Need a little dose of your favorite characters? These Gilmore Girls quotes will help.
If you’re a huge fan of the show Gilmore Girls, you don’t need any type of explanation. Feel free to jump right into some of your favorite quotes.
Gilmore Girls is a comedy-drama that ran in the early 2000s. There were seven seasons, but fans would have loved for the show to never end.
It’s about a single mom and her daughter. It covers real-life topics. But what people love about it is the quick-witted and snarky humor that it offers.
The two main characters are quick talkers and full of great lines as you’ll see in these Gilmore Girls quotes.
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Gilmore Girls quotes by Rory
1. “I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and I don’t care who knows it!” – Rory
2. “I just take a book with me everywhere. It’s a habit.” – Rory
3. “One of those moments that everything is so perfect and so wonderful that you almost feel sad because nothing can ever be this good again.” – Rory
4. “Nothing excites me before 11:00.” – Rory
5. “My sock drawer could be a better mother than Courtney Love.” – Rory
6. “I need that outfit. it gives me confidence.” – Rory
7. “Well, that’s better than a bun in your oven.” – Rory
8. “I live in two worlds, one is a world of books.” – Rory
9. “I’m going to a serious school now, I need serious paper.” – Rory
10. “Because I love you, you idiot!!” – Rory
11. “I’m gonna have to quit drinking coffee. And I love coffee. I really love coffee.” – Rory
12. “Every relationship is just a big honking leap of faith.” – Rory
13. “I feel like this is my time to be rootless and just see where life takes me, and travel wherever there’s a story to write.” – Rory
14. “Oh, I found that if I focus too much on one subject, I start to get a little punchy.” – Rory
15. “You never socialized me properly, I should hate you right now. Do something to make me hate you.” – Rory
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Gilmore Girls quotes by Lorelai
16. “Life’s been pretty good to you. It was your turn for a few curveballs. Peeks and valley’s, kid.” – Lorelai
17. “Well, you know my babbling capabilities are infinite.” – Lorelai
18. “When I have made one zillion dollars from my rocket gum invention you will eat those words! Or rather you will chew those words and blow a bubble with them.” – Lorelai
19. “I thought I knew exactly what I wanted, where I was going, what I was doing and why I was going. But lately, things seem hazier.” – Lorelai
20. “There’s plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.” – Lorelai
21. “Hey, I have a New Year’s resolution for you: Become more cynical and self-absorbed.” – Lorelai
22. “I can be flexible, as long as everything is exactly the way I want it.” – Lorelai
23. “He’s like a superhero, but his power is that you can’t remember him no matter how much time you spend with him. Kind of like every Marvel movie ever.” – Lorelai
24. “Reality has no place in our world.” – Lorelai
25. “I need caffeine. Whatever form you’ve got, I haven’t had any all day. I’ll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it, whatever form it’s in, gimme.” – Lorelai
26. “I don’t like problems. I avoid them when I can and I don’t like people pointing them out to me.” – Lorelai
27. “There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous creme pies you can just smash in somebody’s face. But this is definitely one of them.” – Lorelai
28. “If you’re going to throw your life away, he’d better have a motorcycle.” – Lorelai
29. “I love pudding, I worship it. I have a bowl up on the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.” – Lorelai
30. “It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with until we drop dead. Not a lot to ask!” – Lorelai
Gilmore Girls quotes by Paris
31. “We’re not trying hard enough. We came here to do spring break, and we are going to do spring break.” – Paris
32. “I want to live my life so I can read an in-depth biography about myself in later years.” – Paris
33. “And, no company has a higher approval rating. Did you check Yelp?” – Paris
34. “Well, the worst that can happen is that I spend some time in your town and suddenly have an urge to enter a piet in the county fair.” – Paris
35. “You offer nothing to women or the world in general.” – Paris
36. “No man is an island, but this woman is.” – Paris
37. “I can scare the stupid out of you, but the lazy runs deep.” – Paris
38. “No, it’s national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot!” – Paris
39. “I already wrote his name in my revenge notebook.” – Paris
More Gilmore Girls quotes
40. “I’m so exhausted with incompetent people, I don’t know what to do anymore.” – Emily Gilmore
41. ”People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to any more of them.”
42. “Breathe in, folks. Smells like fall.” – Taylor Doose
43. “One bag of coffee per cup of water, right?” – Christopher
44. “This adult stuff is hard, isn’t it?” – Lane
45. “I want to get the healthy glow of someone who consistently goes to the gym without actually having to go, of course.” – Kirk Gleason
46. “Think how dull your life would be without me.” – Jess Mariano
47. “I’m fine. I’m great. It’s a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me.” – Luke Danes
48. “I want to be good, life’s just not letting me.” – Jess Mariano
49. “It’s times like these that you realize what is truly important in your life.” – Miss Patty
50. “Gnome-kicking says a lot about a man’s character.” – Babbette Dell
Did you enjoy these Gilmore Girls quotes?
If you were a fan of the show when it was first airing, these Gilmore Girls quotes probably have you ready to binge the show again. If you’ve never watched it before you might be finding yourself somewhat intrigued by the lines above.
People have found that the show is something that people from multiple generations can connect with and enjoy. Lorelai and her daughter Rory interact more like friends than in your typical mother-daughter relationship.
If you have a little downtime and need something to do, start at the beginning with Season 1 and work your way through the show getting to know and enjoy the characters as you go.
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December 28, 2020 7:00 AM EST