25 Regular Show Quotes From the Cartoon Comedy
Published July 7, 2023
If you enjoy animated comedy, you will like these Regular Show quotes from the hit sitcom.
Regular Show is an animated comedy sitcom that Cartoon Network aired for eight seasons between 2010 and 2017.
The series was created by J.G. Quintel and voiced by Quintel, William Salyers, Sam Marin, and Mark Hamill.
The series has a total of 261 episodes, with each episode being about 11 minutes long.
Regular Show received critical acclaim from critics, and the sitcom’s popularity led to a movie called Regular Show: The Movie, which was released in 2015.
The show revolves around two friends, Rigby, a raccoon, and Mordecai, a bluejay, who work together as groundskeepers at a local park.
Read these Regular Show quotes to learn more about the popular sitcom.
Regular Show Quotes from Mordecai
Here are some of the top quotes from one of the main characters of Regular Show.
1. “Mustache cash-stash.” — Mordecai
2. “Wow, sounds like your life sucks.” — Mordecai
3. “Dude, you can’t run from the future!” — Mordecai
4. “Do you want Skips to die on his birthday?” — Mordecai
5. “We only have one chance at not getting fired.” — Mordecai
6. “Hey, Benson. You got any books by JO MAMA?” — Mordecai
7. “You can’t touch music, but music can touch you.” — Mordecai
8. “You might be me, but you’re not the me I wanna be.” — Mordecai
9. “Everyone only hangs out with you because you’re our boss.” — Mordecai
10. “Dude, you’ve gotta stop pulling stuff out of the trash. It’s unnatural!” — Mordecai
11. “They’re actually an evil secret club. We should probably run for our lives now.” — Mordecai
12. “No, dude, I’m mentally scarred. It’s like the image is glued in the inside of my eyelids.” — Mordecai
13. “I knew you cheated, dude. I was just waiting for you to come clean to teach you a lesson.” — Mordecai
Popular Regular Show Quotes
Enjoy more of the quotes from other characters in Regular Show.
14. “Good call is what I’m all about.” — Rigby
15. “Get back to work, or you’re fired.” — Benson
16. “Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is dumb.” — Doom Ma Geddon
17. “Speed it up a little, my pepperonis are ROASTING down here.” — Rigby
18. “Going to this concert could be the biggest moment of my life.” — Rigby
19. “Aw, how do you watch that? It’s like barfing rainbows in my eyes!” — Rigby
20. “Yeah, losers. It takes more than expired soda to have a party.” — Muscle Man
21. “My God, all those one-star reviews—I wish I could take it all back.” — Anti-Pops
22 “Are you a doctor now? Did you go to medical school in the last five seconds?” — Rigby
23. “Don’t be silly! Some of the greatest adventures can be had on the dance floor.” — Desdemona
24. “If you morons are lying to me, you’ll be on dish duty for the next month!” — Benson Dunwoody
25. “Feeling weak? Looking pathetic? If you’re watching television, you probably are.” — Russian Video Host
What Makes Rigby and Mordecai Interesting?
Rigby and Mordecai do everything they can each day to avoid work.
Their interactions with their coworkers and boss add to the show’s humor.
The duo entertains themselves by any means necessary, and we see them have extreme and even supernatural adventures.
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