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Iconic Vine Quotes to Make You LOL

From 2013 to 2017, the social media platform Vine owned the internet.

Below are forty vine quotes that showcase some of the most hilarious moments from the short-lived site.

What’s your favorite vine? 

The popularity of Vine revolutionized the way that internet users create and consume digital content.

The platform also birthed dozens of widely popular internet personalities that have since found millions of fans elsewhere, including Jake Paul, Liza Koshy, and Shawn Mendez.

Although Vine has recently rebranded and relaunched as Byte, it will be hard to recapture the lightning-in-a-bottle magic of Vine. 

From the incredibly iconic to the odd and strange, check out some of the most memorable vine quotes below. 

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Famous vine quotes

1. “Road work ahead? Uh yea, I sure hope it does.” – @drewisgooden 

Iconic Vine Quotes

2. “Merry Chrysler.” – @csydelko

short Vine Quotes

3. “Do it for the vine.” – @Dom

memorable Vine Quotes

4. “It is Wednesday my dudes.” – @JimmyHere

Vine Quotes about wednesday

5. “A potato flew around my room before you came.” – @lilsydfromthetrap

funny Vine Quotes

6. “What are those?” – @youngbusco

7. “What’s 9 plus 10? 21.” – @BRUH

8. “It’s an avocado, thanks!” – @JeffSimmons

9. “Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow.” @GUCCiPOPTART

10. “What the f*ck is up Kyle?” – @nick_colletti

11. “I’m in my mum’s car. Broom broom!” – @tishcrazy

Hilarious vine quotes

12. “Chris, is that a weed?” – @weaklingchris

13. “Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.” – @mason.chill

14. “Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.” – @AnthonyPadilla

15. “I could have dropped my croissant!” – @BROTHER

16. “Today’s forecast, we can clearly see that somebody got me f*cked up!” – @Ashia

17. “Deez nuts, ha got em!” – @welvendagreat

18. “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.” – @666chainz

19. “You’re not my dad! Ugly ass f*ckin’ noodlehead.” – @Jessi Lockett

Memorable vine quotes

20. “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.” – @ayitspnayo

21. “That was legitness.” – @PaulKim

22. “I am shooketh.” – @csydelko

23. “Look at all those chickens!” – @Bernforever

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24. “Eyebrows on fleek.” – @PEACHES MONROEE

25. “Do you guys even listen to Drake?” – @JusReign

26. “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” – @adam perkins

27. “Zack, stop! You’re gonna get in trouble.” – @Braith

28. “Come get y’all juice.” – @kennedytayl0r

29. “I’m washing me and my clothes.” – @sexylexy

Relatable vine quotes

30. “Chipotle is my life.” – @yungsofi

31. “Why you always lyin’?” – @downgoes.fraser

32. “I’m sorry I didn’t see you there. I was too busy blocking out the haters.” – @BrandonBowen

33. “That’s my best friend; that’s my best friend.” – @tokyovanity

34. “When will you learn that your actions have consequences!?” – @SammyClassicSonicFan

35. “Can I PLEASE get a waffle?” – @MightyDuck

36. “Wtf, is this allowed? Is this allowed?” – @Daniel Gomez

37. “He needs some milk!” – @Jakeof300

38. “Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of garbage.” – @billwurtz

39. “I smell like beef.” – @Katie Ryan

40. “I wanna be a cowboy baby.” – @1 Eyed Wonder

Rare vine quotes

41. “Lipstick? In my Valentino white bag?!”

42. “You know what, I’m about to say it.”

43. “Oh hi, thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garrbaagge.”

44. “…And they were roommates” “Mah God they were roommates!”

45. “Um, I’m never been to oovoo javer.”

46. “A mug shot? I don’t even drink coffee.”

47. “Why you always lying?”

48. “That is NOT correct.”

49. “Shoutout to all the pear.”

50. “This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you” …

Vine quotes list

51. “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”
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52. “Why are you running, why are you running?”

