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The Umbrella Academy Quotes to Enjoy Between Seasons

Catch up on the popular Netflix show with these The Umbrella Academy quotes while you wait for the next season.

The Umbrella Academy is a huge hit series on Netflix based on the comic book written by Gerard Wein. The story focuses on 8 non-biological siblings who have some sort of X-men superpowers.

Together, they are tasked by their weird, unapologetic poster father to protect the world from impending destruction in just a week!!

This show put a heavy emphasis on the humanistic vulnerability of the characters which allows the audience to relate directly with their favorites.

60 The Umbrella Academy Quotes to Enjoy Between Seasons

It represents that no matter how strong we think we are, we still need people by our side.

These Umbrella Academy quotes will get you more excited for the upcoming season!

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The Umbrella Academy quotes by Five

1. “We didn’t choose this life, we’re just living in it.”  Five

2. “We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love.”  Five

3. “What the hell did we do now?” ― Five

4. “The commission will hunt us down wherever and whenever we go.”  Five

5. “Not that apocalypse, this is a new one.”  Five

6. “The clock is ticking on doomsday. Just tell me that when I need you, you’ll be ready.”  Five

7. “I know what it’s like being stuck in time, thinking this is how you are going to live out the rest of your life. On the run, and not knowing if you’re ever gonna see the people you love again, and to be in an unfamiliar world.” ― Five

8. “Wonder if it’s too late to be un-adopted.”  Five

9. “You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me.” ― Five

10. “I’d ask what you’re up to, Klaus, but then it occurred to me… I don’t care.” ― Five

11. “Everything about our family is insane. It always has been.” ― Five

12. “Solitude can do funny things to the mind.” ― Five

The Umbrella Academy quotes by Klaus

13. “Dad, could you stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment?”  Klaus

14. “You are depriving some village of their idiot.”  Klaus

15. “I’m just gonna go murder Mom, I’ll be right back.”  Klaus

16. “He’s dead! Yay!”  Klaus

17. “You guys are scarier without the masks.”  Klaus

18. “The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.” ― Klaus

19. “Family barbecues are about to get real weird.” ― Klaus

20. “You don’t have to join the military to become a man. Don’t sacrifice yourself — because I love you.”  Klaus

21. “Eternal peace is probably overrated.”  Klaus

22. “My cult is going to be so pissed… I told them we had until 2019.”  Klaus

23. “Unfortunately ghosts can’t time travel.”  Klaus

24. “They are gone like a fart that went poof.”  Klaus

25. “I know this is impossible, but did we all get sexier?”  Klaus

26. “You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair. I just thought you should know.”  Klaus

27. “I hate to disappoint you Benny boy but you are not getting in this body.”  Klaus

28. “I’m a complete and total fraud.”  Klaus

The Umbrella Academy quotes by Allison

29. “I’ve compared every man I’ve ever met to you.”  Allison

30. “I think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway.” ― Allison

31. “When something seems too perfect, it’s usually anything but.”  Allison

32. “You don’t get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself.”  Allison

33. “They’re not here to sell vacuums.”  Allison

The Umbrella Academy quotes by Vanya

34. “If you’re raised to believe nothing about you is special, if the benchmark is extraordinary, what to you do if you’re not?”  Vanya

35. “If you believe in yourself, just once, great things are gonna happen for you.”  Vanya

The Umbrella Academy quotes by Diego

36. “Hope it turns out better than your marriage, huh?”  Diego

37. “Everything in our new life is connected to a plot to assassinate the President. That can’t be a coincidence.” ― Diego

38. “Yeah, why don’t you tell that to Luke Skywalker? I know you don’t get it, but that is an excellent reference.”  Diego

39. “Do you know how hard it is to trust people when your whole childhood was bullshit and manipulation?”  Diego

40. “I know what it’s like to love dangerous people. Difference is they love me back.”  Diego

41. “I can’t believe I got shanked by my own father.” ― Diego

42. “A little hard to trust anyone who wears corduroy.” ― Diego

The Umbrella Academy quotes by Hazel

43. “I need a hit of sucrose. I’m heading to the vending machine.”  Hazel

44. “I don’t owe them the fuzz off my peaches.” ― Hazel

45. “Sometimes what you want is right in front of you. By the time you realize it, it’s too late.” ― Hazel

46. “Life is short. Future doesn’t come with any guarantees. You want something in life, you gotta go for it.” ― Hazel

The Umbrella Academy quotes by Lila

47. “You are an open book written for very dumb children.”  Lila

48. “I saved your stupid life.” ― Lila

The Umbrella Academy quotes by Luther

49. “I thought it was my job to keep everyone safe, and I just made it worse. I never wanted to be the bad guy.”― Luther

50. “We have to risk everything to save everything.”  Luther

51. “Vanya, of all people you should hate Dad the most.” ― Luther

The Umbrella Academy quotes by Sir Reginald Hargreeves

52. “What would possess me to adopt seven ill-mannered malcontents?”  Sir Reginald Hargreeves

53. “The ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone.”  Sir Reginald Hargreeves

The Umbrella Academy quotes by Ben

54. “Nobody needs your shit Klaus. That’s why you are always alone.”  Ben

55. “Can you hug me as I go? It’s been a long time.”  Ben

The Umbrella Academy quotes by Vanya

56. “Who I am is not a disease.”  Vanya

57. “I need your help too, I’m scared. And for the first time in my life I don’t want to do it alone. I want my family by my side.”  Vanya

The Umbrella Academy quotes from other characters

58. “We’re all looking for happiness.”  The Handler

59. “I would take my year with you over a lifetime with anybody else.” ― Ray

60. “You have given me the greatest gift of a lifetime. You let me feel alive for the first time. You helped me find hope again. That’s a wonderful thing.”  Sissy

Which of these The Umbrella Academy quotes is your favorite?

The Umbrella Academy is still an ongoing series on Netflix and many fans are biting their lips right now for the upcoming season.

Of course, people should expect a bunch of randomness and quirky sequences that weirdly go well together in the next season.

Will the siblings be able to uncover the secrets of their origin? Will they finally unravel the mystery of their family and why they were chosen? We’ll have to wait and see!

So, get your devices ready because now is the perfect time to rewatch the season as you wait.

Share these The Umbrella Academy quotes and sayings with your friends to help draw them into the series with you.

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