The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Quotes from the Award Winning Series

Be inspired to go after your dreams by The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel quotes below.

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel is an American period comedy-drama streaming television series that premiered on March 17, 2017, on Amazon Prime Video. It is created by Amy Sherman-Palladino. The story is set in the late 1950s and early 1960s. It revolves around Miriam “Midge” Maisel, an energetic and sharp girl who had her life mapped out. Midge is also a supportive wife to her husband, who dreams of being a stand-up comedian, but her life turned upside down when he decided to leave her for another woman.

This made Midge reevaluate her life and discover her own comedic skills, which she used to reinvent her life. This series follows Midge’s journey as she pursues a career in the male-dominated profession and transforming from a society matron to a club performer. The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel quotes below will help you find your strength in the most challenging times.

Memorable The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Quotes

1. “Hiroshima was tense. Breakfast was worse.” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

2. “Big room, it’s just more people to fall in love with you.” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

3. “Are you done playing with lipstick? Cuz I got you a gig.” — Susie Myerson

4. “I need a nice trim butt to be attracted to a man.” — Sophie Lennon

5. “You take care of the money. I get money, I spend money.” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

6. “I’m a manager. Nobody cares what the fuck I look like.” — Susie Myerson

7. “Tragedy, comedy, all is one.” — Gavin Hawk

8. Abe: “This has been the longest month of my life.”

Rose: “We’ve been here a week.”

9. “Remember you’re not trying to fix anything. You’re just trying to be heard.” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

10. “Believe me, Manischewitiz is best enjoyed in small quantities.” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

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11. “You made me passionate, and independent, and broke!” — Rose Weinberg

12. “I’m feeling a little blonde right now.” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

13. Midge: “Why, why, why was everybody eating?”

Susie: “At the dinner show? No idea.”

14. “How do these things weigh a thousand tons and stay in the air? It’s against the laws of God and nature and just heaviness.” — Susie Myerson

15. “Books feed me.” — Sophie Lennon

16. “I’m fine by myself. My mantra since I was three.” — Susie Myerson

17. “I haven’t had sex dreams since I converted to Judaism.” — Astrid

18. “You’ll always be my number one.” — Susie Myerson

19. “This is a banjo free zone, guys.” — Abe Weinberg

20. “Because, really, if there’s no loyalty, whats the point of a partnership?” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

Entertaining The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Quotes

21. “I look like an angry building.” — Benjamin

22. “You’ll always be in love with her. You won’t let anything bad happen to her, ever.” — Susie Myerson

23. “She’s like my dirty, sparkly, good fucking fairy.” — Susie Myerson

24. “I got you a shot and you chickened out. You choked.” — Susie Myerson

25. “You’re a star, for now. She’s going to be a goddamn legend.” — Sophie Lennon

26. “The written word can change the world.” — Abe Weinberg

27. “If you’re going to have a voice, you’d better be careful what that voice says.” — Abe Weinberg

28. “Men don’t even have a tampon equivalent. Men suck.” — Susie Myerson

29. “Okay, if there’s one thing a Jewish girl knows, it’s when to see a doctor.” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

30. “I have to sink or swim on my own here.” — Joel Maisel

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31. “Does being a modern woman mean I have to give up being a girl?” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

32. Midge: “I think I’d like being famous.”

Shy: “I think you’re gonna find out.”

33. “A Martini with olives, but the martini’s the important part.” — Rose Weinberg

34. “Oh, now Shy, you never ask a girl ‘How old are you?’ or ‘How much do you weigh?’ or ‘Do you love your ex-husband?’” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

35. “This isn’t civilized people. This is Broadway.” — Susie Myerson

36. “I am very famous and important. ” — Lenny Bruce

37. “Can’t you recognize a complete psychotic break when you see one? ” — Rose Weinberg

38. “If his room’s dirty, imagine how clean the rest of him is.” — Carole Keen

39. “The greatest threat to humanity is ignorance.” — Abe Weinberg

40. “We’re fighting against fascism, not punctuation.” — Abe Weinberg

41. “Does it look like I’m sitting here thinking about some goddamn ass-licking, cock-sucking, dick-whacking lemonade?” — Susie Myerson

42. “I like a nice loose tush.” — Susie Myerson

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43. “I haven’t been anywhere near the beach and I have sand in my ass.” — Susie Myerson

44. “I just want to say I fucking hate Florida.” — Susie Myerson

45. “Eh, to be a big shot, you got to act like a big shot.” — Susie Myerson

46. “You are frivolous and flighty.” — Abe Weinberg

47. Midge: “I am not a prostitute. I’m a comic.”

Rose: “Is there a difference?”

Midge: “Yes, prostitutes get paid more.”

48. “You know, what do leprechauns and guys with big dicks have in common? They’re hard to find and incredibly lucky.” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

49. “How could I be scared of a fucking blazer?” — Susie Myerson

50. “The last time I had to track someone down was to tell Desi Arnaz he gave me the clap.” — Joel Maisel

51. “You’re a star, for now. She’s going to be a goddamn legend.” — Sophie Lennon

52. “I can’t tell if I’m a genius or an idiot.” — Joel Maisel

53. “His dick was so big, it wasn’t a dick at all. It was a Richard.” — Miriam “Midge” Maisel

54. “You sound fat in your albums.” — Susie Myerson

55. “Life is basically an all-you-can-eat shit show.” — Jackie

This series received critical acclaim, which led it to be picked up by Amazon Studios. The show also won many awards, including the Best Television Series, Outstanding Comedy Series, Outstanding Directing and Outstanding Writing. The story’s theme is daring for its timeline as it tackles the marital separation and career of a single mother.

The message about self-actualization that comes with finding your own voice and having the means to share it at the same time makes it close to our real lives. Throughout history, women have had a hard time sharing their voices and making them heard. Let The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel quotes above guide you to find your voice and passion.