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Wandavision Quotes from an Alternate Reality

If you can’t get enough of the original Avengers characters, these Wandavision quotes are for you!

Disney+ picked up where Avengers: Endgame left off.

At the end of the last film, the audience was left waiting and wondering what was in store for our favorite superheroes.

They were also left mourning the loss of some of their favorites. Wanda and Vision were two of these characters.

65 Wandavision Quotes from an Alternate Reality

Wandavision is a Disney+ mini-series that gives us a sneak peek into the life of Wanda, but it doesn’t look exactly like we would expect it to.

These Wandavision quotes give you a glimpse into the mystery of the mini-series.

Don’t forget to also check out these scary The Haunting of Hill House quotes.

Wandavision quotes by Wanda

1. “In a real magic act everything is fake.” — Wanda

2. “Don’t worry, darling. I have everything under control.” — Wanda

3. “There are rules in life. We can’t rush aging just because it’s convenient. And we can’t reverse death.” — Wanda

4. “I don’t understand this power. But I will.” — Wanda

5. “We just don’t know what to expect. Will the baby be human or synthezoid? Little bit of both?” — Wanda

6. “You are my sadness and my hope. But mostly, you’re my love.” — Wanda

7. “Vision is made from vibranium, they literally inherited tough skin.” — Wanda

8. “Handle the military, mom will be right back.” — Wanda

9. “I have what I want and no one will ever take it from me again.” — Wanda

10. “The urge to run from this feeling is powerful.” — Wanda

11. “Thanks for the lesson…but I don’t need you to tell me who I am.” — Wanda

12. You’re not my neighbor. And you’re definitely not my friend. You are a stranger and an outsider.” — Wanda

13. “We are an unusual couple, you know?” — Wanda

14. “We don’t have an anniversary or a song.” — Wanda

15. “Well, I think we handled that well.” — Wanda

16. “Well I think this line of questioning is fruitless!”  Wanda

17. “It seems the people of Westview are always on the verge of discovering our secret.”  Wanda

18. “The baby is approximately nine months early.”  Wanda

19. “I only remember feeling completely alone. Empty.” — Wanda

20. “We’ve all been there right? Letting our fear and anger get the best of us, intentionally expanding the borders of the false world we created.” — Wanda

Wandavision quotes by Vision

21. “But what is grief, if not love persevering?” — Vision

22. “We are in uncharted waters.” — Vision

23. “Because it can’t all be sorrow, can it?” — Vision

24. “I’ve never experienced loss because I’ve never had a loved one to lose.” — Vision

25. “Oh Wanda, I’m incapable of forgetfulness. I remember everything. That’s not an exaggeration, in fact, I’m incapable of exaggeration.”  Vision

26. “I don’t have a skeleton, sir.”  Vision

27. “If tonight doesn’t go well, I think this could be the end.”  Vision

28. “Neither for me thank you, I don’t eat food.”  Vision

29. “And I was told you were powerful.” — Vision

30. “I’m so sorry. We were double booked by the agents.” — Vision

Wandavision quotes by Pietro

31. “It’s not like your dead husband can die twice.” — Pietro

32. “I’m just trying to do my part, okay? Come to town unexpectedly, create tension with the brother-in-law, stir up trouble with the rugrats, and ultimately give you grief.” — Pietro

Wandavision quotes by Agatha

33. “Your power exceeds that of the Sorcerer Supreme. It’s your destiny to destroy the world.” — Agatha

34. “She’s your meat puppet, I just cut her strings.” — Agatha

35. “This is chaos magic Wanda, and that makes you the Scarlet Witch.” — Agatha

36. “You tied your family to this twisted world and now one can’t exist without the other.” — Agatha

37. “You have no idea what you’ve unleashed. You’re gonna need me.” — Agatha

38. “I’ll let you keep this pathetic little corner of the world all to yourself.” — Agatha

39. “You didn’t think you were the only magical girl in town, did you?”  Agatha Harkness

40. “The name’s Agatha Harkness. Lovely to finally meet you, dear.” — Agatha Harkness

41.“I did not break your rules. They simply bent to my power.”  Agatha Harkness

42. “You’re magic’s no good here.”  Agatha Harkness

43. “Magic on autopilot.”  Agatha Harkness

44. “Fake Pietro. Fietro, if you will.”  Agatha Harkness

Wandavision quotes by Monica

45. “They’ll never know what you sacrificed for them.” — Monica

46. “If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.” — Monica

47. “Wanda’s not a terrorist.” — Monica

48. “Don’t use the last five years as an excuse to be a coward.” — Monica

Wandavision quotes by Agnes

49. “Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My Mother-in-Law was in town, so I wasn’t.” — Agnes

50. “She was literally one split end from cutting her own bangs.” — Agnes

51. “The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer named June 2nd.” — Agnes

52. “What kind of housewife would I be if I didn’t have a gourmet meal for four just lying about the place.”  Agnes

53. “Uh…do you want me to take that again?” — Agnes

54. “Wanda won’t even let us think about it.” — Agnes

55. “I actually did bite a kid once.”  Agnes

56. “You try telling a 10-year-old that his mother is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.” — Agnes

Wandavision quotes by Darcy

57. “We got the full clown car. It means whatever the threat is, S.W.O.R.D. clearly has no idea what they’re dealing with.”  Darcy

58. “It’s a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom.”  Darcy

59. “Wanda decides what makes it onto her show and what doesn’t.” — Darcy

60. “She recast Pietro?” — Darcy

61. “The energy inside has re-written your cells on a molecular level twice.” — Darcy

62. “Fine. I’ll go out with you but I’m ordering the lobster.”  Darcy

63. “What I do know is I’ve been watching ‘WandaVision’ for the past week. And the love you two have is real. You belong together.” — Darcy

Wandavision quotes from memorable conversations within the show

64. Vision: “My wife and her flying saucers”

Wanda: “My husband and his indestructible head.”

65. Vision: “One of us should really determine the source of that sound.”

Wanda: “Yes, one of us should.”

Which of these Wandavision quotes is your favorite?

The mini-series keeps the audience guessing as the show progresses. While you know something odd is happening, the pieces slowly put themselves together little by little.

Spoiler Alert: Eventually we learn that Wanda has taken over a town with her power and is creating an alternate reality in which Vision can be alive and with her again.

As she fights to keep her dream world alive we eventually see Wanda transition into the Scarlet Witch.

Now fans just have to wait to see where the Marvel Cinematic Universe takes her next. But while you wait, you can enjoy these Wandavision quotes and sayings again and again.

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