25 Hilarious The Hangover Quotes About The Wolf Pack

The Hangover is one of the most popular comedy movies of the 2000s.

The Hangover quotes below detail the incredible first adventure of Phil, Stu, and Alan. 

What’s the most memorable scene in The Hangover? 

The Hangover stars Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and Zach Galifianakis as three friends who attend another friend’s bachelor party in Vegas.

After waking up the following day with no memory of the previous night, they must find the missing groom to ensure the wedding goes as planned.

The movie is the first installment in The Hangover trilogy and was directed by Todd Phillips and written by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore.

Released in June 2009, The Hangover was a critical and commercial success.

It grossed over $467 million worldwide, making it the tenth-highest-grossing film of 2009.

Along with being a box office hit, The Hangover received the Golden Globe Award for Best Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy in 2009. 

A sequel, The Hangover Part II, was released in May 2011, and the final installment, The Hangover Part III, was released in May 2013.

Hang out with the Wolf Pack by reading the hilarious quotes below! 

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The Hangover quotes and one-liners

1. “Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don’t, but do me a favor: don’t text me, it’s gay.” -Phil (Bradley Cooper)

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2. “Not at the table, Carlos!” -Alan (Zack Galifianakis)

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3. “I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust…” -Alan (Zack Galifianakis)

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4. “Hey, Phil, am I missing a tooth?” – Stu (Ed Helms) 

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5. “Wow! You are the world’s shittiest drug dealer.” – Stu (Ed Helms) 

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6. “Oh wait, next weeks no good for me, the Jonas brothers are in town.” -Alan (Zack Galifianakis)

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7. “Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.” -Alan (Zack Galifianakis)

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8. “Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You just nailed the baby.” – Stu (Ed Helms) 

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9. “He’ll be fine. I cracked a window.” -Phil (Bradley Cooper)

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10. “Hey! There are Skittles in there!” -Alan (Zack Galifianakis)

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The Hangover quotes from Phil (Bradley Cooper) 

11. “Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.” –  Phil (Bradley Cooper) 

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12. “Whoa, whoa, whoa! I’m a schoolteacher, I got a family, okay? I’m all for secrecy, but I’m not going to torch a f**king cop car.” – Phil (Bradley Cooper) 

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13. “It’s rock, paper, scissors. There’s nothing more fair.” – Phil (Bradley Cooper) 

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14. “You know what, Doug? You should enjoy yourself because come Sunday you’re going to start dying, just a little bit, every day.” – Phil (Bradley Cooper) 

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15. “Would you shut up and drive before these nerds ask me another question?” – Phil (Bradley Cooper) 

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16. “Whose f**king baby is that?” – Phil (Bradley Cooper) 

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17. “Jesus, he’s like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.” – Phil (Bradley Cooper) 

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18. “To a night the four of us will never forget!” – Phil (Bradley Cooper)

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19. “Oh! Holy f**k! He’s not kidding! There’s a tiger in there!” – Phil (Bradley Cooper)

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20. “Let’s just get some coffee and get the f**k out of Nevada before housekeeping shows.” – Phil (Bradley Cooper)

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21. “What’s the problem? We’re just riding an elevator. Why, is this Jeopardy? What the f**k is this bullshit!” – Phil (Bradley Cooper)

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22. “You know, I just have to say I have never seen a more beautiful, elegant, just regal creature.” – Phil (Bradley Cooper)

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The Hangover quotes from Stu (Ed Helms) 

23. “You are literally too stupid to insult.” – Stu (Ed Helms) 

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24. “I don’t know, Phil. Apparently, I’m a guy who marries complete strangers. This whole situation is completely f**ked. These mugs. This hat.” – Stu (Ed Helms) 

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25. “Phil, we’re not even going to be in the room. It’s one night, we can share beds. It’s no big deal.” – Stu (Ed Helms)

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When’s the last time you took a risk? 

The Hangover is one of my favorite comedy movies of all time.

Many comedies can seem formulaic.

Their jokes often fall flat because of it. 

The Hangover is far from unoriginal.

From Stu’s missing tooth to the random baby, the movie isn’t afraid to take risks for genuine laughs.

I still remember the first time I saw the tiger in the bathroom and busted out in laughter. 

I find a lot of value in the fact that The Hangover wasn’t afraid to take risks.

Its creative decisions that other people may find strange are what set it apart. 

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