53. “Look at all those chickens.”

54. “Sleep? I don’t know about sleep…it’s summertime.” “You ain’t go to bed?” “Oh, she caught me.”

55. “You better stop.”

56. “I have never missed a class.”

57. “So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?”
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58. “Welcome to Bible Study. We’re all children of Jesus… Kumbaya my looordd.”

59. “Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.”

60. “Go to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha-freeshavacado.”

Vine quotes that will live forever

61. “Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they’re not gay!”

62. “Country boy, I love you ahhhwweelhwh…”

63. “Are they helie balloons?!”

64. “I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag.” “You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino White bag?”

65. “What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to read.”

66. “I have osteoporosis.”

67. “I’m just cooking pizza”

68. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, watermelon, INSIDE A WATERMELON.”

69. “WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?” “THEY are my crocs!”

70. “Nice Ron” “I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?”

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More vine quotes

71. “A potato flew around the room before you came, excuse the mess it made…”

72. “What’s better than this? Guys bein dudes.”

73. “I didn’t get no sleep cuz of y’all!”

74. “Wait oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman.” “HaaaAHH”

75. “Wait a minute, who ARE you?”

76. “Uh, I’m not finished” “Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?”

77. “I can’t sleep, because of that video”

78. “XOXO, gossip girl.”

79. “How’d you get these bumps? ya got eggzma?” “I got what?” “You got eggzma?”

80. “What are thoooooose?”

Remarkable vine quotes to remember

81. “How much did you pay for that taco? Aight, yo, you know this boy got his free taco.” – Unknown

82.Yo, how much money do you have? 65 cents. Aye, you know what that means?” – Nathan Enick

83. “Next Please. Hello. Sir, this is a mug shot.” – Unknown

84. “Do you want to go see Uncle Cracker or no?” – Unknown

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85. “I can’t imagine being Mayo.” – Yung Sofi

86. “I smell like a dead rat. I think my nose ain’t working.” – Katie Ryan

87. “All women… are queens.” – Camden Powell

88. “I’m telling you, man, you gotta stop letting people walk all over you… OKAY.” – Gabrielle Godfrey

89. “Say, Colorado. I’m a giraffe!” – Unknown

90. “All I wanna tell you is the school is not important… Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog… woof! You know?” – Queen Blackwell

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Vine quotes about food and drink items

91. “Adam. Please get a waffle for me.” — Unknown

92. “I will have some cheese nuggets.” — Nathan Enick

93. “Staaaahp! I coulda dropped mah croissant!” — Carl Weezer

94. “Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla.” — Just Jake

95. “Love ya chicken strips, you are the best strips ever!” — Unknown

96. “Nate, how are those chicken strips? Yay ya chicken strips!” — Unknown

97. “I’m not running away from hard work, then get a waffle for me.” — Unknown

98. “Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha… free… freeshavaca-do.” — Kylo Ren

99. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life, water, inside a watermelon.” — Unknown

100. “Chris! Is that a brownie? No, this is a crayon, I’m calling the police [puts 911 into microwave] 911 what’s your emergency?” — @Weaklingchris

What do you miss about Vine?

The best part about Vine is that their videos are easily shareable. With just a six-second limit, sharing the looping clip with friends and family is simple.

We all have six seconds to spare to fit in a quick laugh. 

Even though the platform officially shut down in 2017, many popular vines are interwoven into internet culture.

Many are constantly quoted to this day. Although Vine had a short life span, the comedic content made on its platform will live forever. 

Which of these fun Vine quotes is your favorite? Is there a vine that we missed out on? Let us know your thoughts down below!

Nia Simone McLeod
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  1. CHilE ANYWAy So

    September 18, 2020 at 10:57 AM

    OmGSH ThESE ARE SO CLASSIICC

    but like…..
    CAreFull ChiRen THatS A LoTa SodiUm!!

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