20 White Chicks Quotes From the Movie

Bring some laughter into your lives with these White Chicks quotes!

White Chicks is a comedy movie released in 2004 and stars Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, and many other talented actors.

Keenen Ivory Wayans directed White Chicks and, with a budget of only $37 million, was successful enough to gross over $113 million.

Although the movie faced criticism, it had a successful run at the box office and became a cult classic.

The plot for White Chicks involves a couple of male FBI agents that go undercover as whiteface women to stop a kidnapping plot.

You will have many laughs as the two FBI agents work to redeem themselves by stopping the kidnapping plot.

Enjoy laughing at the White Chicks quotes below.

Hilarious White Chicks quotes

These quotes will have you laughing!

1. “Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me!” — Russ

2. “It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies.” — Megan Vandergeld

3. “Your mother shops at Saks.” — Megan Vandergeld

4. “Somebody, throw Shamu back in the ocean.” — Lisa

5. “Daddy! Why are you doing this?” — Megan Vandergeld

6. “Oh, my God… She’s gonna have a bitch fit!” — Marcus Copeland

7. “Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powder!” — Kevin Copeland

8. “Oh, the deception, the betrayal. Man, you deceived me.” — Latrell Spencer

9. “I don’t see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer.” — Marcus Copeland

10. “So, who do you think wore those panties you were sniffing? Kevin or Marcus?” — Agent Vincent Gomez

Memorable White Chicks quotes

You will remember these quotes from the movie!

11. “I so could have done that part. She doesn’t even have herpes.” — Lisa

12. “I can’t even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.” — Lisa

13. “Way to get us sat at the losers’ table. I thought you had it all hooked up.” — Karen

14. “Okay, I’m going to go get help, okay. You need professional help.” — Kevin Copeland

15. “I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I’m gonna write a letter!” — Kevin Copeland

16. “Take good care of him. Oh, and teach him how to say “Yo quiero Taco Bell”.” — Marcus Copeland

17. “I wasn’t asleep, baby, I was closing my eyes and visualizing your words.” — Marcus Copeland

18. “These starving kids in Africa make me so sad. They don’t even have to try to be skinny!” — Megan Vandergeld

19. “Your mother’s ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King’s about to pop out and say, “Only in America!”” — Marcus Copeland

20. “Your mother’s so stupid she exercises when she could just get like, liposuction or something!” — Heather Vandergeld

White Chicks brings the laughs

White Chicks puts the FBI agents in every awkward situation possible while getting them closer to stopping the planned kidnapping.

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