These excellent Bill and Ted quotes will inspire you to rewatch the movies.
Bill and Ted are two goofy friends played by Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves in a trilogy of hilarious films. These characters go on outrageous adventures in the movies Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, and Bill & Ted Face the Music.
The Bill and Ted quotes below will make you laugh until you cry. If you’ve ever watched the films before, you’re definitely familiar with these memorable lines and funny quotes.
Reading this collection of bodacious quotes will make you want to rewatch the movies. Not only are these films hilarious, but they also spread an important message of kindness and friendship.
The main theme of the trilogy is to be excellent to each other and to party on, dudes. Share these Bill and Ted quotes with your loved ones to make them smile.
Bill and Ted quotes that make us want to be excellent to each other
1. “I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn.” – Ted
2. “Be excellent to each other.” – Bill
3. “Here’s the deal. What I win, I keep. What you win, I keep.” – Billy the Kid
4. “All we are is dust in the wind, dude.” – Ted
5. “I don’t know. Philosophize with him!” – Bill
6. “Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time. Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time.” – Ted
7. “This should be most triumphant.” – Bill
8. “Party on, dudes.” – Ted
9. “It seems to me the only thing you’ve learned is that Caesar is a salad dressing dude.” – Mr. Ryan
10. “How’s it going royal ugly dudes?” – Bill
Bill and Ted quotes to brighten your day
11. “Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.” – Ted
12. “It’s a history report, not a babe report.” – Bill
13. “Gentlemen, we’re history.” – Rufus
14. “Ted, you and I have witnessed many things, but nothing as bodacious as what just happened.” – Bill
15. “Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe’s greatest leaders in San Dimas?” – Ted
16. “It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.” – Bill
17. “Bill, those are historical babes.” – Ted
18. “Most non-triumphant.” – Bill
19. “Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?” – Ted
20. “So-crates. “The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing.” – Bill
Bill and Ted quotes that will make you laugh
21. “Most outstanding.” – Ted
22. “So, Bill, what you’re telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude.” – Mr. Ryan
23. “Now your dad is going for it in your own room.” – Ted
24. “Billy, you are dealing with the oddity of time travel with the greatest of ease.” – Bill
25. “This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman’s Sporting Goods.” – Ted
26. “Okay, wait, if we were one of Europe’s greatest leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go?” – Bill
27. “I can’t believe Missy divorced your Dad, and married mine.” – Ted
28. “And over here, our bass player, the Duke of Spook, the Doc of Shock, The Man with No Tan, please say hello to Death himself, the Grim Reaper.” – Bill
29. “It is time. They have reached the second crucial turning point in their destiny. Their message is about to reach millions. But, we will change all that. When our mission is successful, no longer will the world be dominated by the legacy of these two fools! No longer will we hear this.” – Chuck De Nomolos
30. “You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.” – Grim Reaper
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Bill and Ted quotes to bring a smile to your face
31. “You’re not strong! You’re silky boys! Silk comes from the butts of Chinese Worms!” – Colonel Oates
32. “Dude, there’s no way I can possibly do infinity push-ups!” – Bill
33. “Don’t overlook my butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.” – Grim Reaper
34. “Bill, we can’t! We gotta get back to the babes!” – Ted
35. “You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!” – Bill
36. “We will stop them now! Brothers and sisters, are we ready?” – Chuck De Nomolos
37. “I’ll eat you up like the warm, toasty little butter cakes you are.” – Colonel Oates
38. “Dinner’s over, worm dude.” – Bill
39. “I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick.” – Grim Reaper
40. “And very important, *do not* do your homework without wearing headphones. Repeat…” – Rufus
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41. “You have sunk my battleship.” – Grim Reaper
42. “I want the whole universe to behold this transfer of power. No longer will our future society be based on the ideas and the music of these two fools! They will be based on my ideas, and my ideas alone!” – Chuck De Nomolos
43. “Ted… We have a destiny to fulfill. Think about our fans, dude!” – Bill
44. “I have a feeling things are about to change in a most outstanding way.” – Ted
45. “One month ago, you played the Elks Lodge in Barstow, California, for forty people, most of whom were there only because it was two-dollar taco night, whatever the hell that means.” – The Great Leader
46. “How’s that stealing if we’re stealing it from ourselves, dude?” – Bill
47. “Dude! You were playing 40-minute bass solos. No one but you could play!” – Ted
48. “This is the story of our most excellent dads.” – Billie
49. “OK, we get it… you’re a grateful, totally insecure, somehow dead robot named Dennis Caleb McCoy.” – Bill
50. “My name is Theodore Preston and I am some kind of Infinite Being.” – Ted
What are your favorite Bill and Ted quotes from the movie trilogy?
The most excellent Bill and Ted quotes are always guaranteed to make you laugh. If you’re ever having a bad day, reading Bill and Ted quotes or watching one of the movies is the perfect solution. It’s impossible to frown when you’re enjoying the love, humor, and silliness of these films.
Could you pick your favorite film out of the three Bill and Ted movies? This collection of hilarious quotes contains dialogue from the entire trilogy. Reading these Bill and Ted quotes will remind you of your favorite characters and scenes.
Even if you haven’t seen all the movies yet, you’ll still love these funny movie quotes. The next time you need a good laugh, read through this humorous list and party on, dudes!
What are your favorite Bill and Ted quotes and lines from the funny movies? Let us know in the comment section below.
January 21, 2021 7:00 AM EST