Hilarious Patrick Quotes From SpongeBob SquarePants!
February 9, 2023 4:48 AM EST
These Patrick quotes will leave you laughing and enjoying your day a little more!
Patrick’s full name is Patrick Star.
He is a fictional character in the animated TV show SpongeBob SquarePants.
Patrick is a heavy, pink starfish created and designed in 1999 by Stephen Hillenburg and voiced by Bill Fagerbakke.
Patrick became so popular that besides his role in SpongeBob SquarePants, he also was the main character in a spinoff called The Patrick Star Show.
Patrick is hilarious, loyal, and dim-witted and often accidentally gets himself and his friend SpongeBob into trouble.
Patrick lives under a rock in the ocean and is unemployed since he enjoys “doing nothing.”
Patrick’s simple mind often makes him the village idiot.
Still, his simplicity often leads to solutions that SpongeBob is impressed with.
Enjoy laughing at these Patrick quotes!
Best Patrick Quotes
Classic Patrick quotes for fans of SpongeBob SquarePants.
1. “Being grown-up is boring. Besides, I don’t get jazz.” – Patrick Star
2. “Can we say that hats from Texas are dumb?” – Patrick Star
3. “East? I thought you said weast?” – Patrick Star
4. “Methinks it’s mutton-tastic!” – Patrick Star
5. “Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star.” – Patrick Star
6. “Here comes a giant fist!” – Patrick Star
7. “Don’t touch me; I’m sterile.” – Patrick Star
8. “He got hit in the head by two coconuts!” – Patrick Star
9. “I can’t see my forehead.” – Patrick Star
10. “Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee.” – Patrick Star
More of your favorite Patrick quotes
See if you can remember when Patrick Star said these memorable lines.
11. “Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.” – Patrick Star
12. “Pardon my French, but get this thing off of me!” – Patrick Star
13. “I keep everything right here—in the folds of my back fat.” – Patrick Star
14. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob SquarePants, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star
15. “Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.” – Patrick Star
16. “Can you take the crust off my Krabby Patty?” – Patrick Star
17. “Wow, a snail made out of bread.” – Patrick Star
18. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep.” – Patrick Star
19. “You took my only food. Now I’m gonna starve.” – Patrick Star
20. “A poem by Patrick Star: roses are blue, violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom.” – Patrick Star
Simple Starfish, Simple Living
Patrick is a simple Starfish who doesn’t worry about much, if anything, and likes it that way.
He doesn’t work; he lives simply and doesn’t worry about what others think.
Instead, he spends time with his friends or doing what he likes at home.
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