20 GLaDOS Quotes From The Super Computer!

Gamers will love these Glados quotes from the advanced computer system.

Erik Wolpaw and Kim Swift created GLaDOS for the video game series Portal.

The letters stand for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System.

GLaDOS was voiced by Ellen McLain and designed by Michael Spinx.

The character was so popular that she also appeared in The Lab and Lego Dimensions.

In the Portal video game series, GLaDOS was originally the voice that guides the player.

As the game progresses, we quickly realize that her intentions are malicious and learn that she killed scientists who she believed mistreated her.

With a narcissistic and sinister wit, GLaDOS became a great video game character.

IGN called her one of the greatest video game characters, especially among those created in the 2000s.

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Favorite GLaDOS Qutoes

These quotes show some of that dark and sinister wit mentioned above.

1. “You are not a good person.” – GLaDOS

2. “Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.” – GLaDOS

3. “This is your fault. I’m going to kill you.” – GLaDOS

4. “The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment.” – GLaDOS

5. “In layman’s terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.” – GLaDOS

6. “You will be baked, and then there will be cake.” – GLaDOS

7. “You’re a predator, and these tests are your prey.” – GLaDOS

8. “I’m fine. Two plus two is ten, in base four, I’m fine.” – GLaDOS

9. “Well done, android.” – GLaDOS

10. “Here come the test results: You are a horrible person.” – GLaDOS

GlaDOS quotes that tell a story

The following GlaDOS quotes will give you a glance into the game world.

11. “Please proceed to the chamber lock. Mind the gap.” – GLaDOS

12. “Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an ‘unsatisfactory’ mark on your official testing record, followed by death.” – GLaDOS

13. “Remember, the Aperture Science ‘Bring Your Daughter to Work Day’ is the perfect time to have her tested.” – GLaDOS

14. “Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the High Energy Pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety.” – GLaDOS

15. “The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain.” – GLaDOS

16. “The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot talk.” – GLaDOS

17. “Science has validated your birth mother’s decision to abandon you on a doorstep.” – GLaDOS

18. “The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that Android Hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.” – GLaDOS

19. “You euthanized your faithful companion cube faster than any test subject on record. Congratulations.” – GLaDOS

20. “We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge, where we pretended we were going to murder you.” – GLaDOS

Can GLaDOS Be Stopped?

GlaDOS is seemingly destroyed at the end of the first portal video game.

We find out in the second game that she has returned.

Only this time, with her former intelligence dampener, and at this point, she becomes much funnier than her previous version.

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