These funny Minion quotes and lines are some of the most memorable moments from the movie.
The Minions movie is all about the lovable, mischievous yellow creatures from the Despicable Me films.
Now in their own movie, the minions are making us laugh with funny quotes and hilarious lines.
Even though the minions mostly speak in their own language, they can still make us smile. Read this collection of the best Minions quotes to brighten up your day.
What’s your favorite Minions scene?
The story of the minions will charm and delight you. These memorable quotes and famous lines from the film highlight the fun goofiness of the characters. If you want to giggle, cheer, and fall in love, the Minions movie is perfect for you.
Whether you’re seeing this movie with family or by yourself, it’s a guaranteed good time. Share these minion quotes with your kids, friends, and family to put a smile on their face.
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Minion quotes that will charm and delight you
1. “C’est banana! Hahaha! Miam Miam! Huh?” – Minions
2. “Doesn’t it feel so good to be bad?” – Scarlet Overkill
3. “Gentlemen do not steal ladies’ crowns!” – Queen Elizabeth II
4. “No, no, no! Hey, a piñata!” – Minions
5. “Banana!” – Stuart
6. “Uh, la cucaracha?” – Kevin
7. “So … you came for the queen’s crown, did ya? Well, you’re gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!” – Keeper of the Crown
8. “Villains, this is no longer a coronation! It is an execution! Get them!” – Scarlet Overkill
9. “Freeze ray!” – Young Gru
10. “Work for me, and all this will be yours: respect, power …”- Scarlet Overkill
11. “Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf who had a wonderful surprise for them. The wolf offered the 3 piggies and all their friends a job working for her. Everyone would be so happy. All the 3 little piggies had to do was just steal one little crown that the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since she was a penniless little street cub, unloved and abandoned … but that crown would mean she was a princess, and everybody loves the princess, so the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown … but the little piggies weren’t up to the challenge. They failed their mission, so the wolf huffed and puffed, and she blew them off the face of the earth! The end.” – Scarlet Overkill
12. “I’m going to get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine! Scarlet Overkill! If I was a minion, that’s who I would want to work for.” – Tina
Minion quotes that will make you want to watch the film all over again
13. “Minions! Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names, Dave, Carl, oh, that one is Norbit. He is an idiot. They all share the same goal: To serve the most despicable master around.” – Narrator
14. “You stole my dream. I was going to conquer England someday. There was going to be a coronation, and I was going to be made queen. Every moment was planned. I’d wear a dress so sparkly it glowed, and everyone who ever doubted me would be watching and they would be crying. I was going to be the picture of elegance and class, and you pinheads screwed it up!” – Scarlet Overkill
15. “King Bob!” – Bob
16. “Steal me the crown, and all your dreams come true. Respect power!” – Scarlet Overkill
17. “You think it’s funny to mock the elderly, do ya?” – Keeper of the Crown
18. “This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England. I love England. Their music, the fashion. I’m seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday. Anyway. This pale drink of water oversees it all. I’m her biggest fan, loved her work. And I really, really, really want her crown!” – Scarlet Overkill
19. “By the time she was 13, she built a criminal empire!” – Tina
20. “I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you. I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed.” – Scarlet Overkill
21. “This is torture! Guys, cut it out! This is really unprofessional!” – Herb Overkill
22. “Kevin felt pride. He was going to be the one to find his tribe the biggest, baddest villain to serve. Stuart felt hungry, mostly. He was going to be the one to eat this banana, and Bob, Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.” – Narrator
23. “So get comfortable, Minions. Get real, real comfortable. Because this is where you’re going to spend the rest of you worthless, little lives.” – Scarlet Overkill
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Other Minion quotes that will make your day
24. “We were born with flippers! … No? Just me? Okay.” – Frankie Fishlips
25. “No no no no, Kevin, let me do it, let me do it, spita.” – Stuart
26. “So that’s your plan? Make yourself a bigger target?” – Scarlet Overkill
27. “Villain-Con!” – Bob
28. “Herb, seriously, I want to dig up that William Shakespeare so he can see what true writing is. I love it!” – Scarlet Overkill
29. “Mi bellas!” – Stuart
30. “You have no idea who you’re messing with! I am the greatest supervillain of all time!” – Scarlet Overkill
31. “Oh Walter, look, these adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando too!” – Madge
32. “Are you really going to allow that little penguin to make off with my crown?” – Scarlet Overkill
33. “Bello.” – Kevin
34. “I think, yes, I think we’re gonna have to break up. And it’s not you … oh, wait hold on … It is you. It’s a hundred percent you!” – Scarlet Overkill
35. “And that is how the Minions found their new boss! He was cunning! He was evil! He was perfect! He was … despicable!” – Narrator
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Funny Minion Quotes
36. “Oh, it’s so beautiful. So fashion forward. So Valentino.” – Scarlet Overkill
37. “Oh. It’s you. Everyone, this is one of the little fellows who stole the monarchy from me. And how’s that working out for you?” – The Queen
38. “Hello, Fred. FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard, and I don’t appreciate it.” – Gru
39. “And once the moon is mine, the world will give me whatever I want to get it back! And I will be the greatest villain of all time! That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout.” – Gru
40. “Biboli maaaa! Bohayinaaa – ah no nooo!” – Minions
41. “Hahaha poli tismas! Ipe de buteee!” – Minions
42. “Ciao, le poochy.” — Bob
43. “England! England! England!” — Minions
44. “Mind the gap! Mind the gap! Mind the gap!” — Minions, Bob, Stuart and Kevin
45. “Poglobe?” — Stuart
Which of these funny Minion quotes makes you laugh the most?
If you love the Minions movie, you’ll remember all of these hilarious lines and cute sayings. This collection of the best minion quotes will make you want to watch the film all over again.
Whether you see the movie with your kids, with friends, or on your own, there’s no way you’ll keep a straight face the whole time.
These funny, memorable lines are guaranteed to make you laugh and smile with glee. The Minions movie, and this list of quotes, is a ton of fun for the whole family.
The best quotes from Minions will warm your heart and cheer you up. Even though the minions have an evil streak in the film, you’ll think they’re too cute not to love.
After reading this funny dialogue, you’ll remember how much you love this movie. Share these minion quotes with your kids, friends, and family to put a smile on their face.
What are your favorite Minion quotes and lines from the movie? Let us know in the comment section below.
March 29, 2020 5:00 AM EST