25 Joe Dirt Quotes to Inspire Resilience with Humor

“Things get the darkest before dawn.” – Joe Dirt

This hilarious collection of Joe Dirt quotes will provide humorous insights into life’s unexpected lessons.

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1. “Life’s a garden, dig it.” – Joe Dirt

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2. “Here on earth, we call this place a ‘town.’ A ‘town’ is a place where everyone hates you.” – Joe Dirt

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3. “Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?” – Joe Dirt

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4. “My name is Joe Dirt, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.” – Joe Dirt

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5. “Right on. You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt.” – Joe Dirt

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6. “Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt.” – Joe Dirt

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7. “When bad pets go bad, dang.” – Joe Dirt

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8. “Keep on, keepin’ on” – Joe Dirt

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9. “If my calculations are correct, this will create ice… oh no, killer mustard gas!” – Joe Dirt

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10. “Now, this ain’t no flapjack. I’ll go real easy. I won’t look.” – Joe Dirt

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11. “You can’t have “no” in your heart. “No” is not an option, brother.” – Joe Dirt

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12. “You want me to put my ear to the ground and listen for hoofbeats, check for footprints, look for broken twigs? This is the modern era. That stuff doesn’t work anymore.” – Kicking Wing

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13. “Lose that frown. When you’re down, stare at a clown,” — Joe’s Mom   

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14. “Life is too short to waste doing nothing, make every day count because we all don’t know when we will leave this world.” – Joe Dirt

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15. “Things get the darkest before dawn.” – Joe Dirt

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16. “He’ll stop humping as soon as he’s done.” – Miss Clipper

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17. “And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying ‘what’s up, baby?’” – Joe Dirt

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18. “There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two.” – Joe Dirt

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19. “So, what you’re telling me, is that you’re so ingrained with White Trash, that your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that?” – Zander Kelly

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20. “What’s the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?” – Zander Kelly

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21. “I got the poo on me!” – Joe Dirt

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22. “Well, that might be your problem. It’s not what you like. It’s the consumer.” – Joe Dirt

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23. “Why don’t you practice fallin down, I’ll be there in a minute.” – Joe Dirt

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24. “Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why’s a sunset good? Why are boobs good?” – Joe Dirt

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25. “His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy.” – Joe Dirt

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  1. Art

    October 18, 2023 at 1:47 PM

    Is this queer? Is this queer?

  2. Jon

    August 15, 2022 at 10:35 PM

    Guy likes to see homos naked, that don’t help me none

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