20 Hilarious Patrick Quotes From SpongeBob SquarePants!

These Patrick quotes will leave you laughing and enjoying your day a little more!

Patrick’s full name is Patrick Star.

He is a fictional character in the animated TV show SpongeBob SquarePants.

Patrick is a heavy, pink starfish created and designed in 1999 by Stephen Hillenburg and voiced by Bill Fagerbakke.

Patrick became so popular that besides his role in SpongeBob SquarePants, he also was the main character in a spinoff called The Patrick Star Show.

Patrick is hilarious, loyal, and dim-witted and often accidentally gets himself and his friend SpongeBob into trouble.

Patrick lives under a rock in the ocean and is unemployed since he enjoys “doing nothing.”

Patrick’s simple mind often makes him the village idiot.

Still, his simplicity often leads to solutions that SpongeBob is impressed with.

Enjoy laughing at these Patrick quotes!

Best Patrick Quotes

Classic Patrick quotes for fans of SpongeBob SquarePants.

1. “Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don’t get jazz.” – Patrick Star

2. “Can we say that hats from Texas are dumb?” – Patrick Star

3. “East? I thought you said weast?” – Patrick Star

4. “Methinks it’s mutton-tastic!” – Patrick Star

5. “Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star.” – Patrick Star

6. “Here comes a giant fist!” – Patrick Star

7. “Don’t touch me; I’m sterile.” – Patrick Star

8. “He got hit in the head by two coconuts!” – Patrick Star

9. “I can’t see my forehead.” – Patrick Star

10. “Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee.” – Patrick Star

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11. “Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.” – Patrick Star

12. “Pardon my French, but get this thing off of me!” – Patrick Star

13. “I keep everything right here—in the folds of my back fat.” – Patrick Star

14. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob SquarePants, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star

15. “Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.” – Patrick Star

16. “Can you take the crust off my Krabby Patty?” – Patrick Star

17. “Wow, a snail made out of bread.” – Patrick Star

18. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep.” – Patrick Star

19. “You took my only food. Now I’m gonna starve.” – Patrick Star

20. “A poem by Patrick Star: roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom.” – Patrick Star

Simple Starfish, Simple Living

Patrick is a simple Starfish who doesn’t worry about much, if anything, and likes it that way.

He doesn’t work; he lives simply and doesn’t worry about what others think.

Instead, he spends time with his friends or doing what he likes at home.

Please share these Patrick quotes with your friends or family members that could use a good laugh today!

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