25 Mean Girls Quotes to Make Your Life More Fetch

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Below is a selection of Mean Girls quotes from the 2000s-defining teen comedy movie.

What Mean Girls character do you identify with the most?

Released in 2004, Mean Girls is a teen comedy written by comedian and SNL-alum Tina Fey.

The movie stars a hilarious ensemble cast including Lindsey Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey, Lacey Chabert, and Amy Poehler.

The story of Mean Girls surrounds a homeschooled teenager from Africa during her first year of high school in the United States.

The movie has become a pop-culture phenomenon, inspiring everything from Ariana Grande’s “Thank U, Next” music video to President Barack Obama’s viral tweet.

Below are fifty hilarious quotes from Cady, Regina George, and the gang that prove how quotable the movie is to this day.

We also have a compilation of The Outsiders quotes from the unforgettable coming-of-age novel.

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Memorable Mean Girls Quotes

1. “But you’re, like, really pretty. So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?” — Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

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2. “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” — Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

3. “She’s not even that good-looking if you really look at her.” — Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)

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4. “It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!” — Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)

5. “Make sure you check out her mom’s boob job. They’re hard as rocks!” – Gretchen Weiners (Lacey Chabert)

6. “On Wednesdays we wear pink!” – Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried)

7. “She made out with a hot dog.” – Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried)

8. “So if you’re from Africa, why are you white?” – Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried)

9. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.” – Ms. Norbury (Tina Fey)

10. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” – Mrs. George (Amy Poehler)

Mean Girls quotes from Regina George

11. “Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s not going to happen!” — Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

12. “Is butter a carb?” — Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

13. “Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it? That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.” — Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

14. “Boo, you whore!” — Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

15. “I like “invented” her, you know what I mean?” — Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

16. “I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.” — Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

17. “I love her. She’s like a Martian!” — Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

18. “Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.” — Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

19. “They say that you’re a homeschooled jungle freak, that’s a less hot version of me!” — Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

Mean Girls quotes from Cady Heron

20. “It’s October 3.” — Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)

21. “The limit does not exist.” — Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)

22. “Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.” — Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)

23. “Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.” — Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)

24. “Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter.” — Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)

25. “You’re the one who made me like this so you could use me for your eighth-grade revenge!” — Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)

What’s the most memorable scene from Mean Girls?

Although Mean Girls will have you overflowing with laughter, there are also some key lessons embedded into the movie.

As a teenager, you may have wondered how it would be like to be one of the “popular kids”, as Cady did.

As shown in Mean Girls, being popular is not all it’s cracked up to be.

What’s more important is maintaining the quality friendships around you, and growing into the person that you were meant to be.

What’s your favorite Mean Girls quote we featured above?

Are you still trying to make fetch happen?

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