Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. Enjoy these Jack Sparrow quotes.
If you are not familiar with Jack Sparrow, then please get to know a little about him through the quotes below. He is everyone’s favorite pirate and even though pirates are the bad guys, Jack Sparrow gets you to cheer for the bad guy. With his swashbuckling confidence, swagger, and coolness in the face of trouble, you can’t help but like him.
If you haven’t seen the movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, stream them as soon as possible so you can enjoy the adventures of Jack Sparrow. Jack is always looking for the next adventure, and most of the time looking to benefit himself, but he does come through for his friends when it counts.
Don’t forget to also check out these famous movie quotes from your favorite characters.
Funny Jack Sparrow quotes
1. “I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly … stupid.” – Jack Sparrow
2. “My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.” – Jack Sparrow
3. “Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. I know I’m crazy, therefore I’m not crazy, isn’t that crazy?” – Jack Sparrow
4. “Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.” – Jack Sparrow
5. “You lied to me by telling me the truth?” – Jack Sparrow
6. “I’ve got a jar of dirt!” – Jack Sparrow
7. “If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.” – Jack Sparrow
8. “Why is the rum always gone?” – Jack Sparrow
9. “Nobody move! I dropped me brain!” – Jack Sparrow
10. “Savvy?” – Jack Sparrow
Wise Jack Sparrow quotes
11. “Not all treasure’s silver and gold, mate.” – Jack Sparrow
12. “It’s not so much the destination as it is the journey.” – Jack Sparrow
13. “Why fight when you can negotiate?” – Jack Sparrow
14. “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.” – Jack Sparrow
15. “No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder.” – Jack Sparrow
16. “Mate, if you chose to lock your heart away, you’ll lose her for certain.” – Jack Sparrow
17. “I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.” – Jack Sparrow
18. “I regret nothing, ever.” – Jack Sparrow
19. “The only rules that really matter are these: What a man can do, and what a man can’t do.” – Jack Sparrow
20. “Better to not know which moment may be your last alive to be mystery of it all.” – Jack Sparrow
21. “No cause is lost, if there is but one fool left to fight for it.” – Jack Sparrow
Cocky Jack Sparrow quotes
22. “Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?” – Jack Sparrow
23. “This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.” – Jack Sparrow
24. “Wherever we want to go, we go…” – Jack Sparrow
25. You’ve stolen me and I’m here to take myself back.” – Jack Sparrow
26. “The seas may be rough, but I am the Captain! No matter how difficult I will always prevail.” – Jack Sparrow
27. “You’re the ones in need of rescuing and I’m not sure if I’m in the mood.” – Jack Sparrow
28. “Take what you can, give nothing back.” – Jack Sparrow
29. “I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.” – Jack Sparrow
30. “Guard the boat, mind the tide… don’t touch my dirt.” – Jack Sparrow
31. “You may kill me, but you might never insult me.” – Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow quotes from The Curse Of The Black Pearl
32. “There’ll be no living with her after this.” – Jack Sparrow
33. “The last time you left me a pistol with one shot.” – Jack Sparrow
34. “All hands to the boats! Sorry. You give the orders.” – Jack Sparrow
35. “I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.” – Jack Sparrow
36. “Get me out!” – Jack Sparrow
37. “You can sit there waving that bone all day, but the dog is NOT going to come.” – Jack Sparrow
38. “I’m in the market, as it were.” – Jack Sparrow
39. “Wha’d’you say to three shillings….and we forget the name?” – Jack Sparrow
40. “A gentleman would give me a Pair of pistols.” – Jack Sparrow
41. “A wedding? I love weddings!! Drinks all round!! Oh. Right. Lock him in the brig?” – Jack Sparrow
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More Jack Sparrow quotes
42. “I can let you drown…” – Jack Sparrow
43. “You forgot one very important thing, mate: I’m Captain Jack Sparrow.” – Jack Sparrow
44. “The world’s still the same. There’s just less in it.” – Jack Sparrow
45. “Is this a dream?” – Jack Sparrow
46. “This girl, how far are you willing to go to save her?” – Jack Sparrow
47. “How much do you know about Davy Jones?” – Jack Sparrow
48. “I just need to understand something. So.. you will fight against them, they will fight against you. All on account on him wanting to kill him? I say, let them fight each other! While we lay back, watch, have a drink, place some wagers!” – Jack Sparrow
49. “Just close your eyes and pretend it’s all a bad dream. That’s how I get by.” – Jack Sparrow
50. “Keep a weather eye on the horizon.” – Jack Sparrow
Which of these Jack Sparrow quotes is your favorite?
After reading the Jack Sparrow quotes above you are probably ready to get your own ship, brave the seas, and go treasure hunting! If you aren’t quite ready for that much of an adventure, then enjoy the Pirates of the Caribbean series over and over.
One of the things that makes Jack Sparrow so special is the cast of characters around him. Whether it is eccentric friends or his powerful enemies, Jack has a way of enjoying life and letting the chips fall where they may.
While not all of Jack’s qualities are endearing, I think we could all use a little more adventure in our lives.
Which of these Jack Sparrow quotes and lines is your favorite? Which other movie characters do you want to see featured on Everyday Power? Let us know in the comment section below.
December 10, 2020 7:00 AM EST