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Futurama Quotes for Fans of Animated Sci-Fi

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Futurama is an American animated science fiction sitcom aired in 1999. The series centered on the adventures of Philip Fry and his friends: one-eyed Leela and metal robot Bender.

Philip is cryogenically preserved in the 20th century and reawakens in the 30th century to become a delivery boy for an intergalactic delivery company owned by his great-grandnephew, Professor Hubert.

Together with his friends and old nephew, they will become the best delivery company in the galaxy and solve many problems along with their adventures. The series received numerous awards during its run because of its genius scriptwriting and hilarious gags.

Here are some of the most iconic and funniest Futurama quotes to laugh at.

Don’t forget to also check out these Back to the Future quotes from your favorite 80s sci-fi.

Futurama quotes from Bender

1. “Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder.” — Bender

2. “This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!” — Bender

3. “I’m back, baby!” — Bender

4. “I’m so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead!” — Bender

5. “Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV…sitting down with your kids…and hitting them?” — Bender

6. “I hope he didn’t die. Unless he left a note naming me his successor, then I hope he did die.” — Bender

7. “We’re making beer. I’m the brewery!” — Bender

8. “Well, if jacking on will make strangers think I’m cool, I’ll do it.” — Bender

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9. “Hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?” — Bender

10. “Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The ‘X’ makes it sound cool.” — Bender

11. “I got ants in my butt, and I need to strut.” — Bender

12. “Game’s over, losers! I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.” — Bender

13. “My story is a lot like yours, only more interesting cause it involves robots.” — Bender

14. “I don’t remember ever fighting Godzilla… But that is so what I would have done!” — Bender

15. “Bite my shiny metal ass.” — Bender

16. “You know what cheers me up? Other people’s misfortune.” — Bender

17. “You’re a pimple on society’s ass and you’ll never amount to anything!” — Bender

18. “I’m going to go build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!” — Bender

19. “We’ll soon stage an attack on technology worthy of being chronicled in an anthem by Rush!” — Bender

Futurama quotes from Fry

20. “Valentine’s Day is coming? Oh crap – I forgot to get a girlfriend again.” — Fry

21. “Shut up and take my money!” — Fry

22. “My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?” — Fry

23. “They’re like sex, except I’m having them!” — Fry

24. “I never thought it would end this way, gunned down by Santa Claus.” — Fry

25. “When you look this good, you don’t have to know anything!” — Fry

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26. “Ugh, it’s like a party in my mouth & everyone’s throwing up.” — Fry

27. “Did everything just taste purple for a second?” — Fry

28. “Wait, I’m having one of those things. You know a headache with pictures.” — Fry

29. “I don’t know, I don’t want to pay for an extra dimension we’re not going to use.” — Fry

30. “That was the saltiest thing I ever tasted! And I once ate a big heaping bowl of salt!” — Fry

31. “Just don’t make me smell Uranus!” — Fry

32. “In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.” — Fry

Futurama quotes from Leela

33. “You can’t keep boogieing like this. You’ll come down with a fever of some sort.” — Leela

34. “Well, you obviously won’t listen to reason. So, I guess I’ll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you.” — Leela

35. “Wow! I never realized the first astronauts were so fat.” — Leela

36. “Do you think you could be a little less evil than that?” — Leela

37. “You know Zapp, once I thought you were a big pompous buffoon. Then I realized that inside, you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child is a big pompous buffoon!” — Leela

38. “Fry, please try to understand. You’re a man. I’m a woman. We’re just too different.” — Leela

39. “This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror and I’d like it to be a pleasant one.” — Leela

40. “I didn’t realize you were such a coin-a-sewer.” — Leela

41. “Face it, Fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie.” — Leela

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42. “Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the Forbidden Zone?” — Leela

Futurama quotes from Dr. Zoidberg

43. “Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!” — Dr. Zoidberg

44. “Two oil changes for the price of one! Now if I could afford the one, and the car.” — Dr. Zoidberg

45. “Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people.” — Dr. Zoidberg

46. “If rich people think it’s good, I’ll buy it. One art, please!” — Dr. Zoidberg

47. “A fancy dress gala? I’ll wear my formal shell.” — Dr. Zoidberg

48. “I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.” — Dr. Zoidberg

49. “Hooray! I’m a teenage heartthrob again!” — Dr. Zoidberg

50. “Now open your mouth and let’s have a look at that brain.” — Dr. Zoidberg

Which of these Futurama quotes is your favorite?

If you find Futurama hilarious and fun, you’ll probably have a hard time finding someone to disagree with you.

This series has tons of entertainment value, and each episode never gets old. In addition, there are numerous hidden details and easter eggs, which is a hidden treat for fans of the series.

In essence, this series is an interestingly fun workplace sitcom where every character has running jokes that define who they are. Futurama gained a large number of loyal fans, and even now, many people are rewatching and sharing the series with their friends.

If you haven’t already, now is a good time to rewatch this series after you’re done enjoying these Futurama quotes and sayings.

Stephanie Kirby
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