25 Joe Dirt Quotes to Inspire Resilience with Humor
“Things get the darkest before dawn.” – Joe Dirt
This hilarious collection of Joe Dirt quotes will provide humorous insights into life’s unexpected lessons.
Top 10 Joe Dirt Quotes and Sayings About Life
1. “Life’s a garden, dig it.” – Joe Dirt
!["Life's a garden, dig it." – Joe Dirt Joe Dirt quotes about life](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Joe-Dirt-Quotes-From-the-Hilarious-Characters.png)
2. “Here on earth, we call this place a ‘town.’ A ‘town’ is a place where everyone hates you.” – Joe Dirt
!["Here on earth, we call this place a 'town.' A 'town' is a place where everyone hates you." – Joe Dirt funny Joe Dirt quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Joe-Dirt-Quotes-and-sayings-that-will-make-your-day.png)
3. “Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?” – Joe Dirt
!["Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?" – Joe Dirt funny Joe Dirt quotes and lines](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/memorable-Joe-Dirt-Quotes-that-will-make-your-day.png)
4. “My name is Joe Dirt, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.” – Joe Dirt
![“My name is Joe Dirt, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.” – Joe Dirt funny Joe Dirt quotes about his name](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/funny-Joe-Dirt-Quotes-that-will-make-your-day.png)
5. “Right on. You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt.” – Joe Dirt
![“Right on. You’re Joe Meteorite and I’m Joe Dirt.” – Joe Dirt funny Joe Dirt quotes that will make your day](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/hilarious-Joe-Dirt-Quotes-that-will-make-your-day.png)
6. “Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt.” – Joe Dirt
![“Things are gonna happen for me, I’m Joe Dirt.” – Joe Dirt Joe Dirt quotes and lines](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/hilarious-Joe-Dirt-Quotes-and-lines.png)
7. “When bad pets go bad, dang.” – Joe Dirt
!["When bad pets go bad, dang." – Joe Dirt Joe Dirt quotes about bad pets](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/hilarious-Joe-Dirt-Quotes-and-sayings.png)
8. “Keep on, keepin’ on” – Joe Dirt
![“Keep on, keepin' on" – Joe Dirt short Joe Dirt quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Joe-Dirt-Quotes-that-will-make-your-day.png)
9. “If my calculations are correct, this will create ice… oh no, killer mustard gas!” – Joe Dirt
![“If my calculations are correct, this will create ice... oh no, killer mustard gas!” – Joe Dirt best Joe Dirt quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Joe-Dirt-Quotes-and-lines-that-will-make-your-day.png)
10. “Now, this ain’t no flapjack. I’ll go real easy. I won’t look.” – Joe Dirt
![“Now, this ain't no flapjack. I'll go real easy. I won't look.” – Joe Dirt best Joe Dirt quotes that will make your day](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Funny-Joe-Dirt-Quotes.png)
11. “You can’t have “no” in your heart. “No” is not an option, brother.” – Joe Dirt
!["You can't have "no" in your heart. "No" is not an option, brother." – Joe Dirt motivational Joe Dirt quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Funny-Joe-Dirt-Quotes-and-sayings.png)
12. “You want me to put my ear to the ground and listen for hoofbeats, check for footprints, look for broken twigs? This is the modern era. That stuff doesn’t work anymore.” – Kicking Wing
!["You want me to put my ear to the ground and listen for hoofbeats, check for footprints, look for broken twigs? This is the modern era. That stuff doesn't work anymore." – Kicking Wing long Joe Dirt quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Funny-Joe-Dirt-Quotes-and-lines.png)
13. “Lose that frown. When you’re down, stare at a clown,” — Joe’s Mom
![“Lose that frown. When you’re down, stare at a clown,” — Joe’s Mom Best Joe Dirt quotes and sayings](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/hilarious-Joe-Dirt-Quotes.png)
14. “Life is too short to waste doing nothing, make every day count because we all don’t know when we will leave this world.” – Joe Dirt
!["Life is too short to waste doing nothing, make every day count because we all don’t know when we will leave this world." – Joe Dirt Joe Dirt quotes on life](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Joe-Dirt-quotes-and-lines.png)
15. “Things get the darkest before dawn.” – Joe Dirt
!["Things get the darkest before dawn." – Joe Dirt short inspirational Joe Dirt quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/memorable-Joe-Dirt-quotes-and-sayings.png)
Funny Joe Dirt Quotes
16. “He’ll stop humping as soon as he’s done.” – Miss Clipper
!["He'll stop humping as soon as he's done." - Miss Clipper hilarious Joe Dirt quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/memorable-Joe-Dirt-quotes.png)
17. “And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying ‘what’s up, baby?’” – Joe Dirt
![“And you’ll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying ‘what’s up, baby?'” – Joe Dirt Joe Dirt quotes that will make you laugh](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/memorable-Joe-Dirt-quotes-and-lines.png)
18. “There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two.” – Joe Dirt
![“There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I’m number one. Rule number two, the croc’s number two.” – Joe Dirt funny Joe Dirt quotes that will make you laugh](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Joe-Dirt-quotes-and-sayings.png)
19. “So, what you’re telling me, is that you’re so ingrained with White Trash, that your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that?” – Zander Kelly
!["So, what you're telling me, is that you're so ingrained with White Trash, that your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that?" - Zander Kelly Joe Dirt quotes and lines that will make you laugh](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Best-Joe-Dirt-quotes.png)
20. “What’s the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?” – Zander Kelly
!["What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?" - Zander Kelly hilarious Joe Dirt quotes and sayings](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Joe-Dirt-quotes.png)
21. “I got the poo on me!” – Joe Dirt
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22. “Well, that might be your problem. It’s not what you like. It’s the consumer.” – Joe Dirt
!["Well, that might be your problem. It's not what you like. It's the consumer." – Joe Dirt hilarious Joe Dirt quotes that will make your day](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Joe-Dirt-Quotes-and-sayings-From-the-Hilarious-Characters.png)
23. “Why don’t you practice fallin down, I’ll be there in a minute.” – Joe Dirt
!["Why don't you practice fallin down, I'll be there in a minute." – Joe Dirt memorable Joe Dirt quotes](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Joe-Dirt-Quotes-From-the-funny-Characters.png)
24. “Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why’s a sunset good? Why are boobs good?” – Joe Dirt
!["Might as well ask why is a tree good? Why's a sunset good? Why are boobs good?" – Joe Dirt memorable Joe Dirt quotes and lines](https://everydaypower.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Best-Joe-Dirt-quotes-and-sayings.png)
25. “His name’s Rocky and he ain’t no puppy.” – Joe Dirt
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Art
October 18, 2023 at 1:47 PM
Is this queer? Is this queer?
Jon
August 15, 2022 at 10:35 PM
Guy likes to see homos naked, that don’t help me none
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