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Johnny Bravo Quotes From The Cartoon Classic

Woah, mama! If you’re looking for some Johnny Bravo quotes, we’ve got you covered.

In 1992, Ted Turner launched the Cartoon Network, a 24/7 network of animation. He’d purchased Hana-Barbera, acquiring rights to all the classics – like Scooby-Doo and The Flintstones – but he needed some fresh content to catch the eye of a new generation of television watchers.

While attending Loyola Marymount University, Van Partible created an animated short featuring an Elvis impersonater. His professor convinced Partible to submit the film to Hana-Barbera as a pitch, and Johnny Bravo was debuted as one of Cartoon Network’s new animated series.

The show continued to run for four seasons, embedding the funny but egotistical Johnny in the minds of millennial children forever.

Don’t forget to also check out these Scooby-Doo quotes from Scooby and the gang.

Famous Johnny Bravo quotes to boost your self-love

1. “But enough about me… Let’s talk about me. What do you think of me?” — Johnny Bravo

2. “Check the pects. Hoo-ha hooah!” — Johnny Bravo

3. “Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.” — Johnny Bravo

4. “Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me! ” — Johnny Bravo

5. “Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!” — Johnny Bravo

6. “I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!” — Johnny Bravo

7. “Man, I’m pretty.” — Johnny Bravo

8. “Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.” — Johnny Bravo

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9. “So enough about me, let’s talk more about me.” — Johnny Bravo

10. “It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.” — Johnny Bravo

Johnny Bravo quotes and sayings for when you’re hungry

11. “Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.” — Johnny Bravo

12. “Hey there smart momma, typin’ recipes?” — Johnny Bravo

13. “I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means… (pause) I’m hungry!” — Johnny Bravo

14. “Jinkies…isn’t that some sort of breakfast cereal or something?” — Johnny Bravo

15. “Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!.” — Johnny Bravo

16. “Mmm. Frosted Sugar Bits. The great taste of frosted sugar in bits.” — Johnny Bravo

17. “Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda.” — Johnny Bravo

18. “Some people look at Jerky and say, “Why?”. Me, I look at Jerky and I say “Mmmmmmmm! Jerky!” — Johnny Bravo

The best Johnny Bravo quotes – pick up lines (that you probably shouldn’t use)

19. “I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine.” — Johnny Bravo

20. “Wanna see me comb my hair, really fast?” — Johnny Bravo

21. “Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?” — Johnny Bravo

22. “You look pretty…I look pretty…why don’t we go home and stare at each other?” — Johnny Bravo

23. “Hey, Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?” — Johnny Bravo

24. “If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!” — Johnny Bravo

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25. “Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?” — Johnny Bravo

26. “I may be late honey, but I’m looking good.” — Johnny Bravo

27. “Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.” — Johnny Bravo

The best Johnny Bravo quotes and catchphrases

28. “Do the Monkey with me.” — Johnny Bravo

29. “Dog… donkey… Well, they both start with the letter N..” — Johnny Bravo

30. “Hey! How come he gets a banana?” — Johnny Bravo

31. “Hey, Santa, it’s me, Johnny. Remember I’m the one that beat you up last year ’cause I thought you were a burglar?” — Johnny Bravo

32. “Thank you, thank you very much.” — Johnny Bravo

33. “Yeah, whatever.” — Johnny Bravo

34. “This won’t end well.” — Johnny Bravo

35. “You know, that just might be crazy enough to work.” — Johnny Bravo

36. “This is not good… for my hair!” — Johnny Bravo

37. “I came, I saw, I broke a hip.” — Johnny Bravo

38. “20,000 dollars? That`s almost 20,000 dollars!” — Johnny Bravo

39. “4%? That’s almost 5%” — Johnny Bravo

40. “Now listen mister I ain’t got no time for you to be talking Greek.” — Johnny Bravo

More great Johnny Bravo quotes and sayings

41. “But these letters! If Santa doesn’t get these letters by tonight, I might not get all those free presents I asked for. And whoever heard of a Christmas without free stuff?” — Johnny Bravo

42. “My glasses! I can’t be seen without my glasses!” — Johnny Bravo

43. “Pops, am I a…gentleman?” — Johnny Bravo

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44. “Pops? It’s me, Johnny! I couldn’t find any donuts so I brought some tile grout!” — Johnny Bravo

45. “You know, you’d think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn’t gravitate towards the service industry.” — Johnny Bravo

46. “Space. It’s really, really, really, really big.” — Johnny Bravo

47. “Oh, you will pay for this!” — Johnny Bravo

48. “Aw, man! That does it! This is my favorite shirt! I gotta go wash up!” — Johnny Bravo

49. “I am sickened… but curious.” — Johnny Bravo

50. “Kachow.” — Johnny Bravo

Did you know that Johnny Bravo was almost never made?

When Van Partible pitched his idea to the studio in the mid-1990s, Cartoon Network was ready to pass. However, three prominent women at the studio (Janet Mazotti, Ellen Cockrill, and Julie Kane-Ritsch) fought for the show to be made.

This may seem surprising considering Johnny’s egotistical and almost predatory behavior towards women, but as Partible later wrote in his blog, “I think it’s because they know Johnny Bravos in their lives and can relate. They also enjoy watching him get his comeuppance.”

Did you enjoy these Johnny Bravo quotes and lines? Which quote was your favorite? Let us know in the comments below.

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  1. Krishnan RV

    February 5, 2022 at 2:35 PM

    Well, powder my hiney! (Baby Bravo episode)

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