20 Beavis and Butt-Head Quotes To Keep You Laughing

Check out these hilarious Beavis and Butt-Head quotes for a quick laugh!

Beavis and Butt-Head is an adult-themed animated comedy cartoon series that initially spanned seven seasons on MTV from 1993 through 1997.

Mike Judge created, directed, and provided the voices for this dim-witted duo.

Beavis and Butt-Head are two teenage slackers who are described as a couple of unmotivated idiots with questionable morals that live in Highland, TX.

The show’s main plot is Beavis and Butt-Head showing their love for heavy metal and rock music by watching music videos and providing sarcastic, stupid, and hilarious commentary.

Once in a while, we see them do other things that might include vandalism or violence as they push the bounds of animated cartoons.

With Butt-Head as the leader and the one coming up with the stupid ideas, Beavis serves as the unpredictable sidekick.

Prepare to laugh as you read these Beavis and Butt-Head quotes!

If you enjoy this article, check out our collection of Family Guy quotes that push comedic boundaries.

Beavis and Butt-Head Quotes From Butt-Head the Leader

Check out these hilarious quotes from Butt-Head!

1. “Beavis, you monkeyspank.” – Butt-Head

2. “Abandoned Drive-ins kick ass.” – Butt-Head

3. “Y’know, like, this band sucks. But it’s like, they suck like, in new ways, y’know.” – Butt-Head

4. “I’m at work, but, like, I wasn’t working. I just got paid to take a dump.” – Butt-Head

5. “Shut up Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it’ll turn inside-out and come out your mouth.” – Butt-Head

6. “Work sucks, let’s go break something.” – Butt-Head

7. “Thank you oh great master for your wisdom, but we were wondering if you could, like, bite us.” – Butt-Head

8. “Hey, Beavis. This guy’s your dad.” – Butt-Head

9. “If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn’t come back, you’re a dumbass.” – Butt-Head

10. “These dudes are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.” – Butt-Head

Beavis and Butt-Head Quotes From Beavis, the Sidekick

Enjoy laughing at these Beavis quotes!

11. “Say one more bad thing about Metallica and I’ll kick your ass!” – Beavis

12. “You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants?” – Beavis

13. “Did you know when you eat rump roast you’re eating a cow’s butt?” – Beavis

14. “If you pour salt on a snail, a lot of scientific stuff happens.” – Beavis

15. “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole.” – Beavis

16. “Shut-up fart knocker!!” – Beavis

17. “Yeah, me too! Let’s go over to Stewart’s house and burn something.” – Beavis

18. “Butt-head, is it normal for the inside of your bunghole to itch?” – Beavis

19. “This guy does everything by himself.” – Beavis

20. “My list is like your list, but it also includes your MOM.” – Beavis

Beavis and Butt-Head Keep Going

Beavis and Butt-Head became wildly popular during their run on MTV and even had a couple of movies in 1996 and 2022.

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