

5. “They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!” – The Joker

6. “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.” ― The Joker

7. “Let’s put a smile on that face!” – The Joker

8. “We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.” – The Joker

9. “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.” ― The Joker

10. “When the chips are down, these civilized people, they’ll eat each other.” – The Joker

Joker quotes about the dark side of humanity

11. “Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!” ― The Joker

12. “Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?” – The Joker

13. “They Laugh At me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Then Because The’re all the same” ― The Joker

14. “Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.” – The Joker

15. “Very poor choice of words.” ― The Joker

16. “Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.” – The Joker

17. “You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.” – The Joker

18. “‎Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…” ― The Joker 

19. “I like you, but I want to kill you.” – The Joker

20. “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.” – The Joker

Joker quotes that will tickle your brain

21. “Why so serious? ” ― The Joker

22. “Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.” – The Joker

23. “Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there” – The Joker

24. “And I won’t kill you because you’re just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.” – The joker

25. “Those mob fools want you gone. So they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things…forever.” – The Joker

26. “The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!” – The Joker

27. “I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.” – The Joker

28. “You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?” – The Joker

29. “If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!” – The Joker

30. “As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.” – The Joker

Other memorable and fascinating Joker quotes

31. “See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.” – The Joker

32. “Maybe we can share one. You know, they’ll be doubling up, the rate this city’s inhabitants are losing their minds.” – The Joker

33. “See I’m a man of simple taste. I like things such as gunpowder…dynamite and…gasoline!” – The Joker

34. “You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curb.” – The Joker

35. “Until their spirit breaks completely. Until they get a good look at the real Harvey Dent, and all the heroic things he’s done.” – The Joker

36. “This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!” – The Joker

37. “You didn’t think I’d risk losing the battle for Gotham’s soul in a fist fight with you? No. You need an ace in the hole. Mine’s Harvey.” – The Joker

38. “One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.”- The Joker

39. “And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass” – The Joker

40. “I wanted to see what you’d do. And you didn’t disappoint… You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.” – The Joker

Which of these Joker quotes is your favorite?

The Joker is a master criminal who has been around for decades. The perfect Batman foil, he has been responsible for numerous tragedies in his archenemy’s life.

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    January 23, 2020 at 3:52 PM

    What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandoned him and treated him like trash? You get just what you fucking deserve!

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