25 Swashbuckling Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes

These Pirates of the Caribbean quotes will help you relive your favorite pirate series.

Pirates of the Caribbean, produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, is one of the most successful movie series of the 2000s.

These unforgettable films follow Captain Jack Sparrow (played by Johnny Depp) through his adventures as a pirate in the Caribbean Sea.

While, of course, packed with action, these movies don’t stop there.

Viewers have been captivated by the comedic dialogue and wit of both Sparrow and his comrades.

The films are full of gut-busting one-liners and silly anecdotes that are sure to keep you coming back for more.

Check out some of the best Pirates of the Caribbean quotes below.

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The Most Iconic Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes from Captain Jack Sparrow and others

1. “Nobody move! I dropped me brain!” – Jack Sparrow

Pirates of the Caribbean quotes from Captain Jack Sparrow and others

2. “I’ve got a jar of dirt!” – Jack Sparrow

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3. “Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.” – Jack Sparrow

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4. “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?” – Jack Sparrow

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5. “The code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules.” – Barbossa

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6. “I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.” – Jack Sparrow

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7. “Not all treasure’s silver and gold, mate.” – Jack Sparrow

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8. “I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly stupid.” – Jack Sparrow

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Best Pirates of the Caribbean quotes and dialogues

9. Elizabeth: “You are without a doubt the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.”

Jack Sparrow: “But you have heard of me.”

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10. Will Turner: “This is either madness, or brilliance.”

Jack Sparrow: “It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.”

Best Pirates of the Caribbean quotes and dialogues

11. Elizabeth: “We’ve come to rescue you.”

Jack Sparrow: “Have you now? That’s very kind of you. But it would seem that as I possess a ship, and you don’t, you’re the ones in need of rescuing, and I’m not sure, as I’m in the mood.”

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12. Elizabeth: “I’m not that kind of girl!”

Jack Sparrow: “All evidence to the contrary.”

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Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes That Made You Scratch Your Head

13. “No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder.” – Jack Sparrow

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14. “Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. I know I’m crazy, therefore I’m not crazy, isn’t that crazy?” – Jack Sparrow

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15. “You lied to me by telling me the truth?” – Jack Sparrow

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16. “Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.” – Jack Sparrow

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17. “Now, a bit of discretion when courting a brunette. Never pursue her sister. But if you can not avoid the charm of her sister, kill the brother.” – Jack Sparrow

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18. “Savvy?” – Jack Sparrow

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19. “’Ello poppet.” – Pirate

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20. “You are a disappointment. A big disappointment.” – Jack Sparrow

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21. “Does this face look like it’s been to the fountain of youth?” – Captain Teague

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22. “Slap me thrice and hand me to me, mama. It’s Jack!” – Joshamee Gibbs

Inspirational Pirates of the Caribbean quotes

23. “How dare you do exactly what I would do if I were you.” – Jack Sparrow

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24. “Why fight when you can negotiate?”- Jack Sparrow

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25. “Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.” – Jack Sparrow

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Which of these Pirates of the Caribbean quotes is your favorite?

By now you’ve likely re-lived your favorite moments of the series.

Perhaps you are ready to find yourself a copy and watch it all over again.

If this is your first introduction to Pirates of the Caribbean, welcome aboard.

Inspired by a Disney park attraction, this series thrills fans from start to finish.

If you’ve never been on the ride, it’s one you don’t want to miss.

Captain Jack Sparrow has won the approval of audiences with his thrilling adventures and waggish demeanor.

With four popular films and more spin-offs on the way, there is always more to love (and more to quote).

Did you enjoy these Pirates of the Caribbean quotes and lines?

Which of the quotes is your favorite?

Let us know in the comment section below.

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  1. QueenDusty

    July 15, 2023 at 10:33 PM

    My favorite is “How dare you do exactly what I would do if I were you.”

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