25 Wedding Crashers Quotes About the Importance of a Good Party

From a modern classic, this collection of Wedding Crashers quotes is sure to make you laugh, and maybe believe in love again.

“Life is a party. Crash it.”

The tag line for the 2005 comedy film directed by David Dobkin says it all.

After all, what is the point of life if not to have fun?

The film stars Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn who crash weddings in order to score free booze, pick up women, and have a good time.

It’s a film that is filled to the brim with hilarious one-liners and quotes that will make us laugh our pants off.

Take a gander at these funny quotes from Wedding Crashers and let us know which one made you laugh the most!

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Best Wedding Crashers quotes and one liners 

1. “I’m sorry I called you a hillbilly. I don’t even know what that meant.” – John Beckwith

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2. “Wow, getting a nice preview of what marriage is gonna be like with Ike Turner here.” – Jeremy Grey

3. “I’m a little too traumatized to have a scone.” – Jeremy Grey

4. “You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!” – Mrs. Kroeger

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5. “Mom! The meat loaf!” – Chazz Reinhold

6. “Make me a bicycle, clown!” – Child at wedding reception

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7. “Yeah! Crab cakes and football. That’s what Maryland does!” – Flip

8. “I almost nunchucked you; you don’t even realize!” – Chazz Reinhold

9. “What are you doing? It’s a game of touch football, every time I look over, you’re on your ass again.” – John Beckwith

10. “Yeah, her boyfriend just died. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot.” – Chazz Reinhold

11. “Let’s play tummy sticks.” – Todd Cleary

12. “I feel totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn’t see me?” – Jeremy Grey

Crazy Wedding Crashers quotes

13. “Well snap out of it! What, a hot older woman made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.” – Jeremy Grey

14. “You’re like that crazy guest who thinks he’s part of the family already.” — Claire Cleary

15. “Oh, he says he believes in art, but all I’ve seen him do is dribble his own blood on a canvas and smear it around with a stick!” —William Cleary

16. “Death, you are my b*tch lover!” – Todd Cleary

17. “Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress. Or the midnight rape. Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room. One of those probably added to the lack of sleep.” – Jeremy Grey

18. “I made you a painting. I call it ‘Celebration.’ It’s sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.” – Todd Cleary

19. “Don’t ever leave me.” “Good. ‘Cause I’d find you!” – Gloria Cleary

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20. “She’s fit for a straight-jacket. This broad’s fucked three ways towards the weekend. But you know what, father? I dig it! It turns me on.” – Jeremy Grey

21. “William doesn’t give a sh*t about my t*ts.” – Kathleen Cleary

22. “I felt like Jodie Foster in ‘The Accused’ last night.” – Jeremy Grey

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Wedding Crashers quotes about being a player

23. “Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!” – Jeremy Grey

24. “I’m just warming up. Last week I did an exact [balloon] replica, to scale, of Wrigley Field. Honest to God. I don’t have anywhere to put it.”- Jeremy Grey

25. “I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out! You selfish son of a bitch! You leave me in the trenches taking grenades, John!” – Jeremy Grey

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Which of these Wedding Crashers made you laugh the most?

Great comedy films are good for the soul and Wedding Crashers is certainly one of those.

When Wedding Crashers was released in 2005, it became an immediate hit.

Even the critics loved the film, and what’s not to love?

This quotable gem is both bawdy and sweet.

In the fifteen years since its release, it has become a modern classic that we can re-watch again and again.

Do you love the film Wedding Crashers?

Do you have any other favorite Wedding Crashers quotes and lines to add?

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Sckylar is a gifted storyteller who enjoys writing creative and motivational content. She graduated from Arizona State University with a B.A. in English literature and a minor in film production! She graduated with Cum Laude honors and was a member of the Dean's List. She loves to help teach aspiring millennials to ditch the 9-5 and work from anywhere through her company, Adventuring Dreamers. When not creating engaging articles for businesses and entrepreneurs, Sckylar enjoys working on her own creative writing projects, producing films and commercials, and traveling the world. Her skill set also includes digital marketing knowledge and a strong leadership background. As a business owner, she is also well versed in social media marketing, affiliate marketing, Canva, and Microsoft Office.
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