20 Funny Jay and Silent Bob Quotes

If you are looking for some laughs, check out these Jay and Silent Bob quotes.

Jay and Silent Bob are fictional characters created by Kevin Smith to exist in his fictional universe, “View Askewniverse.”

Jay and Silent Bob are played by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, respectively, and are the only two characters in all of Smith’s Askewniverse films.

Some of the movies they have appeared in are Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Cop Out, Tusk, and Clerks.

Jay and Silent Bob spend most of the time hanging out in front of stores selling marijuana or with Jay just harassing people as they walk by.

True to his name, Silent Bob rarely speaks, but when he does, it is usually something intelligent.

On the other hand, Jay talks often, and his words are often offensive, vulgar, or stupid.

Get to know these characters better through these Jay and Silent Bob quotes.

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Popular Jay and Silent Bob quotes

Fans of the characters will be able to recognize these quotes from Jay and Silent Bob.

1. “Stop the movie? Are you crazy?” – Banky

2. “Ergo, You Find Yourself In A Very Actionable Position.” – Silent Bob

3. “It’s hunting season!” – Matt Damon

4. “Why can’t Hollywood make a decent comic book movie?” – Steve-Dave Pulaski

5. “You’re not paralyzed. It was just a tranquilizer.” – Justice

6. “So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck?” – Jay

7. “A Jay and Silent Bob movie? Who would pay to see that?” – Holden

8. “I Can’t Believe Judi Dench Played Me.” – Dante Hicks

9. “Hey, watch the language, little boy. There are females present.” – Brent

10. “Are you even supposed to be here today?” – Quick Stop Customer

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Fan favorite Jay and Silent Bob quotes

The following are more popular, fan-favorite quotes from these two unique film characters.

11. “What is your damage, little boy? You have a sick and twisted world perspective.” – Brent

12. “In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.” – Jay

13. “That was definitely worse than ‘Clash of the Titans.’” – Randal

14. “Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS.” – Chaka

15. “The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to b*tch about movies.” – Holden

16. “Wow, there’s a lot of love in the room.” – Whillenholly

17. “An orangutan’s a member of the great ape family; it’s not a monkey.” – Sheriff

18. “Don’t you know fast food makes girls fart?” – Jay

19. “See? I told you that restraining order was a good idea.” – Randal

20. “That’s what the Internet’s for, slandering others anonymously! Stopping the flick isn’t gonna stop that!” – Banky

Character Physical Attributes

Silent Bob has long dark hair and a beard and wears a long coat that turns into a Jedi Robe, and he also wears a backward white baseball cap.

Jay is tall and thin and has long blonde hair under his black knit cap.

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