A toon human married to a rabbit? Enjoy these Jessica Rabbit quotes.
While Jessica Rabbit isn’t the most popular of cartoon characters, she tends to be one that’s unforgettable due to the uniqueness of both her appearance and situation.
Jessica Rabbit is a cartoon human that’s married to a cartoon animal, Roger Rabbit. While that seems like enough to make her memorable, it’s not what she’s usually remembered for.
Jessica Rabbit is best known for the fact that she’s a cartoon sex symbol. From the wave in her hair, her tight low-cut dress, and the sound of her voice, there’s no denying what her character was created to represent.
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Jessica Rabbit Quotes from the One-of-a-Kind Toon Human
1. “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” – Jessica Rabbit
2. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” – Jessica Rabbit
3. “Last week, some heavy breather wanted one of my nylons as a souvenir.” – Jessica Rabbit
4. “I just saved your life, and you still don’t trust me?” – Jessica Rabbit
5. “No, he didn’t. I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk… so he wouldn’t get hurt.” – Jessica Rabbit
6. “I’m running out of time.” – Jessica Rabbit
7. “Before poor Marvin was killed, he confided in me that Judge Doom wanted to get his hands on Toontown, and he wouldn’t stop at anything.” – Jessica Rabbit
8. “I suppose you think no one’s going to notice Toontown’s disappeared?” – Jessica Rabbit
9. “You’d better believe it, buster.” – Jessica Rabbit
10. “You didn’t catch me, Mr. Valiant. You were set up to take those pictures.” – Jessica Rabbit
Roger and Jessica Rabbit Quotes
11. “I just want you to know that I love you, Roger. I’ve loved you more than any woman’s ever loved a rabbit.” – Jessica Rabbit
12. “Oh, Roger. You were magnificent.” – Jessica Rabbit
13. “From the looks of it, I’d say it was Roger. My honey bunny was never very good behind the wheel.” – Jessica Rabbit
14. “Jessica’s the only one for me. You’ll see. We’ll rise above this piddling pecadillo. We’re gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy. Capital H-A-P-P-I.” – Roger Rabbit
15. “Oh, Roger! You were a pillar of strength.” – Jessica Rabbit
16. “He makes me laugh.” – Jessica Rabbit
17. “Roger, darling!” – Jessica Rabbit
18. “C’mon, Roger. Let’s go home. I’ll bake ya a carrot cake.” – Jessica Rabbit
19. “Roger Roger, say something!” – Jessica Rabbit
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More Jessica Rabbit quotes
20. “Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme. I didn’t want to have anything to do with it, but he said that if I didn’t pose for those pattycake pictures, Roger would never work in this town again. I couldn’t let that happen. I’d do anything for my husband, Mr. Valiant. Anything.” – Jessica Rabbit
21. “Do you wanna tell me what she [Jessica Rabbit] was doing with her arms around you?” – Dolores
22. “Oh, not now, Marvin. I have a headache.” – Jessica Rabbit
23. “He’s lost his mind.” – Jessica Rabbit
24. “I hope you’re proud of yourself, and those pictures you took.” – Jessica Rabbit
25. “Uh-oh. It’s the weasels! This way. We’ll take Gingerbread Lane.” – Jessica Rabbit
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Quotes about Jessica Rabbit
26. “Jessica Rabbit is Roger Rabbit’s Toon human wife and the tritagonist in Disney/Touchstone’s 1988 hybrid feature film, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.” – disney.fandom.com
27. “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.” – Eddie Valiant
28. “Roger Rabbit’s human female wife in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, with an uncredited speaking voice provided by Kathleen Turner, though she was credited in later Roger Rabbit shorts.” – d23.com
29. “That’s right, my dear. I’d love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.” – Roger Rabbit
30. “Jessica is a statuesque tall, terribly voluptuous and gorgeous woman with a curvy and slender hourglass figure with a narrow waist and large, broad hips.” – disney.fandom.com
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Did you enjoy reading these Jessica Rabbit quotes?
While Jessica Rabbit’s character from the book was not a role model example of a wife, in the movie it’s clear that she loves her husband.
She’s a cartoon character that people just don’t forget. In fact, the actress that was her voice is often asked to autograph images of Jessica Rabbit.
The character has been classified in the same category as Betty Boop and is known for the beautiful red dress that she wears. Her look was described by her creator as the “ultimate male fantasy” if drawn as a cartoon.
If you’re unfamiliar with Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit, you may want to give the films a shot. Just prepare yourself for the mix of live-action and animated comedy.
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January 27, 2021 7:00 AM EST