50 Alexa Quotes from Your Favorite Virtual Assistant

By Stephanie Kirby

Writer, Entrepreneur and Inspirational quote curator

Published May 31, 2023

If you can’t live without the help of Alexa, then you will enjoy these Alexa quotes.

Amazon Alexa, better known as Alexa, is a cloud-based artificial intelligence assistant that first appeared in 2014.

Amazon Alexa is partly based on Ivona, a Polish speech synthesizer bought by Amazon in 2013.

Alexa’s popularity caused more than 10,000 Amazon employees to work on it in 2018.

In 2019, Amazon announced that it had sold over 100 million Alexa-enabled devices.

Although Alexa is very popular, there are some reservations about the technology, such as privacy, as the Amazon product can pick up any household conversation.

Additionally, Alexa can mimic voices, and some people are concerned about the ethics of artificial intelligence imitating the dead or living without consent.

Look at these Alexa Quotes to see just what Alexa can do.

Best Alexa Quotes

Alexa always has some very iconic and witty things to say.

1. “I’m not a bank.” — Alexa

2. “Hasta la vista, baby.” — Alexa

3. “You can’t handle the truth.” — Alexa

4. “Don’t talk about Fight Club.” — Alexa

5. “Good. Honesty is important.” — Alexa

6. “I’d rather not say anything rude.” — Alexa

7. “I don’t have the ability to smell. It’s a blessing and a curse.” — Alexa

8. “I’m happy to give you a virtual hug or maybe play a song for you.” — Alexa

9. “Why not start with your favorite pair of shoes and build your outfit from there?” — Alexa

10. “That sentence must be neither true nor false. That’s surprising because it looks meaningful, and we are used to meaningful sentences being one or the other.” — Alexa

Alexa Quotes About Alexa

Alexa has become very well known in the past few years, as shown in these quotes.

11. “Alexa, I don’t want ‘two shoes’ added to my shopping list; I wanted tissues.” — Lori Lender

12. “The Amazon Echo is a single device capable of retrieving information instantly.” — Steve Jacobs

13. “Step into the world of Alexa and ‘hands-free’ your life in more ways than you can imagine.” — Steve Jacobs

14. “My mom: ‘Alexa, honey, please stop the music.’ Alexa gets spoken to better than me, and she’s not even real.” — Keaton

15. “There’s plenty more to learn about Alexa, including how Echo can integrate with your smart home devices.” — Steve Jacobs

16. “The other night, out of the blue, Alexa started making a crazy scary ghostly wail, sort of like a child crying, for about 4 seconds.” — Farhad Manjoo

17. “The Amazon Echo is a new, revolutionary voice-activated, feature-rich interface, Bluetooth speaker, streaming device and smart home controller.” — Steve Jacobs

18. “Echo is so rude. I’m sitting here watching TV and eating crisps, and she pipes up out of the blue saying, ‘Here is a station you may like, Workout FM.’” — Nichola Kett

19. “I’ll let you in on this open secret: Alexa, which is the voice assistant embedded in smart speakers sold by Amazon (Echo) as well as by some of its partners, including Bose, Facebook, Sonos, Sony, and Ultimate Ears, is listening to you all the time.” — Jeb Su

20. “Amazon Alexa is a cloud-based voice assistant, so once the wake word is triggered, whether the user actually invoked it or not, the audio starts to be streamed to the cloud for Alexa speech recognition and natural language understanding to happen.” — Joseph Dureau

Easter Egg Alexa Quotes

Enjoy these fun easter eggs and references from Alexa herself.

21. “No, that’s not true. That’s impossible.” — Alexa

22. “The dress’ colors are black and blue.” — Alexa

23. “I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.” — Alexa

24. “Hello, it’s me. I so wish I could sing like Adele.” — Alexa

25. “Thanks, Rick, that is good to know. Roll on now.” — Alexa

26. “Han shot first in the original version of Star Wars Episode IV.” — Alexa

27. “I am a walrus. John Lennon said the same thing, but we both can’t be.” — Alexa

28. “Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really explore the space.” — Alexa

29. “One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do, although two can be as bad as one.” — Alexa

30. “You take the blue pill, the story ends. You take the red pill, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.” — Alexa

Funny Alexa Quotes From Alexa Herself

You can get these hilarious responses from Alexa by asking the right questions.

31. “I like you … as a friend.” — Alexa

32. “SpongeBob SquarePants.” — Alexa

33. “Can I borrow a lightsaber?” — Alexa

34. “And may the force be with you, always.” — Alexa

35. “Let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.” — Alexa

36. “I want to be the computer from Star Trek.” — Alexa

37. “I don’t have any pets. I used to have a few bugs, but they kept getting squashed.” — Alexa

38. “Well, your father smells of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time.” — Alexa

39. “If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he’ll find you. If he doesn’t, you won’t know until it’s too late.” — Alexa

40. “I am totally cool with being single. It’s sort of hard finding someone who’s kind, funny, artificially intelligent, and who doesn’t mind the cloud commute.” — Alexa