If you can’t get enough of the Marvel god of mischief, you’ll love these Loki quotes.
Most people are familiar with the popular Marvel superhero, Thor, not as many people are familiar with his adopted brother, Loki.
In the Marvel universe, Loki is known as the god of mischief.
While Thor is known for swooping in to save the day, fighting with the Avengers, Loki’s character jumps back and forth from good to bad.
He’s usually out for himself and uses mischief and trickery to get away with things time and time again.
Loki transitions from being the main antagonist of the Avengers to working alongside them.
You can see his character’s personality and transformation in the Loki quotes below.
Don’t forget to also check out these Raya and the Last Dragon quotes about trust and teamwork.
Memorable Loki quotes
1. “I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose.” ― Loki
2. “Know this, you cross me, there are deadly consequences.” ― Loki
3. “This is fine Asgardian leather!” ― Loki
4. “To my knowledge? Do a lot of people not know if they’re robots?” ― Loki
5. “It’s been a very long day, and I think I’ve had my fill of idiots in armored suits telling me what to do. So, if you don’t mind, this is actually your last chance.” ― Loki
6. “Madam, a god does not plead.” ― Loki
7. “This has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but I’d like to go home now.” ― Loki
8. “Guilty of being the God of Mischief? Yes. Guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious? Yes. Guilty of a crime against the Sacred Timeline? Absolutely not, you’ve got the wrong person.” ― Loki
9. “Well, perhaps I should speak to these Time Keepers, gods to gods.” ― Loki
10. “Hey! You ridiculous bureaucrats will not dictate how my story ends!” ― Loki
11. “The idea that your little club decides the fate of trillions of people across all of existence at the behest of three space lizards, yes it’s funny. It’s absurd!” ― Loki
12. “For the record, this really does feel like a killing me kind of a room.” ― Loki
13. “Trust is for children and dogs.” ― Loki
14. “The first and most oppressive lie ever uttered was the song of freedom.” ― Loki
15. “For nearly every living thing, choice breeds shame and uncertainty and regret. There’s a fork in every road, yet the wrong path always taken.” ― Loki
16. “The Time Keepers have built quite the circus and I see the clowns are playing their parts to perfection.” ― Loki
17. “I know what this place is. It’s an illusion! It’s a cruel, elaborate trick conjured by the weak to inspire fear. A desperate attempt at control.” ― Loki
18. “I am on the verge of acquiring everything I am owed. When I do it’ll be because I did it, not because it was supposed to happen or because you or the time variance authority or whatever it is you call yourselves allowed me to. Honestly, you’re pathetic, you’re an irrelevance, a detour, a footnote in my ascent.” ― Loki
19. “I see a scheme, and in that scheme I see myself.” ― Loki
20. “The Time Variance Authority and the gods of Asgard, one and the same. Drunk with power, blinded to the truth. Those you underestimate will devour you.” ― Loki
21. “That was your first lesson in catching a loki. Expect the expected. See, half the fun of being a trickster is knowing everyone knows you’re a trickster, and then, many of your tricks can come from exploiting the fact that you know that they know.” ― Loki
22. “No one bad is ever truly bad, and no one good is ever truly good.” ― Loki
Loki quotes by Hunter B-15
23. “Appears to be a standard sequence violation. Branch is growing at a stable rate and slope. Variant identified.” ― Hunter B-15
24. “On behalf of The Time Variance Authority, I hereby arrest you for crimes against the Sacred Timeline.” ― Hunter B-15
25. “You are now moving at 1/16th speed but feeling all that pain in real-time.” ― Hunter B-15
Loki quotes by Miss Minutes
26. “Hi there! You’re probably saying ‘This is a mistake! I shouldn’t even be here.’” ― Miss Minutes
27. “Welcome to The Time Variance Authority, I’m Miss Minutes and it’s my job to catch you up before you stand trial for your crimes.” ― Miss Minutes
28. “The time keepers protect and preserve the proper flow of time for everyone and everything.” ― Miss Minutes
29. “Maybe you started an uprising, or were just late for work. Whatever it was, stepping off your path created a Nexus event.” ― Miss Minutes
Loki quotes by Mobius
30. “I told you, time moves differently in the TVA.” ― Mobius
31. “I specialize in the pursuit of dangerous variants.” ― Mobius
32. “Space is big. That’d be a nice feather in your cap. ‘Lokie, the King of Space.’” ― Mobius
33. “It’s funny, for someone born to rule you sure do lose a lot. Might even say it’s in your nature.” ― Mobius
34. “All I seek is a deeper understanding of the fearsome God of Mischief.” ― Mobius
35. “I don’t care what makes you tick. You’re here to help me catch the superior version of yourself.” – MOBIUS
36. “Nexus events destabilize the time flow. This branch is still changing and growing so you gotta show up in real-time.” – MOBIUS
37. “I don’t get hung up on ‘believe’ or ‘not believe’. I just accept what is.” ― Mobius
38. “If you think too hard about where any of us came from, who we truly are, it sounds kinda ridiculous. Existence is chaos, nothing makes any sense so we try to make some sense of it.” ― Mobius
39. “While we protect what came before, they’re toiling away in their chamber untangling the epilogue from its infinite branches.” ― Mobius
Loki quotes from memorable conversations
40. Loki: “It’s the tesseract, be very careful with it!”
Casey: “Sounds dumb…”
41. TVA Clerk: “Please sign to verify this is everything you’ve ever said.”
TVA Clerk: “(grabbing another page as it prints out) Sign this too.”
42. “Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, and were born an organic creature and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.” ― Robot Scanner
43. Loki: “What if I was a robot and I didn’t know it?”
Robot Scanner: “The machine would melt you from the inside out. Please move along sir!”
44. Mobius: (in french) “I’m sorry, my friend is an imbecile.”
Hunter U-92: (in French) “I speak every language on the timeline too.Jackass.”
45. Loki: “I’m gonna burn this place to the ground.”
Mobius: “I’ll show you where my desk is, you can start there.”
46. Loki: “I don’t like to talk.”
47. Mobius: “But you do like to lie, which you just did because we both know you love to talk.”
48. Loki: “I live within whatever path I choose.”
Mobius: “Sure you do.”
49. Mobius: “Let’s talk about your escapes. You’re really good at doing awful things, and then just getting away.”
Loki: “What can I say? I’m a mischievous scamp.”
50. Miss Minutes: “Okay y’all let’s review what we’ve learned. What happens when a nexus event branches past a redline?”
Loki: “Very bad things.”
51. Loki: “I don’t need your sympathy.”
Mobius: “Good, cause I’m runnin’ out of it.”
Which of these Loki quotes is your favorite?
While Loki was never the starring role in the Marvel films, in the Summer of 2021 the Loki spinoff series began airing on Disney+.
If Loki is one of your favorites, or you can’t get enough of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, you should check out the series. It follows the story of Loki after Avengers: Endgame where he creates a new timeline.
The show has been well received by fans, even scoring an approval rating from Rotten Tomatoes of 92%.
If these Loki quotes and lines have left you wanting to hear more from the popular supporting character, rewatch the Marvel films or check out the new series.
What’s your favorite Loki moment? Let us know in the comment section below.
September 16, 2021 7:00 AM EST