25 Home Alone Quotes That are Still Hilarious 30 Years Later
Published April 9, 2023
These Home Alone quotes from the Wet Bandits and Kevin will take you on a nostalgic trip down memory lane and make you laugh out loud again.
Home Alone, a 1990 movie starring Macaulay Culkin, quickly became a holiday movie staple most people have watched repeatedly.
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What are the benefits of reading these Home Alone quotes?
These Home Alone quotes will remind you of several lessons, like:
- be careful what you wish for
- don’t judge others based on rumors you hear about them
- family matters, and no family is perfect
This article will also give you plenty of interesting information about the movie.
For instance, have you ever wondered what film little Kevin is watching in the movie?
Well, it’s a movie that was shot specifically to air during Home Alone, making it not an actual movie at all!
However, the non-movie became quite popular and was even given the title Angels With Filthy Souls.
Keep reading through these Home Alone quotes for some iconic lines from a “movie” within a movie!
The entire premise of Home Alone is a little whacky.
What family would forget their eight-year-old son back at home when leaving on vacation?
However, Macaulay Culkin, as Kevin, is hilarious and just runs with it.
Joe Pesci (Harry) and Daniel Stern (Marv) complete the slapstick comedy as the unbelievably incompetent burglars who get defeated by Kevin in unique ways.
Home Alone was initially set to be financed and distributed by Warner Bros but ended up being picked up by Fox when the film’s budget grew from 10 to 18 million dollars.
It paid off, though, because Home Alone grossed $285.8 million in the United States and Canada.
Its worldwide total revenue was $476.7 million.
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The most well-known Home Alone quotes
1. “Guys, I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!” — Kevin
2. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” — Gangster Johnny
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3. “Look what you did, you little jerk.” — Uncle Frank
4. “Kevin, you are such a disease.” — Jeff
5. “Say… is it true French babes don’t shave their pits?” — Buzz
6. “You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid.” — Marley
7. “KEVIN!” — Kate
8. “I made my family disappear.” — Kevin
9. “Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi.” — Leslie
10. “A lovely cheese pizza. Just for me.” — Kevin
11. “I got you milk, eggs, and fabric softener.” — Kevin
Home Alone quotes from the Wet Bandits
12. “Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?” — Marv
13. Marv: “He’s a kid. Kids are stupid. I know I was.”
Harry: “You still are, Marv.”
14. “Where are you, you little creep?” — Harry
15. “I don’t get it. I mean, right now it looks like there’s nobody home. Last night the place was jumping. Something ain’t right.” — Harry
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16. “What’s so funny? What are you laughing at? You did it again, didn’t you? You left the water running. What’s wrong with you? Why do you do that? I told you not to do it.” — Harry
17. “No, no, no, no, no. It’s Christmastime. There’s always a lot of burglaries around the holidays. So we’re just in the neighborhood to see if everyone’s taking the proper precautions. That’s all.” — Harry
18. “That’s the one, Marv, that’s the silver tuna.” — Harry
19. “Yeah. But remember, we’re the wet bandits. The wet bandits. W-E-T.” — Marv
20. “Very gee, huh? It’s loaded. It’s got lots of top-flight goods. Stereos, VCRs…” — Harry
21. “All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the wet bandits!” — Marv
22. “Probably looking at some very fine jewelry. Possible cash hoard. Odd marketable securities… Who knows. It’s a gem. Hand me a crowbar. Crowbars up.” — Harry
Home Alone quotes that will make you laugh
23. “Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!” — Kevin
24. “Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.” — Kevin
25. “Buzz, I’m reading through all your private stuff, you better come out and pound me!” — Kevin
Which of these Home Alone quotes is your favorite?
The film, written and produced by John Hughes, was conceived while he was preparing to go on vacation.
He said: “I was going away on vacation and making a list of everything I didn’t want to forget.
I thought, ‘well, I’d better not forget my kids.’
Then I thought, ‘what if I left my 10-year-old son at home?
What would he do?”
Home Alone was the number-one film at the box office for 12 consecutive weeks and launched a franchise of films.
The movie encountered some casting and filming problems.
It almost lost Daniel Stern because of an increase in the filming schedule, but they were able to get him back.
Culkin could only film until 10 pm because he was so young, and Pesci wanted to start later in the day so he could play golf.
There was also some annoyance from Pesci and Stern because they couldn’t curse on set.
Regardless of the struggles, Home Alone is still a holiday tradition for many, and it is funny every time you re-watch it!
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