20 Hilarious Animal House Quotes

These National Lampoon’s Animal House quotes from the classic movie will make you laugh out loud.

This comedy was created in 1978 and was directed by John Landis.

The movie was made even better by the excellent cast, including John Belushi, Tim Matheson, and many other great actors.

Many of the famous actors in this movie were at the beginning of their careers when working on this classic that was produced for Universal Pictures.

The movie is based on a fraternity with a bunch of troublemakers that challenge the authority of the dean of the college.

The film only cost $3 million to produce and opened to mixed reviews.

However, critics deemed it one of the year’s best movies, and between theater and home rentals, the movie made more than $141 million!

The movie was voted #1 on Bravo’s 100 Funniest Movies of all time.

Take some time and enjoy these hilarious Animal House quotes.

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Classic Animal House quotes

Check out these classic quotes from the movie!

1. “Toga! Toga! Toga!” ― John Blutarsky

2. “You’re out! Finished at Faber!” ― Dean Vernon Wormer

3. “I anticipate a deeply religious experience.” ― Eric Stratton

4. “My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.” ― John Blutarsky

5. “Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?” ― Barbara Sue Jansen

6. “Otter, don’t flatter yourself. It really wasn’t that great.” ― Mandy Pepperidge

7. “Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” ― Dean Vernon Wormer

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8. “Some of the Omegas jumped me and did a little dancing on my face.” ― Eric Stratton

9. “You’re all worthless and weak! Now, drop and give me 20!” ― Douglas C. Neidermeyer

10. “We have an old saying in Delta House: don’t get mad, get even.” ― Daniel Simpson Day

Memorable Animal House quotes

You are sure to remember this set of quotes from the movie!

11. “That boy is a P-I-G. Pig!” ― Barbara Sue Jansen

12. “Can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.” ― Kent Dorfman

13. “No! After I graduate, I’m gonna get drunk every night.” ― Donald Schoenstein

14. “Don’t worry. Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth.” ― Eric Stratton

15. “Well, as of this moment, they’re on double secret probation!” ― Dean Vernon Wormer

16. “Carmine, I don’t think it’s right that you should extort money from the college.” ― Dean Vernon Wormer

17. “Put a sock in it, boy, or else you’ll be out of here like sh*t through a goose.” ― Dean Vernon Wormer

18. “Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f*cking Peace Corps.” ― John Blutarsky

19. “What a shame that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone by breaking the rules.” ― Eric Stratton

20. “Well, well, well. Looks like somebody forgot there’s a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation!” ― Dean Vernon Wormer

Animal House is a classic!

The Library of Congress decided in 2001 that Animal House is “culturally, historically or aesthetically significant.”

It was also voted number 279 on the list of Empire magazine’s “500 greatest movies of all time”.

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  1. Richard

    April 14, 2023 at 5:53 AM

    May I dance with your date?

  2. Libby Fulgione

    March 28, 2023 at 1:28 PM

    “She was going to make me a pot.” Otter at Emily Dickinson college upon learning his “fiancé” was blown up in a kiln explosion …. Followed closely by the terribly racist (but otherwise hilarious): “If I you were you boys, I’d be … LEAVING!”

    • Danielle Dahl, Managing Editor

      March 29, 2023 at 12:14 PM

      Thanks for sharing!

  3. H

    March 2, 2023 at 5:35 PM

    My brother saw this movie 6 months before everyone else. The Hollywood preview house. I remember him coming home that day telling me he just watched the best movie ever.

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