20 Kronk Quotes From the Hit Movie Kronk’s New Groove

Disney fans will love these Kronk quotes from the fan-favorite character of Kronk’s New Groove!

Kronk is a fictional animated former henchman of the evil sorceress and advisor Yzma.

Kronk is portrayed by actor Patrick Warburton and appears in The Emperor’s New Groove in 2000 as a secondary antagonist before starring as the main protagonist in Kronk’s New Groove in 2005.

Kronk is dim-witted and easily led astray, but he has a good heart and is a truly caring person.

Kronk is also incredibly strong and fit and is a great chef.

We also see that Kronk makes many decisions influenced by the little angel and devil that pop up on his shoulders when faced with a tough decision.

While the angel tries to get Kronk to do good, the devil always tries to get him to make selfish decisions.

Enjoy learning more about this fun character through these Kronk quotes!

You will also enjoy our article on Jay and Silent Bob quotes.

Kronk Quotes From Kronk’s New Groove

Check out these quotes from Kronk’s New Groove!

1. “Dear Papi, remember how you never thought I’d amount to anything?” – Kronk, Kronk’s New Groove

2. “Yzma’s youth potion is a fake. She cheated you.” – Kronk, Kronk’s New Groove

3. “He’s in his golden years. Not getting any younger.” – Kronk, Kronk’s New Groove

4. “Good news. I finally got that big house on a hill you’ve always wanted me to have.” – Kronk, Kronk’s New Groove

5. “This is awful. I’ve got to find them a place to live.” – Kronk, Kronk’s New Groove

6. “I always saved the best stop for last. To see my dear old friends at the Flickering Embers Home for Seniors.” – Kronk, Kronk’s New Groove

7. “Papi… I have a confession. I’m not who you think I am. I, uh… I’m just a humble fry cook.” – Kronk, Kronk’s New Groove

8. “Dinner rush. I’ve got four specials, and I’ve got a party of ten coming at 8:30.” – Kronk, Kronk’s New Groove

9. “You see, Papi, you may look at my life and think I’ve got nothing, but the truth is… I’ve got everything.” – Kronk, Kronk’s New Groove

10. “My nightmare began on a day like any other. So, technically, I guess that would be a ‘daymare.’” – Kronk, Kronk’s New Groove

Kronk Quotes From The Emperor’s New Groove

Check out these quotes from the original movie!

11. “Yeah, you’d think he would’ve turned out better.” – Kronk, Emperor’s New Groove

12. “Hey, that’s kinda like what he said to you when you got fired.” – Kronk, Emperor’s New Groove

13. “Are ya kidding me? This is hand-carved mahogany.” – Kronk, Emperor’s New Groove

14. “Just thought I’d give you a heads-up in case Kuzco ever came back.” – Kronk, Emperor’s New Groove

15. “I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.” – Kronk, Emperor’s New Groove

16. “You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.” – Kronk, Emperor’s New Groove

17. “The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison. That poison?” – Kronk, Emperor’s New Groove

18. “Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma’s breakfast and change the bull to a gill, got it.” – Kronk, Emperor’s New Groove

19. “Maybe I wasn’t as nice as I should have been. But, Yzma, do you really want to kill me?” – Kronk, Emperor’s New Groove

20. “I thought we’d start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.” – Kronk, Emperor’s New Groove

Kronk’s Good Heart Wins In the End

We see in Kronk’s New Groove that Kronk has followed a new path of good.

Although Yzma tricks him into helping her sell old folks a fake youth potion, he makes up for the mistake.

Once he sees that the old folks have lost all they had, he gives his large house to them!

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