20 The Hot Chick Quotes From the Hilarious Comedy

Those looking for some quick laughs will love The Hot Chick quotes below!

The Hot Chick is a comedy movie that was released in 2002 and was written and directed by Tom Brady.

The movie was produced by Adam Sandler and Carr D’Angelo and was distributed by Buena Vista Pitcures.

The Hot Chick stars Rob Schneider, Rachel McAdams, Anna Faris, and Matthew Lawrence, among many talented actors.

The movie was released to mostly negative reviews but grossed over $54 million at the box office against an unknown budget.

The movie’s plot follows Clive Maxtone, a middle-aged incompetent criminal, and mean-spirited high school cheerleader Jessica Spencer.

Clive and Jessica accidentally switch bodies with each other due to a pair of enchanted earrings, and hilarity ensues.

Take a look at these The Hot Chick quotes for some quick laughs.

You will also enjoy our article on The Other Woman quotes.

Hilarious The Hot Chick Quotes

These quotes will have you laughing.

1. “It’s me, Jessica!” – Jessica

2. “I’ll go show her….This is MY Song!!” – Jessica

3. “Stay away from me! I have pepper spray on my keychain!” – April

4. “I have to get to the little girls’ room before I soak my panties!” – Clive

5. “Somebody s..t in the locker.” – Clive

6. “Come on, it’s not every day that your best friend grows a penis.” – April

7. “Get a new conditioner; your ends are totally split.” – Jessica

8. “I’m not wearing your bra. I was simply holding it against myself.” – Booger Spencer

9. “Waa, waa, I’m crying about my body! And then you can loan it to me every other weekend, so I can pay off some gambling debts.” – Clive

10. “You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, ok, then I’ll give your body back because it’s soooo important to you.” – Clive

Mean The Hot Chick Quotes

Check out some of the mean and insensitive quotes from the movie.

11. “Ok, let’s make a list of all the people that hate Jessica.” – April

12. “I’ll be the envy of every girl at prom. Not like that was in jeopardy or anything.” – Jessica

13. “You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?” – Jessica

14. “Maybe this one will put out, unlike that cold fish, Jessica.” – Jake

15. “What about the class trip to Six Flags? She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.” – Lulu

16. “Hildenburg, I’m sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders” – Jessica

17. “You know what would be a shorter list? All the people that don’t hate Jessica.” – Lulu

18. “And everyone made fun of you and threw rocks at you, ‘cuz you talked funny and your front two teeth were brown.” – Jessica

19. “Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?” – Bianca

20. “You’re not ashamed of me. You’re really ashamed of yourself.” – Korean Mother

Do Clive and Jessica Switch Back to Their Original Bodies?

Clive uses his new body to trick people into thinking he is Jessica and makes money.

Meanwhile, Jessica realizes how mean she has been and works with some of the girls she has been mean to to switch her body back.

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