25 Austin Powers Quotes to Make You Laugh

It’s hard not to laugh at these stupid-hilarious Austin Powers quotes from the British superspy.

Austin Powers is that crime-fighting, woman-loving hero that we all love to laugh with.

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This indicates the enduring popularity of the film and its place in pop culture.

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Portrayed by Mike Myers, he is a British spy from the 1960s who was cryogenically frozen and brought back in the 1990s in America.

Many of the laughing points of the movies are based on the differences between London in the 1960s and America in the late 1990s.

Austin Powers is famous for his “mojo.”

In order to succeed, he uses his combination of:

• confidence
• charm
• swag

He has a trilogy of movies, and you will laugh from the first through the third movie.

The Austin Powers films were produced and written by Mike Myers and directed by Jay Roach.

Myers also starred as the title character and Dr. Evil, the main antagonist and Austin Powers’ nemesis.

The film series has received positive reviews and has won over 20 awards, including a Grammy, four MTV Movie Awards, and two Teen Choice Awards.

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Funny Austin Powers Quotes, Lines, and Phrases

1. “She’s the village bicycle! Everyone’s had a ride.” – Austin Powers

2. “I never forget a pussy… cat.” – Austin Powers

3. “Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick!” – Austin Powers

4. “That’s fascinating, Vanessa. Listen, why don’t we go in the back and shag?” – Austin Powers

5. “I think you’re shagedelic baby! You’re switched on! You’re smashing!” – Austin Powers

6. “You know what’s remarkable? That England looks in no way like Southern California.” – Austin Powers

7. “No, don’t be sorry, baby. You’re right to be suspicious. I shagged her.” – Austin Powers

8. “How Do You Like To Do It? Do You Like To Wash Up First?” – Austin Powers

9. “Well, You Might Be A Cunning Linguist, But I’m A Master Debater.” – Austin Powers

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10. “Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!” – Austin Powers

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11. “Pardon me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it just popped up to say hello, but now it’s gone back down below.” – Austin Powers

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12. “There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures… and the Dutch.” – Austin Powers

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13. “That really hurt! I’m gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!” – Austin Powers

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14. “Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.” – Austin Powers

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15. “My meat and two veg. My twig and berries. H-ello, lads, are you still awake?” – Austin Powers

16. “I won’t bite… hard.” – Austin Powers

17. “Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.” – Austin Powers

18. “First, I plan to soil myself. Then I’m going to regroup and come up with a new plan. Any thoughts?” – Austin Powers

19. “I eat because I am unhappy. I’m unhappy because I eat.” – Austin Powers

20. “The 70s and the 80s? You’re not missing anything, believe me. I’ve looked into it. There’s a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That’s about it.” – Austin Powers

21. “I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!” – Austin Powers

22. “You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you’re nuts.” – Austin Powers

23. “There’s only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures and the Dutch.” – Austin Powers

24. “Well, you make me many things but sleepy’s not one of them.” – Austin Powers

25. “No, I mean, literally, HOW could you do it? The man’s so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.” – Austin Powers

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After laughing at the quotes above, make sure you rent the Austin Powers movies.

We all need to laugh more; these movies will keep you laughing from start to finish.

Austin Powers is hilarious, and the cast of characters he interacts with keeps you laughing.

These movies are for those times when you don’t want to take yourself or anything else too seriously and just want to laugh and smile.

Austin Powers is the superspy for all the ordinary people, and you will cheer for him and repeat his one-liners for a long time.

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