25 Marvin the Martian Quotes from Your Old-School Favorite Extraterrestrial

Marvin the Martian quotes that will take you back to your childhood.

Marvin the Martian is an extraterrestrial created by Warner Bros’ Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies cartoons.

First appearing in a Bugs Bunny cartoon in 1948, Marvin the Martian went on to have a long career as mostly an unsuccessful villain.

Marvin is not physically intimidating, we usually see him as a small alien dressed in a helmet and a skirt.

He looks like an ant creature dressed in an old Roman soldier’s uniform with basketball shoes.

Marvin the Martian is not meant to scare people, being in a kid’s cartoon.

He was created as a non-threatening extraterrestrial, even though he was trying to take over the planet.

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Marvin The Martian quotes about society and technology

1. “Go to that mischievous corner!” ― Marvin The Martian

2. “You cannot call me a skirt, jack-ass.” ― Marvin The Martian

3. “Eat and drink to your fullest and be Martian!” ― Marvin The Martian

4. “The government despises any kind of competition.” ― Marvin The Martian

5. “Do not interrupt my chain of thought. I’m a busy martian.” ― Marvin The Martian

6. “Oh, goodie! My Illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.” ― Marvin The Martian

7. “The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds.” ― Marvin The Martian

8. “I’m just about to solve the Earth’s fuel problem. I’m going to blow it up!” ― Marvin The Martian

9. “Oh, drat these computers. They’re so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them.” ― Marvin The Martian

10. “However, there is no creature from the earth who will be polluting my environment.” ― Marvin The Martian

11. “I hate to be the bearer of bad news, your airness, but if you don’t find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game.” ― Marvin The Martian

12. “It will be possible for you to get my P36 explosive space modulator after drying it from my fingers which are cold and dead.” ― Marvin The Martian

13. “In case you do not like the Facebook postings of mine, then do not look. The page is mine and the Internet bill is paid by me only.” ― Marvin The Martian

14. “Hello, where the hell am I? it does not matter where I am at present, I have no preference for it and am going to leave the place for good.” ― Marvin The Martian

Marvin The Martian quotes about perception and common beliefs

15. “A mission? I’m all for a-tingle!” ― Marvin The Martian

16. “I require some more sleep coffee.” ― Marvin The Martian

17. “Earthlings have no sense of direction!” ― Marvin The Martian

18. “Oh, dear. Now I suppose I will have to use force.” ― Marvin The Martian

19. “The sun has not risen yet. No wonder I am feeling so sleepy.” ― Marvin The Martian

20. “Something helps to inform me that it was better for me to stand in bed.” ― Marvin The Martian

21. “Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!” ― Marvin The Martian

22. “No one except we two lovely and unfathomable souls against this foul world. So, at what time should we attack?” ― Marvin The Martian

23. “I think man is the most interesting insect on Earth. Don’t you? There is a growing tendency to think of man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd.” ― Marvin The Martian

24. “You know whenever you watch something ahead of you that appears to be incredible, you have the propensity of touching it to verify whether it is real or not. I am in the habit of doing the same thing while talking to foolish people.” ― Marvin The Martian

Marvin The Martian quotes about beauty and appreciation

25. “You’re on Mars. Isn’t that lovely?” ― Marvin The Martian

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Which of these Marvin The Martian quotes is your favorite?

Marvin the Martian is often seen with his dog, K-9, when he is trying to come up with plans to take over the earth.

When he does speak, he does so in a soft nasally voice and often babbles on about this or that.

Although Marvin the Martian has been trying to destroy the earth for over two millennia, his plans are always foiled, usually by Bugs Bunny.

As portrayed by his appearance, Marvin the Martian was not meant to be threatening or taken too seriously.

In fact, the reason he gives for trying to destroy earth is because earth blocks his view of Venus.

Marvin the Martian will go down as a beloved Looney Tunes character and if you are ever in the mood for some clean nostalgic fun, look him up.

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