25 Jennifer’s Body Quotes from the Horror Comedy

Fans of Horror Comedies will love these Jennifer’s Body Quotes.

Jennifer’s Body is a movie that was released in 2009 as a horror comedy written by Diablo Cody.

Karyn Kusama directed the movie, which starred Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried, Johnny Simmons, J.K. Simmons, and other talented actors.

The movie’s plot follows high schoolers Anita “Needy” Lesnicki and her best friend Jennifer, who is demonically possessed.

Jenniftriesing to kill all her male classmates while her best friend Anita tries to stop her.

When Anita confronts Jennifer, she learns that she was possessed during a ritual performed by the band Low Shoulder.

The movie was met with mediocre reviews from critics.

Still, it grossed over $31 million at the box office against a $16 million budget.

Check out these Jennifer’s Body quotes to learn more about the horror comedy movie.

Best Jennifer’s Body Quotes

Here are some fan-favorite lines from the film.

1. “You’re killing people!” — Needy

2. “I am not J.K. Rowling.” — Jennifer

3. “Hell is a teenage girl.” — Jennifer

4. “I’m not even that drunk.” — Jennifer

5. “I thought you only murdered boys.” — Needy

6. “That is the cheesiest thing I’ve ever heard.” — Needy

7. “I never pegged you for the kiss-and-tell type.” — Needy

8. “You’re crossfaded. You smoked a ton of pot.” — Needy

9. “Yeah, it is. I should have been there to protect you.” — Chip

10. “You can take the girl out of Devil’s Kettle, but you can’t take the Devil’s Kettle out of the girl.” — Needy

11. “Sandbox love is never having to say you’re sorry you shoved mud in someone’s mouth.” — Needy

12. “We’re just gonna go to the show and scare him a little bit, okay? It’s gonna be like taking candy from a baby.” — Needy

Jennifer’s Body Quotes from the Main Character

There’s no one else like Jennifer’s character in the film, as you’ll see in the following quotes.

13. “I can take care of myself.” — Jennifer

14. “You’re such a player hater.” — Jennifer

15. “I am just a little bit of a bitch.” — Jennifer

16. “It smells like Thai food in here.” — Jennifer

17. “I will finish eating your entrails!” — Jennifer

18. “You give it up, or I’ll take it from you.” — Jennifer

19. “I thought you said you were a nice guy.” — Jennifer

20. “I’m actually really smart. I just do dumb shit.” — Jennifer

21. “No, I’m the type who will cut out your tongue.” — Jennifer

22. “You’re lime-green jello, and you can’t even admit it to yourself.” — Jennifer

23. “Do you have any idea how hard it is for me to watch you be with someone else?” — Jennifer

24. “I’m not killing people. I’m just… you know, hanging out with them, and then, all of a sudden, they’re dead.” — Jennifer

25. “Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There’s so much competition; everyone sounds the same.” — Jennifer

What Happens to Anita and Jennifer?

Anita learns that the only way she can stop Jennifer is to kill her when she is weak.

Unfortunately, Jennifer kills Anita’s boyfriend before Anita can finally kill Jennifer, and upon killing her, the demon possesses Anita.

Anita en shipped to an asylum before escaping and murdering the band Low Shoulder.

Share these Jennifer’s Body quotes with your horror-loving friends and post any comments about the movie in the comment section below.

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