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30 Rock Quotes from the Award Winning Comedy Series

Sit back and laugh with these 30 Rock quotes.

30 Rock is a TV comedy series that was a huge hit from 2006 to 2013.

It is a satirical sitcom named after 30 Rockefeller Plaza in New York City where the NBC Studios are located.

Almost all of the episode was filmed using a single camera setup, which gives a unique vibe and identity to the show.

This series uses surreal humor to throw shade and parody to the complex corporate structure of NBC and General Electric.

It uses a progressive delivery of humor similar to the manic pacing of cartoons, which sits well with the general audience.

These 30 Rock quotes will surely bring back memories of your favorite episodes.

Don’t forget to also check out these Grace and Frankie quotes from the hit comedy.

30 Rock quotes from Jack

1. “Never follow a hippie to a second location.” — Jack

2. “I have to talk to Rachel Maddow. Only one of us can have this haircut.” — Jack

3. “TGS with Tracy Jordan without Tracy Jordan is an oxymoron, like ‘liberal government’ or ‘female scientist.’” — Jack

4. “Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a cold.” — Jack

5. “Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?” — Jack

6. “I like when a woman has ambition. It’s like seeing a dog wearing clothes.” — Jack

7. “Factories provide three things this country desperately needs: jobs, pride, and material for Bruce Springsteen songs.” — Jack

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8. “Good God! Lemon, those jeans make you look like a Mexican sports reporter!” — Jack

9. “Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.” — Jack

10. “It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?” — Jack

11. “Lemon, I would like to teach you something. I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap.” — Jack

12. “I’m not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.” — Jack

13. “Lemon, women your age are more likely to get mauled at the zoo than get married.” — Jack

14. “Lemon, what happened? Did you take an Ambien with your Franzia and sleepwalk here?” — Jack

15. “Rich 50 is middle-class 38.” — Jack

16. “I give you a simple management suggestion in a professional context, and I get back the second half of a Judy Blume novel.” — Jack

30 Rock quotes from Tracy

17. “Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you’re science. Tell her, Jack!” — Tracy

18. “A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory.” — Tracy

19. “Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.” — Tracy

20. “So, here’s some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it’s Shark Week.” —Tracy

21. “I believe that the moon does not exist. I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it. I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet. Wait… what was the question?” — Tracy

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22. “Stop eating people’s old French fries, pigeon! Have some self-respect! Don’t you know you can fly?” — Tracy

23. “I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! I’m just kidding, I know he doesn’t care what humans do.” — Tracy

24. “You’re wise, Liz Lemon. Like a genetically-manipulated shark.” — Tracy

25. “Which one is the elevator I’m not afraid of?” — Tracy

Which of these 30 Rock quotes is your favorite?

As one of the most iconic sitcoms ever made, 30 Rocks won several awards including Primetime Emmy Award and Outstanding Comedy Series.

It brought laughter and a good memory to people during the heights of sitcoms on Television.

Zooming in on the characters of this series, each episode depicts a typical corporate life and various characters that resemble real-world figures.

The light and comedic delivery of conflicts in a work setting, allows the audience to connect and have fun watching.

Share these 30 Rock quotes and sayings with a friend while you browse for the next sitcom to watch.

And if you’ve never watched this series, give it a try first.

Stephanie Kirby
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