25 Caddyshack Quotes From the Hilarious Sports Comedy

Laugh along with Ty, Al, and the gang through the Caddyshack quotes below. 

In 1980, Caddyshack brought gut-busting comedy to one of the most unlikely places: the golf course.

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What are the benefits of reading these Caddyshack quotes?

You can learn several life lessons from the movie (as you will see in the quotes) like:

  • ignoring the distractions of life
  • don’t take yourself too seriously
  • measure your progress against yourself and not others
  • you can achieve anything you want if you put in the work

The film was shot on location at the Rolling Hills Country Club in Davie, Florida, and follows a young caddie (Danny Noonan) as he works at a country club to earn enough money for college.

Released in 1980, the film’s ensemble cast includes Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Bill Murray, and Cindy Morgan.

It was written by Brian Doyle-Murray, Harold Ramis, and Douglas Kenney and was directed by Ramis.

The characters in Caddyshack are all memorable and iconic, and their interactions with each other are what make the film so enjoyable to watch.

Although met with an underwhelming response at the film’s initial release, the movie has since gathered a cult following.

Now, it’s often regarded as one of the funniest sports comedy movies of all time. 

It is filled with classic one-liners, silly gags, and witty jokes that are just as funny today as they were when the film was first released.

Check out the film’s funniest moments through the quotes below!

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Caddyshack quotes from Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) 

1. “No one likes a tattletale, Danny… except, of course, me.” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase)

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2. “We have a pool and a pond.  A pond would be good for you.” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase)

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3. “Thank you very little.” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) 

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4. “You’re rather attractive, for a beautiful girl with a great body.” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) 

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5. “You take drugs, Danny?” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) 

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6. “Remember Danny – Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) 

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7. “The shortest distance between two points is a straight line in the complete and opposite direction.” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) 

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8. “Don’t be obsessed with your desires, Danny.” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) 

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9. “I’m going to give you a little advice. There’s a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) 

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10. “Don’t sell yourself, short Judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) 

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11. “Danny, see your future. Be your future.” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) 

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12. “Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You’re not being the ball, Danny.” – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) 

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Caddyshack quotes from Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

13. “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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14. “He called me a baboon, he thinks I’m his wife.” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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15. “Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball.” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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16. “Let’s go, while we’re young!” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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17. “Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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18. “With the market these days if you own anything but land you own a popcorn farm.” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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19. “Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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20. “Country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate!” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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21. “Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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22. “Hey, Smails! My dinghy’s bigger than your whole boat!” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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23. “The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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24. “Are you kiddin’? When I was your age, I would lug fifty pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs!” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

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25. “A member? You think I actually want to join this scumatorium? The only reason I’m here is because I might buy it!” – Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 

Caddyshack quotes for fans of the comedy

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How do you find humor in everyday life? 

When you think of golf, comedy isn’t the first thing that comes to mind.

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Caddyshack lightened the tension of golf in a way that had rarely been done before.

Without Caddyshack leading the way, sports comedy movies such as Happy GilmoreDodgeball: A True Underdog Story, and Major League, may never have come to fruition. 

One of my favorite things about comedy movies is that they always point to the bright side of a situation.

After the credits roll, I’m usually in a happier, more optimistic mood than when I started the film. 

Which of these Caddyshack quotes and lines is your favorite?

What film should we feature next?

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  1. Susan Prieto

    October 24, 2022 at 1:41 AM

    You know a movie has imprinted on your soul when you watch it and the person next to you quotes lines INCORRECTLY and you just can’t help CORRECTING them! My favorite Lacy Underall line? “Who’s your interior decorator? Beni Hana?!” Rodney Dangerfield? “Hey, Wang! What’s with the pictures ? It’s a parking lot!” And “Hey, Wang I think this place is restricted so don’t tell them you are Jewish, ok? fine!” Thanks to Harold Ramis and all that made this movie because it is my “GO TO” movie when I NEED to laugh!

  2. Susan Prieto

    October 24, 2022 at 1:33 AM

    What about Dr Beepers lines? “Hey save me a toke!””Well, just snake a tube down her nose”. When Danny comes to the dock for Smails boat launch and the girl sitting at the table says “Who are you? Dick Cavett?!” You look like a scotch ad!” But my all favorites are the Havecamps! Playing golf and ball ricochets off a tree almost hitting the caddy and his wife’s hitting her ball and he says “That’s a peach hon.” At Smails house”That must be the tea!” The ultimate line was when Smails tells Porterhouse to polish his shoes. After hearing the joke Smails asks the Reverend if he’s heard, Porterhouse mumbles I der his breath, “Colored Boy?! Why you son of a bitch I’ll show you!” and proceeds to burn up Smails golf shoes (start smoking)! I was a movie theater assistant manager when this movie debuted and had 20 something age employees who ALL HAD EVERY LINE MEMORIZED IN ONLY 2 or 3 days! They never talked “normal” to each other, or to me , afterwards!

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