Catch up on the popular Netflix show with these The Umbrella Academy quotes while you wait for the next season.
The Umbrella Academy is a huge hit series on Netflix based on the comic book written by Gerard Wein. The story focuses on 8 non-biological siblings who have some sort of X-men superpowers.
Together, they are tasked by their weird, unapologetic poster father to protect the world from impending destruction in just a week!!
This show put a heavy emphasis on the humanistic vulnerability of the characters which allows the audience to relate directly with their favorites.
It represents that no matter how strong we think we are, we still need people by our side.
These Umbrella Academy quotes will get you more excited for the upcoming season!
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The Umbrella Academy quotes by Five
1. “We didn’t choose this life, we’re just living in it.” ― Five
2. “We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love.” ― Five
3. “What the hell did we do now?” ― Five
4. “The commission will hunt us down wherever and whenever we go.” ― Five
5. “Not that apocalypse, this is a new one.” ― Five
6. “The clock is ticking on doomsday. Just tell me that when I need you, you’ll be ready.” ― Five
7. “I know what it’s like being stuck in time, thinking this is how you are going to live out the rest of your life. On the run, and not knowing if you’re ever gonna see the people you love again, and to be in an unfamiliar world.” ― Five
8. “Wonder if it’s too late to be un-adopted.” ― Five
9. “You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me.” ― Five
10. “I’d ask what you’re up to, Klaus, but then it occurred to me… I don’t care.” ― Five
11. “Everything about our family is insane. It always has been.” ― Five
12. “Solitude can do funny things to the mind.” ― Five
The Umbrella Academy quotes by Klaus
13. “Dad, could you stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment?” ― Klaus
14. “You are depriving some village of their idiot.” ― Klaus
15. “I’m just gonna go murder Mom, I’ll be right back.” ― Klaus
16. “He’s dead! Yay!” ― Klaus
17. “You guys are scarier without the masks.” ― Klaus
18. “The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.” ― Klaus
19. “Family barbecues are about to get real weird.” ― Klaus
20. “You don’t have to join the military to become a man. Don’t sacrifice yourself — because I love you.” ― Klaus
21. “Eternal peace is probably overrated.” ― Klaus
22. “My cult is going to be so pissed… I told them we had until 2019.” ― Klaus
23. “Unfortunately ghosts can’t time travel.” ― Klaus
24. “They are gone like a fart that went poof.” ― Klaus
25. “I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?” ― Klaus
26. “You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair. I just thought you should know.” ― Klaus
27. “I hate to disappoint you Benny boy but you are not getting in this body.” ― Klaus
28. “I’m a complete and total fraud.” ― Klaus
The Umbrella Academy quotes by Allison
29. “I’ve compared every man I’ve ever met to you.” ― Allison
30. “I think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway.” ― Allison
31. “When something seems too perfect, it’s usually anything but.” ― Allison
32. “You don’t get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself.” ― Allison
33. “They’re not here to sell vacuums.” ― Allison
The Umbrella Academy quotes by Vanya
34. “If you’re raised to believe nothing about you is special, if the benchmark is extraordinary, what to you do if you’re not?” ― Vanya
35. “If you believe in yourself, just once, great things are gonna happen for you.” ― Vanya
The Umbrella Academy quotes by Diego
36. “Hope it turns out better than your marriage, huh?” ― Diego
37. “Everything in our new life is connected to a plot to assassinate the President. That can’t be a coincidence.” ― Diego
38. “Yeah, why don’t you tell that to Luke Skywalker? I know you don’t get it, but that is an excellent reference.” ― Diego
39. “Do you know how hard it is to trust people when your whole childhood was bullshit and manipulation?” ― Diego
40. “I know what it’s like to love dangerous people. Difference is they love me back.” ― Diego
41. “I can’t believe I got shanked by my own father.” ― Diego
42. “A little hard to trust anyone who wears corduroy.” ― Diego
The Umbrella Academy quotes by Hazel
43. “I need a hit of sucrose. I’m heading to the vending machine.” ― Hazel
44. “I don’t owe them the fuzz off my peaches.” ― Hazel
45. “Sometimes what you want is right in front of you. By the time you realize it, it’s too late.” ― Hazel
46. “Life is short. Future doesn’t come with any guarantees. You want something in life, you gotta go for it.” ― Hazel
The Umbrella Academy quotes by Lila
47. “You are an open book written for very dumb children.” ― Lila
48. “I saved your stupid life.” ― Lila
The Umbrella Academy quotes by Luther
49. “I thought it was my job to keep everyone safe, and I just made it worse. I never wanted to be the bad guy.”― Luther
50. “We have to risk everything to save everything.” ― Luther
51. “Vanya, of all people you should hate Dad the most.” ― Luther
The Umbrella Academy quotes by Sir Reginald Hargreeves
52. “What would possess me to adopt seven ill-mannered malcontents?” ― Sir Reginald Hargreeves
53. “The ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone.” ― Sir Reginald Hargreeves
The Umbrella Academy quotes by Ben
54. “Nobody needs your shit Klaus. That’s why you are always alone.” ― Ben
55. “Can you hug me as I go? It’s been a long time.” ― Ben
The Umbrella Academy quotes by Vanya
56. “Who I am is not a disease.” ― Vanya
57. “I need your help too, I’m scared. And for the first time in my life I don’t want to do it alone. I want my family by my side.” ― Vanya
The Umbrella Academy quotes from other characters
58. “We’re all looking for happiness.” ― The Handler
59. “I would take my year with you over a lifetime with anybody else.” ― Ray
60. “You have given me the greatest gift of a lifetime. You let me feel alive for the first time. You helped me find hope again. That’s a wonderful thing.” ― Sissy
Which of these The Umbrella Academy quotes is your favorite?
The Umbrella Academy is still an ongoing series on Netflix and many fans are biting their lips right now for the upcoming season.
Of course, people should expect a bunch of randomness and quirky sequences that weirdly go well together in the next season.
Will the siblings be able to uncover the secrets of their origin? Will they finally unravel the mystery of their family and why they were chosen? We’ll have to wait and see!
So, get your devices ready because now is the perfect time to rewatch the season as you wait.
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September 10, 2021 7:00 AM EST