36 Hilarious Letterkenny Sayings and Quotes From The TV Series

Check out these funny Letterkenny quotes, learn everyday slang, and laugh well!

Have you ever wondered what living in a rural Canadian community would be like?

I’m not sure how accurate Letterkenny is, but it paints a hilarious picture of life in the small town.

Let us know your favorite Letterkenny quote in the comment section below.

What are the benefits of reading these Letterkenny sayings?

You might have to learn some new phrases, but don’t worry.

We have you covered with these hilarious Letterkenny quotes.

Besides learning some new phrases, these quotes will:

• Help you learn more about Canada
• Discover a new show to binge-watch
• Give you a good laugh as the characters navigate various unfortunate events

Here are just a few new words fo you

Are you wondering what the words “Chel,” “Rips,” or “Scoots,” mean?

Chel is the hockey league, and rips is a term for weed.

Then there was the time Daryl said, “Your sister’s lasagna gave me scoots.”

Which is an uncomfortable digestive problem…

Letterkenny was created by Jared Keeso and directed by Jacob Tierney.

It began as a YouTube web series and debuted as a television series in February 2016.

The series received positive reviews and won the award for Best Comedy Series at the 5th Canadian Screen Awards in 2017.

Wayne (Jared Keeso) and his friends seem to have a blast, and if you are a fan of the show, you have undoubtedly been left in stitches thanks to their inappropriate sense of humor.

Let’s learn a wee bit more about the seven main characters who have been in every season and their comical vocabulary as we go!

Funny Letterkenny Quotes to Make You Laugh

Wayne is the ring leader of the group and is often referred to as the “toughest guy in Letterkenny.” He is protective of his sister and his best friends, Daryl and Squirrelly Dan.

He adheres to a strict code of ethics when fighting and uses good manners.

Wayne runs the small farm he and his sister live on, and the produce stand on their property.

He can often be found saying, “Well, there’s more than one crab in the bucket, there, bud.”

1. “Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne

2. “Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan

3. “Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne

4. “Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy

5. “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne

6. “Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne

7. “You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne

8. “I want to give back to the community by helping people find love.” – Wayne

9. “…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan

10. “You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne

Letterkenny sayings and quotes for everyday use

Daryl, who is often referred to as Dary, is a dairy farmer who has been best friends with Wayne since they were kids.

He is kind of the comic relief (who wears a lot of flannel) and the butt of everyone’s jokes.

You might hear him say, “Get this guy a Puppers.”

Hint: Puppers comes in a beer bottle and can be found at a party!

11. “We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy

12. “Hard no.” — Wayne

13. “Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly

14. “Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone

15. “Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne

16. “On a scale from one to America, how free are you right now?” – Katy

17. “Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy

18. “Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne

19. “And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne

20. “You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne

21. “That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy

22. “Figure it out!” — Everyone

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Then we have Squirrelly Dan, Daryl, and Wayne’s other friend.

He is the storyteller of the group, with a tendency to add “-s” to singular words.

Despite this vocal tic, Dan is intelligent, modern, and open-minded.

You might hear him say, “Wheel, snipe, celly, boys!”

23. “I wish you weren’t so f***ing awkward, bud.” — Wayne

24. “We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach

25. “If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy

Letterkenny Quotes On Their Trivial Arguments And Antics

Katy is Wayne’s sister, is a pretty girl who usually dresses provocatively claiming covering up is “not my forte.”

Everyone tells Wayne “You’re sister’s hot.”

Reilly and Jones, commonly known as “Jonesy” are both hockey players and are best friends.

There are a lot of comments made about Jonesy’s mom, like “Jonesy’s mom is so nurturing, she breastfeeds chickens.”

Stewart is the tech savvy one of the group and also the local drug manufacturer.

You might hear him say, “Yew! That’s what I said.”

26. “Jinx, you owe me a Coke.” – Wayne

27. “The less you say now, the less you have to apologize for later.” – Daryl

28. “Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the [expletive] windshield.” —Katy

29. “Why don’t you guys wear belts?” – Dan

30. “Your Mom just liked my Instagram post from two years ago in Puerta Vallarta.” – Shoresy

31. “Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy

32. “How would you batch in space?” — Daryl

33. “Our daughters, Charity… and her sister Chastity… are on their gap year, once.” — Noah Dyck

34. “I am willing to give 69 percent of my company to a partner; why 69 percent? Both sides benefit! Good enough!” — Gail

35. “The stupidest thing I ever heard in my life is that a baby is smart.” – Wayne

36. “You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” – Wayne

Did you enjoy these Letterkenny quotes?

My husband went on a trip to visit his friends and came back saying things like “figure it out” and “pitter-patter” and “Muscles coming tomorrow.”

I thought he had lost his mind, but he assured me it was only a symptom of binge-watching this ridiculously funny Canadian show.

It has been months, and he still uses these phrases.

I am going to have to watch the episodes on Hulu and catch up!

I wouldn’t have guessed that a pair of Canadian siblings running a fruit stand and farm would be so comical!

As Wayne says, “It’s a hard life picking stones and pulling teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails.”

The show is full of hockey players and hockey slang.

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