20 Hilarious Fat Bastard Quotes

For fans of the Austin Powers series, you will love these Fat Bastard quotes!

Fat Bastard is a fictional character from the Austin Powers movies.

He appeared in the second and third movies in 1999 and 2002.

He is a henchman from Scotland and is extremely obese with massive strength.

Fat Bastard is employed by Dr. Evil to destroy Austin Powers.

Fat Bastard has horrible manners, a vulgar tongue, and a bad temper; all equate to memorable and humorous quotes from this character.

This extreme and hilarious character was created and portrayed by Mike Myers, who also portrays many of the characters in the Austin Powers movies.

Enjoy laughing at these Fat Bastard quotes!

Best Fat Bastard quotes

Here are some of the lines that Fat Bastard is known for.

1. “Get in my belly!” — Fat Bastard

2. “You gave me a nurple.” — Fat Bastard

3. “Oh, do you find my sexy?” — Fat Bastard

4. “I’ve got a turtle head poking out.” — Fat Bastard

5. “Oh, even stink would say that stinks.” — Fat Bastard

6. “I do have a bit of excess skin, though.” — Fat Bastard

7. “I’ve had bigger chunks of corn in my crap” — Fat Bastard

8. “I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.” — Fat Bastard

9. “I’m bigger than you. I’m higher on the food chain.” — Fat Bastard

10. “I really take my sumo wrestling seriously, you know.” — Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard quotes to remind you of Austin Powers

Below are more popular Fat Bastard lines from the Austin Powers movies.

11. “Ooh, frisky are we?” — Fat Bastard

12. “Right in the mommy daddy button.” — Fat Bastard

13. “It did sound a little wet, didn’t it? Right at the end.” — Fat Bastard

14. “Hey, do you have to call me fat? That hurts my feelings.” — Fat Bastard

15. “I eat because I’m unhappy, and I’m unhappy because I eat.” — Fat Bastard

16. “Do you know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister.” — Fat Bastard

17. “You keep the mojo, you keep the money, and I’ll get your baby.” — Fat Bastard

18. “Here’s my diaper. I think I might have pinched one off too soon.” — Fat Bastard

19. “This diaper’s making my nuts rub together. It’s gonna start a fire.” — Fat Bastard

20. “I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back ribs.” — Fat Bastard

A new beginning?

When we see Fat Bastard in the third movie, he has become a sumo wrestler and seemingly left his old life behind.

We quickly learn that Fat Bastard is still up to his old henchman ways and continues to be a nemesis to Austin Powers.

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