Lost Boys Quotes From The Iconic 80s Film

Feel nostalgic as you read these Lost Boys movie quotes from the iconic 80’s film.

As far as vampire films go, Lost Boys stands alone as one of the most popular. It is a fun film because it does not take itself too seriously, and that makes for some hilarious scenes and memorable characters.

This is a movie that covers every 1980’s motif; teenagers who have to defend their ground against a threat, motorcycle gangs, comic book stores, high school romance and of course, your local chapter of vampires who prey upon the neighborhood. 

Lost Boys may not have won an Academy Award for writing, but there are still some pretty funny and classic quotes in there. Everyone has fantasized about having superpowers, and being a vampire does come with some pretty cool abilities.

These Lost Boys quotes will help you think about what kind of vampire you would be?

Don’t forget to also check out our collection of The Vampire Diaries quotes from the CW’s teen drama.

Lost Boys quotes from Edgar

1. “Good night Bloodsucker!” – Edgar

2. “It turns holy water into holy slaughter!” – Edgar

3. “Where the hell are you from, Krypton?” – Edgar

4. “We are awesome monster bashers.” – Edgar

5. “Vampires have such rotten tempers.” – Edgar

6. “Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch!” – Edgar

7. “Get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart.” – Edgar

8. “I think I should warn you all, when a vampire bites it, it’s never a pretty sight.” – Edgar

9. “You better get yourself a garlic T-shirt buddy, otherwise it’s your funeral.” – Edgar

10. “Listen, just so you know, if you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I’ll stake you without even thinking twice about it!” – Edgar

11. “No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.” – Edgar

12. “This is just a cover; we’re dedicated to a higher purpose. We’re fighters for truth, justice, and the American way.” – Edgar

13. “As a matter of fact, we’re almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall.” – Edgar

14. “We’re on the right trail. Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. Come on.” – Edgar

15. “We’ve been aware of some very serious vampire activity in our town for some time now.” -Edgar

16. “You think you really know what’s happening here, don’t you? – Edgar

17. “Well, I’ll tell you something. You don’t know sh*t buddy.” – Edgar

Lost Boys quotes from Sam

18. “Holy S%*t, Vampire Hotel!” – Sam

19. “Look at your reflection in the mirror.” – Sam

20. “I told you I don’t like horror comics.” – Sam

21. “Death by stereo!” – Sam

22. “I bet you hate garlic, dontcha!” – Sam

23. “Actually, I thought it was a bakery.” – Sam

24. “No, it’s actually a pretty cool place… if you’re a Martian.” – Sam

25. “This time I’ll protect you. Even though you’re a vampire, You’re still my brother.” – Sam

26. “She is one of them, and don’t tell me that doesn’t make her a bad person, Mike.” – Sam

27. “You’re a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You’re a vampire Michael.” – Sam

28. “Wait a second, let me get this straight. You’re telling me we’ve moved to the murder capital of the world?” – Sam

Lost Boys quotes from Alan

29. “We don’t ride with vampires.” – Alan

30. “We unraveled in the face of the enemy!” – Alan

31. “Totally annihilated his night stalking ass.” – Alan

32. “You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh?” – Alan

33. “Think of it as a survivor manual. There’s our number on the back and pray you never need call us.” – Alan

Lost Boys quotes from Grandpa

34. “You got carried away by a comic book?” – Grandpa

35. “There are some bad elements around here.” – Grandpa

36. “One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires.” –Grandpa

37. “If all the corpses buried around here were to stand up at once, we’d have one hell of a population problem.” – Grandpa

38. “Lucy, you’re the only woman I ever knew that did not improve her situation by getting divorced.” – Grandpa

39. “Second shelf is mine. That’s where I keep my root beers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.” – Grandpa

Lost Boys quotes from David

40. “That’s what I love about this place, you ask and then you get.” – David

41. “Initiation is over Michael, time to join the club.” – David

42. “Drink this Michael, become one of us.” – David

43. “You’re eating maggots. How do they taste?” – David

44. “Don’t ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. It renders you powerless.” –David

45. “What, you don’t like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion…people be wrong?” – David

46. “You’ll never grow old, Michael, and you’ll never die. But you must feed!” – David

Lost Boys quotes from Peter

47. “A father can’t murder his own children. That would be in bad taste.” – Peter

Lost Boys quotes from Max

48. “It was all going to be so perfect, Lucy. Just like one big, happy family. Your boys… and my boys.” – Max

49. “No, I like garlic! It’s just a little much! It’s raw garlic.” – Max

Lost Boys quotes from Michael

50. “Look, this isn’t a comic book Sam, these guys are brutal killers.” – Michael

Which of these Lost Boys quotes is your favorite?

This film came out during the era of the two Coreys, that is Corey Haim and Corey Feldman but it also featured future movie veteran Kiefer Sutherland who steals the show playing the vampire leader David.

As a kid I remember thinking it was cool that David is a modern vampire, he does not wear a cowl or sit around playing piano in the dark. David is too hip for that, instead, he rides around on a motorcycle playing practical jokes on people who order take out, parties hard and lives the fast life.

It was great for the audience to see this because it allowed us to reimagine what a vampire might look like if they were walking down the street in one of our neighborhoods. It was always so funny to me that vampires with legit superpowers were defeated by teenage comic book enthusiasts, but as stated earlier, this movie is fun because it does not take itself too seriously.

Did you enjoy these Lost Boys quotes and sayings? Which of the quotes is your favorite? Let us know in the comment section below.