20 Kelly Kapoor Quotes From the Hilarious Character in the Comedy Series The Office

Fans of the television series The Office will love these Kelly Kapoor quotes.

Kelly Kapoor is a fictional character from the television series The Office.

Kelly was created by Greg Daniels and B.J. Novak and portrayed by Mindy Kaling.

She works at the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin as a customer service representative and is a regular in seasons one through eight, and in the ninth and finale season makes two appearances.

When we first meet Kelly, we learn she is an Indian-American practicing Hinduism.

Kelly is a very funny character portrayed as innocent, immature, and crazy about men and mainly the office temp, Ryan.

We see Kelly and Ryan’s wild and erratic relationship throughout the series.

Enjoy a few laughs while reading these Kelly Kapoor quotes!

Hilarious Kelly Kapoor quotes

Check out some of the funniest quotes from Kelly Kapoor.

1. “My resolution was to get more attention.” – Kelly Kapoor

2. “I have a lot of questions. Number one, how dare you?” – Kelly Kapoor

3. “You guys, I’m like really smart now. You don’t even know.” – Kelly Kapoor

4. “This day is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.” – Kelly Kapoor

5. “I can’t control what I say to people. I spend the whole day talking.” – Kelly Kapoor

6. “I talk a lot, so I’ve just learned to tune myself out.” – Kelly Kapoor

7. “I don’t talk trash; I talk smack. They’re totally different.” – Kelly Kapoor

8. “I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.” – Kelly Kapoor

9. “Cafe Disco? More like Crap-ay Disco.” – Kelly Kapoor

10. “I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl.” – Kelly Kapoor

Snarky Kelly Kapoor quotes

Kelly can be sarcastic and snarky, as evidenced by the following quotes.

11. “I swallowed a tapeworm last night. It’s going to grow up to three feet inside of me, and it eats all my food, so I don’t get fat.” – Kelly Kapoor

12. “Sometimes I get so bored I just want to scream, and then sometimes I actually do scream.” – Kelly Kapoor

13. “You wanna call someone that texted you? Do you want to drive them away?” – Kelly Kapoor

14. “Guess who just became the cutest girl in the office.” – Kelly Kapoor

15. “Who am I? Kelly Kapoor, the business b*tch.” – Kelly Kapoor

16. “If I get to stay and Ryan is laid off, I will kill myself, like Romeo and Juliet… the Claire Danes one.” – Kelly Kapoor

17. “If I was you, I would just like freak out and get really drunk and then tell someone I was pregnant.” – Kelly Kapoor

18. “I mean, who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that?” – Kelly Kapoor

19. “Could you for once just let us enjoy a party instead of making it about all your issues?” – Kelly Kapoor

20. “All I have to do is drink maple syrup, lemon juice, cayenne pepper and water for all three meals.” – Kelly Kapoor

Does Kelly End Up With Ryan?

While we see Kelly pursuing Ryan throughout the beginning of the series, she finally moves on and gets married.

The move makes Ryan realize he loves Kelly, and he starts pursuing her.

In the finale, we see everyone together at a wedding where Ryan professes his love to Kelly and steals her away from her husband.

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