20 Snakes on a Plane Quotes From the Action Movie

Fans of action movies and Samuel L. Jackson will love these Snakes on a Plane quotes!

Snakes on a Plane was released in 2006 as an action movie that starred Samuel L. Jackson, Julianna Margulies, Nathan Phillips, Bobby Cannavale, and other great actors.

The movie was directed by David R. Ellis.

It received much internet attention before its release due to the movie’s name and famous cast.

Although the movie had a lot of buzz and has had many parodies and fan-made films about the movie, it received mixed reviews when it was released.

The movie only brought in $62 million at the worldwide box office against a $33 million budget.

The movie’s plot is based on venomous snakes being released on a plane in an attempt to kill a witness before a trial.

Enjoy these Snakes on a Plane quotes that will leave you wanting to watch the movie!

Funny and Sarcastic Snakes on a Plane Quotes

Check out these quotes for some lighthearted fun.

1. “Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?” – Paul

2. “What was the first thing you ever told me?” – Sean Jones

3. “Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft?” – Emmett Bradley

4. “I’m from Tennessee. I hadn’t noticed.” – Neville Flynn

5. “I love it when you demean me, Rick.” – Claire Miller

6. “Now it’s your turn. Do as I say, and you will live.” – Sean Jones

7. “Eddie Kim somehow managed to fill the plane with poisonous snakes.” – Neville Flynn

8. “PlayStation 2. Man, it’s got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything.” – Troy

9. “You think I didn’t exhaust every other option? He saw me!” – Eddie Kim

10. “Everybody strap in. I’m about to open some f…ing windows!” – Neville Flynn

Memorable Snakes on a Plane Quotes

You are sure to remember these lines from the movie!

11. “Sir, are you telling me that your only real flight time is at the controls of a video game?” – Emmett Bradley

12. “Enough is enough. I have had it with these f…ing snakes on this f…ing plane.” – Neville Flynn

13. “What kind of insane plan is that? He can’t possibly guarantee that the snakes are gonna get to Sean.” – Hank Harris

14. “Well, I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways ’cause my a.. is coming in for a landing.” – Troy

15. “I was hoping you’d be the sky candy on this flight. You’re looking especially delicious this evening.” – Rick

16. “Everybody, listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!” – Neville Flynn

17. “You don’t think I know it’s hotter than hell in here? We also have abnormal vibrations in engines one and two.” – Rick

18. “Bring in Eddie Kim. Charge him with multiple accounts of murder and attempted murder and get that piece-of-sh*t attorney on the phone.” – Hank Harris

19. This is your new pilot Troy speaking and sitting next to me is my main man, my brother from another mother, the biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn.” – Troy

20. “So my job is to keep LAX informed on how totally screwed we are, and then find some way to keep this mother in the sky another two hours. Figure that out.” – Rick

Does the Trial Witness Make it Out Alive?

Before the snakes were released, the passengers’ leis were sprayed with a pheromone to make the snakes aggressive.

Once the snakes are released, many passengers and crew members are killed, but Agent Neville Flynn finds ways to keep trial witness Sean alive.

After fighting the snakes for most of the flight, the passengers are forced to make an emergency landing, where Agent Flynn saves Sean one final time!

Please share these Snakes on a Plane quotes and sayings with your friends and family that love action movies.

Share your favorite quotes in the comment section below.