Army of Darkness Quotes From the Classic Movie
February 14, 2023 3:14 AM EST
Fans of the Evil Dead franchise will love these Army of Darkness quotes!
Army of Darkness is the third and final movie in the Evil Dead franchise, released in 1992.
The comedy horror movie was directed and co-edited by Sam Raimi and co-written by Sam Raimi and Ivan Raimi.
The movie stars Bruce Campbell and Embeth Davidtz and mainly received positive reviews upon its release and has since developed a cult following.
The movie grossed over $21 million at the box office against an $11 million budget.
It was dedicated to Irvin Shapiro, who was instrumental in the Evil Dead franchise but died before Army of Darkness’ production.
The movie’s plot follows Ash Williams, who is trapped in the Middle Ages and must battle the undead as he tries to return to the present time.
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Army of Darkness quotes by Ash
Follow the main character throughout these quotes from Ash.
1. “Look, maybe I didn’t say every single little tiny syllable, no.” – Ash
2. “Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.” – Ash
3. “So what’s the deal? Can you send me back or not?” – Ash
4. “Oh, that’s just what we call pillow talk, baby, that’s all.” – Ash
5. “I don’t want your book. I don’t want your bullsh*t.” – Ash
6. “It’s a trick. Get an axe.” – Ash
7. “Just send me back to my own time, pronto, today.” – Ash
8. “Aren’t you the sweetest little thing?” – Ash
9. “Gimme some sugar, baby.” – Ash
10. “I know you’re scared; we’re all scared, but that doesn’t mean we are cowards.” – Ash
More Army of Darkness quotes
Get to know other characters from the film in these quotes below.
11. “You found me beautiful once.” – Sheila
12. “How will we stop an army of the dead at our castle walls?” How will you fight that?” – Lord Arthur
13. “Goody little two-shoes.” – Evil Ash
14. “I’ll swallow your soul.” – Old Woman
15. “Are all men from the future loud-mouth braggarts?” – Arthur
16. “When you removed the book from the cradle, did you speak the words?” – Wiseman
17. “You’ll die in the graveyard before you get it.” – Evil Ash
18. “But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?” – Sheila
19. “Within its pages are passages that can send you back to your time. Only you, the promised one, can quest for it.” – Wiseman
20. “Welcome back to the land of the living. Now pick up a shovel and get digging.” – Deadite Captain
How Can Ash Return to the Present Time?
Ash learns from a Wise Man that the only way to return is to find the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis (Book of the Dead).
To find the book, he has to brave the haunted forest and fight off the undead, then recite the proper verse to unlock the book.
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