40 Daffy Duck Quotes from a Looney Tunes Favorite

If you grew up with the Looney Tunes, you’ll enjoy these Daffy Duck quotes.

While Mickey Mouse started out the iconic cartoon characters list, when the 1930s rolled around, people were ready for some new characters to connect with and enjoy. Daffy Duck was one of those characters who showed up to meet the need. He was a fan favorite and became one of the top three Looney Tunes characters.

While Daffy has changed throughout the decades, his voice and black feathers with white neck rings have always remained the same. In fact, his voice was recorded by Mel Blanc for over 50 years. Enjoy the words of Daffy Duck.

Don’t forget to also check out these Mickey Mouse quotes from everyone’s favorite mouse.

Famous Daffy Duck quotes and sayings about himself

1. “Ha! Pronoun problems. It’s not ‘shoot you, shoot you’, it’s ‘shoot me, shoot me’. So, go ahead, shoot me, shoot me!” “You’re Despicable.” – Daffy Duck

2. “Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!” – Daffy Duck

3. “If he’s a duck, then I’m a dirty skunk! Blam!” – Daffy Duck

4. “I can’t help it, I’m a greedy slob.” – Daffy Duck

5. “Don’t let it worry ya, Skipper. I’m just a crazy, darn fool duck.” – Daffy Duck

6. “I’m so crazy I don’t know this isn’t possible.” – Daffy Duck

7. “Don’t shush me! I’ll make all the noise I wanna!” – Daffy Duck

8. “Gee! Thanks, chum. How’d ya know I like lollipops?” – Daffy Duck

9. “I am a duck bent on self-preservation.” – Daffy Duck

10. “I may be a craven little coward, but I’m a greedy craven little coward.” – Daffy Duck

11. “I think you’re pretty tough, don’t I?!” – Daffy Duck

12. “Obviously I’m dealing with inferior mentalities.” – Daffy Duck

13. “Yes, it had to be me! Poor me! It couldn’t be him! It couldn’t be you! It had to be me!” – Daffy Duck

14. “I would like to introduce myself: Drip-Along Daffy’s the name!” – Daffy Duck

15. “Oh brother, I’m a buzzboy!” – Daffy Duck

Funny Daffy Duck quotes about feelings and emotions

16. “Help me, please. I’m too moist and tender to retire.” – Daffy Duck

17. “Ha Ha, it is to laugh.” – Daffy Duck

18. “I can’t stand pain, it hurts me!” – Daffy Duck

19. “I’m not crazy, I just don’t give a darn!” – Daffy Duck

20. “Gad! This comic’s a real page-turner. It’s thlopping over with gripping suspense.” – Daffy Duck

21. “I’m allergic to pain, save me!” – Daffy Duck

22. “Silence is Foo!” – Daffy Duck

23. “When they call me nutsy, that sure gives me a pain.” – Daffy Duck

More Daffy Duck quotes and catchphrases

24. “Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I’m rich.” – Daffy Duck

25. “I’ll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob. That will prove I’m Robin Hood.” – Daffy Duck

26. “It’s supply and demand! They supply the ghost, and I demand the money!” – Daffy Duck

27. “Down here? What are you doing up there? Down Here!” – Daffy Duck

28. “Of course, you realize this means war.” – Daffy Duck

29. “Can you imagine anything so ridiculous as majority rule?” – Daffy Duck

30. “Don’t stir yourself, sir! I’ll muzzle that inebriated canary!” – Daffy Duck

31. “I’m rich! I’m a happy miser!” – Daffy Duck

32. “Oh, ooh, I’m just shivering to destruction.” – Daffy Duck

33. “Only a dirty rat would do that, or a dirty duck! So that’s the way he wants to play?” – Daffy Duck

34. “There’s going to be a sneak preview, and the sneaks aren’t going to like it!” – Daffy Duck

35. “You have insulted me! We meet on the field of onion!” – Daffy Duck

36. “Duck hunters is da cwaziest peoples!” – Daffy Duck

37. “Don’t beat me massah! Don’t whip dis poor ol’ body! No!” – Daffy Duck

38. “It’s getting so you have to kill yourself to sell a story around here!” – Daffy Duck

39. “You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose!” – Daffy Duck

40. “Wait! I haven’t tried toadying, kowtowing, and butt-kissing yet! I’m still begging here!” – Daffy Duck

Which of these Daffy Duck Quotes is your favorite?

It’s easy to fall into the routine of taking life too seriously. The previous year has seemed to be full of one obstacle after another. And it’s easy to watch the news and let the pressure and the drama get to you. That’s why it’s a good idea to give yourself some time to escape into something simpler from the past, like good old-fashioned cartoons.

Daffy Duck and the Looney Tunes gang are iconic characters that entertained adults and children alike for decades. Allow yourself some moments to relive your childhood and lose yourself in the silliness of these old cartoons.

Did you enjoy reading these Daffy Duck quotes and lines? Which of the quotes is your favorite? Let us know in the comment section below.