Nickelodeon’s SpongeBob SquarePants is one of the most-watched and beloved cartoons of the modern era.
We know he lives in a pineapple under the sea, but these SpongeBob quotes will make you see there’s much more to life than just what surrounds you.
SpongeBob was created more than 20 years ago, but the classic cartoon is still soaking up the love. Whether you’re a kid or a grown adult, there are many reasons to love SpongeBob.
The characters are not only funny but there are many moments in the show that can teach us important life lessons.
SpongeBob reminds us to always look at things from a positive angle and that it’s OK to fail sometimes, provided we never give up.
The residents of Bikini Bottom teach us that we can always rely on our friends. Just like Bob had Patrick and Mr. Krabs had Mrs. Puff, your friends and even neighbors are there to get you through life.
But above all, the animated sponge reminds us to always have fun. Find enjoyment in every activity you engage in no matter how overwhelming things might get.
From one of the greatest cartoons ever made, below is our collection of funny, wise, and inspirational SpongeBob quotes and sayings that will make your day.
SpongeBob Quotes That Are Captions to Life
1. “I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob
2. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks
3. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob
4. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
5. “No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob
6. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star
7. “Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob
8. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
9. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob
10. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs
SpongeBob quotes that will make your day
11. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star
12. “I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob
13. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star
14. “That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton
15. “Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob
16. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward
18. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob
19. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob
20. “Spongebob: guess what day today is? Patrick: annoy Squidward day? Spongebob: no silly! that’s on the 15!”. – Spongebob and Patrick
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SpongeBob quotes that will make you see there’s much more to life
21. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob
22. “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star
23. “Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob
24. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star
25. “Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob
26. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” – Patrick
27. “Quick, Patrick, without thinking: if you could have anything right now, what would it be? Patrick: Um… more time for thinking.” – Spongebob
28. “You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton
29. “Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob
30. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!” – Squidward
SpongeBob quotes that strike a chord with us
31. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy
32. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob
33. “See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” – Pearl Krabs
34. “Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick
35. “Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob
36. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward
37. “If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!” – Lord Royal Highness
38. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob
39. “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” – Plankton
40. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”. – Spongebob
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More SpongeBob quotes that inspire positivity
41. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs
42. “Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else.” – Squidward
43. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – SpongeBob
44. “Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs:
45. “You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob
46. “A five letter word for happiness…money.” – Mr. Krabs
47. “If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob
48. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” – Patrick Star
49. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – SpongeBob
50. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” – Patrick
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Which of these SpongeBob quotes is your favorite?
SpongeBob has delighted and inspired fans for over 20 years. One of the longest-running American animated series and the highest-rated to air on Nickelodeon, the show has won a variety of awards including four Emmy Awards.
There’s no other cartoon like SpongeBob. The show is funny, comical intended for all ages, and you can’t help but like the characters. Hopefully, the quotes above have brought a smile on your face.
Which of these SpongeBob quotes resonated with you the best? Do you have any other favorite quotes to add to the list? Feel free to share with us in the comment section below.
October 23, 2019 6:16 AM EST