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SpongeBob Quotes That Are Captions to Life

These SpongeBob quotes about life will make you see there’s a lot more to this famous cartoon than just laughs.

Nickelodeon’s SpongeBob SquarePants is one of the most-watched and beloved cartoons of the modern era. 

We know he lives in a pineapple under the sea, but these SpongeBob quotes will make you see there’s much more to life than just what surrounds you.

SpongeBob was created more than 20 years ago, but the classic cartoon is still soaking up the love. Whether you’re a kid or a grown adult, there are many reasons to love SpongeBob.

The characters are not only funny but there are many moments in the show that can teach us important life lessons.

SpongeBob reminds us to always look at things from a positive angle and that it’s OK to fail sometimes, provided we never give up.

The residents of Bikini Bottom teach us that we can always rely on our friends. Just like Bob had Patrick and Mr. Krabs had Mrs. Puff, your friends and even neighbors are there to get you through life.

But above all, the animated sponge reminds us to always have fun. Find enjoyment in every activity you engage in no matter how overwhelming things might get.

From one of the greatest cartoons ever made, below is our collection of funny, wise, and inspirational SpongeBob quotes and sayings that will make your day.

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SpongeBob Quotes That Are Captions to Life

1. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob

SpongeBob Quotes and lines

2. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks

SpongeBob Quotes about home

3. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob

SpongeBob Quotes about believing in yourself

4. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

SpongeBob Quotes about problems

5. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob

SpongeBob Quotes about change

6. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star

7. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob

8. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

9. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob

10. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs

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SpongeBob quotes that will make your day

11. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star

12. “I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob

13. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star

14. “That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton

15. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob

16. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward

18. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob

19. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob 

20. “Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”. – Spongebob and Patrick

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SpongeBob quotes that will make you see there’s much more to life

21. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob

22. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star

23. “Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob

24. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star

25. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob

26. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” – Patrick

27. “Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob

28. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton

29. “Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob

30. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!” – Squidward

SpongeBob quotes that strike a chord with us

31. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy

32. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob

33. “See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” – Pearl Krabs

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34. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick

35. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob

36. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward

37. “If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!” – Lord Royal Highness

38. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob

39. “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” – Plankton

40. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob

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More SpongeBob quotes that inspire positivity

41. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs

42. “Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else.” – Squidward

43. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob

44. “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs:

45. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob

46. “A five letter word for happiness…money.” – Mr. Krabs

47. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob

48. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star

49. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob

50. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick

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SpongeBob quotes that demonstrate the show’s unique humor

51. “Wake me up when I care.” — Squidward

52. “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” — Plankton

53. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” — Patrick

54. “Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.” — Patrick

55. “F is for friends who do stuff together!” — SpongeBob

56. “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” — Squidward

57. “Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.” — Squidward

58. “Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.” — Plankton

59. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” — Squidward

60. “Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells… smelly.” — Mr. Krabs

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61. “Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!” — SpongeBob

62. “We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.” — SpongeBob

63. “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” — SpongeBob

64. “I’m a good noodle!” — SpongeBob

65. “Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.” — SpongeBob

66. “Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.” — SpongeBob

67. “The best time to wear a striped sweater…is all the time!” — SpongeBob

68. “Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!” — Patrick Star

69. “We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!” — Patrick Star

70. “A Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.” — SpongeBob

Funny SpongeBob Quotes and Sayings

71. “I’m ready, I’m ready.” SpongeBob

72. “Please come again. When I’m not working.” – Squidward

73. “Well, it wouldn’t be the first time you ruined everything.” – Squidward

74. “I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.” – Squidward

75. “Hello? Where’d everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?” – Patrick Star

76. “I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.” – SpongeBob

77. “We paid nine dollars for this?” – Puff

78. “And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple.” – SpongeBob

79. “It’s evil. It’s diabolical. It’s lemon-scented. This Plan Z can’t possibly fail!” – Plankton

80. “That’s a big boot.” Patrick Star

Which of these SpongeBob quotes is your favorite?

SpongeBob has delighted and inspired fans for over 20 years. One of the longest-running American animated series and the highest-rated to air on Nickelodeon, the show has won a variety of awards including four Emmy Awards.

There’s no other cartoon like SpongeBob. The show is funny, comical intended for all ages, and you can’t help but like the characters. Hopefully, the quotes above have brought a smile on your face.

Which of these SpongeBob quotes resonated with you the best? Do you have any other favorite quotes to add to the list? Feel free to share with us in the comment section below.

Norbert Juma, Lead Editor
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  1. Kiribehere

    May 8, 2020 at 5:04 PM

    I got one but it is not on here. Rember that ep when Squidward and SpongeBob got lost trying to deliver pizzas?
    Squidward: That is just a stupid bowlder!
    SpongeBob: That’s not a bowlder! *sniff sniff* Its a rock.

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