Hocus Pocus Quotes From the 90s Cult Classic

If you can’t get enough of those witches, these Hocus Pocus quotes will allow you to enjoy them all year long. 

One of the favorite Halloween movies for people everywhere is Hocus Pocus. It’s the story of three sisters that happen to be witches that come back on Halloween night or as they know it as All Hallow’s Eve from 200 years before. 

It’s a humorous movie and you just can’t help but enjoy the witches’ characters even though they are out to get the children. If you’ve been missing Halloween or just want a quick laugh, these Hocus Pocus quotes will be just what you need.  

Don’t forget to also read these funny Princess Bride quotes from the 80s classic film.

Hocus Pocus quotes from Winnie

1. “Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!” – Winnie 

2. “My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!” – Winnie

3. “Thou hast waited in vain. And thou will fail to save thy friends, just as thou failed to save thy sister!” – Winnie

4. “Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On they feet. So sayeth I!” – Winnie

5. “I smell children!” – Winnie  

6. “You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one… on toast!” – Winnie

7. “Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!” – Winnie

8. “Oh, cheese and crust! He’s lost his head! Damn that Thackery Binx!” – Winnie

9. “Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?” – Winnie

10. “Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.” – Winnie  

11. “I killed you once. I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang onto your heads!” – Winnie

12. “Come, we fly!” – Winnie

13. “It’s the burning rain of death! Come, you fools!” – Winnie

Hocus Pocus quotes from Dani

14. “It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it.” – Dani 

15. “Max, I’m not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It’s weird!” – Dani 

16. “I love you, jerkface.” – Dani   

17. “Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?” – Dani 

18. “You’re my kitty now. You’ll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you’ll only hunt mice for fun.” – Dani 

19. “It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” – Dani 

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Hocus Pocus quotes from Mary

20. “It reeks of children!” – Mary 

21. “Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair.” – Mary 

22. “It’s the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!” – Mary   

23. “I suggest we form a calming circle.” – Mary  

Hocus Pocus quotes from Sarah

24. “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” – Sarah

25. “This is… this is terribly uncomfortable.”  – Sarah

26. “Come little children/I’ll take thee away/Into a land of enchantment/Come little children, the times come to play/Here in my garden of magic.” – Sarah

27. “My lucky rat tail!” – Sarah

28. “Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!”  – Sarah

29.“Sucking the lives out of little children!” – Sarah

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Hocus Pocus quotes from Max

30. “Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me.” – Max 

31. “Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy.” – Max  

32. “You really miss her, don’t you? Man, you can’t keep blaming yourself for that. That happened so long ago.” – Max

33. “Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.” – Max

34. “Welcome to High School Hell.” – Max

35. “Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It’s like this: I, I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.” – Max

36. “It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max

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Hocus Pocus quotes from Allison

37. “Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.” – Allison

38. “It just so happens that Halloween is based on the ancient feast called All Hallow’s Eve It’s the one night a year where the spirits of the dead can return  to Earth.” – Allison

Hocus Pocus quotes from Thackery Binx

39. “You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!” – Thackery Binx 

40. “I shall always be with you.” – Thackery Binx

Are you ready to watch the movie again? 

Hocus Pocus originally came out back in 1993. It’s getting close to being 30 years old and yet it’s still an incredibly popular movie every year when Halloween rolls around. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the movie all year long. 

If you’ve never watched the movie before, this is the perfect time to watch it and find out what all the excitement is all about. Then when the season rolls around again you can be included in all the phone and inside jokes that fans share with each other. And if you’ve already watched the movie, it can’t hurt to enjoy it again. 

Did you enjoy these Hocus Pocus quotes and lines? Which of the quotes is your favorite? Let us know in the comment section below.