25 Karkat Quotes From the Series Homestuck

Fans of webcomics or internet fiction will enjoy these Karkat quotes from one of the stars of Homestuck.

Karkat is a fictional character on the internet fiction series Homestuck, created by author and artist Andrew Hussie.

Karkat’s full name is Karkat Vantas, and he is also known by carcinoGeneticist, his Trollian name.

He grew up on a planet called Alternia in a society ordered by blood color.

Unfortunately for Karkat, his blood color puts him at the bottom end of society.

Currently, Karkat and the last eleven trolls of his race live on a meteor after their planet was destroyed by the video game SBURB.

Karkat is a sickle-wielding troll enforcer, but his skills in the current situation seem useless to him.

Take a look at these Karkat Quotes to learn more about this interesting character.

The Best Karkat Quotes

Here are some of the best Karkat quotes.

1. “Listen up, human garbage.” — Karkat

2. “I’m about to do something increasingly stupid.” — Karkat

3. “I’ll be damned if I let this human be the one to kill me.” — Karkat

4. “I’m a raging hemophobe, and your eyeballs make me sick.” — Karkat

5. “I’d rather kiss a chronically ill imp than talk to you right now.” — Karkat

6. “I’m not yelling. I’m trying to get your attention through the screen.” — Karkat

7. “I’m sure your intentions are as pure as driven snow. Whiter, even.” — Karkat

8. “There’s nothing more to say about my disgust for you. But I’m sure I’ll find something.” — Karkat

9. “I can’t talk to you when you’re being like this. I have to go beat up a tree or something.” — Karkat

10. “I’m not afraid to admit that I may be the single most important thing to happen to the universe.” — Karkat

Angry Karkat Quotes

Here are some angry quotes from Karkat.

11. “I’m sorry, I don’t speak moron.” — Karkat

12. “You’re as terrible as a thousand suns.” — Karkat

13. “You’re as useless as a paraplegic Dodo bird.” — Karkat

14. “If you ever touch one of my pails again, I’ll kill you.” — Karkat

15. “You’re like a cancerous tumor, and I wish I could cut you out of my life.” — Karkat

16. “Everything about you is a burden. Your existence, your mortality, your frailty.” — Karkat

17. “I hate you, I hate your family, I hate your house, and I hate your stupid humanity.” — Karkat

Intense Karkat Quotes

Here are some quotes from this intense character.

18. “My hate for you could fill a volume of encyclopedias.” — Karkat

19. “I’d rather strangle myself with a clawhammer than talk to you.” — Karkat

20. “I’d rather eat broken glass than listen to you talk any longer.” — Karkat

21. “You were literally raised by birds. How can you be so terrible at flying?” — Karkat

22. “My disdain for you is more pure than the orbit of the rings around Saturn.” — Karkat

23. “I’d rather be eaten by a pack of ravenous wolves than talk to you right now.” — Karkat

24. “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’d rather be killed by a billion tentacles than talk to you anymore.” — Karkat

25. “I’d rather be smothered to death by a pile of dead puppies than talk to you anymore.” — Karkat

What is Karkat Like?

Karkat is a troll with gray skin, short horns, yellow eyes, and fangs.

He is foul-mouthed, rude, short-tempered, and spends much of his time criticizing others.

Although Karkat is angry and rude, a lot of his behavior stems from his insecurities and desire to be a good leader.

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